My wife left me recently,leaving behind her pet cat which I've always hated.Should I
1.Contact the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals to find it a good home
2.Meet my mates for Sunday morning five-a-side soccer in the local sports centre.We then go back to my place,still in our shorts,to get really drunk and watch a video nasty.Then we
2a.Drown the cat
2b.Hang the cat
2c.Burn the cat alive
2d.Kick the cat to death
2e.Beat the cat to death
2f.Bury the cat alive

I am inclined to favour 2c

there must be fifty ways to leave yer pussy...
Just kick it out the back, Jack.

Don't be like certain NA members and shoot or abuse it. Please. Call the local Humane society and see if they will take it, maybe give them a donation to cover some of the cat's food and care until they find it a home. Or put an ad in the paper and maybe someone will give it a good home.

Come on have some class. It's not the cats fault you couldn't satisfy your wife, find it a good home.

Hopefully that guy's not serious, but the animal is innocent not deserving of abuse. An adoption agency will take it in.

His ex-wife is a scumbag for abandoning her pet.

My wife left me recently

Wherefore?

I can probably answer this question even though it is "Shakespearean" and not addressed to me. I would guess that the remark "none of your business" would suffice, though I, personally, would embelish it with expletive.

Wherefore?

Personally I think animal abuse is "un-Aryan" of White people.

When it's time to get rid of pussy I just rollover and say FUCK OFF! oh I guess were
talking about different kinds of pussy.

I am inclined to favour 2c

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I can probably answer this question even though it is "Shakespearean" and not addressed to me. I would guess that the remark "none of your business" would suffice, though I, personally, would [embellish] it with expletive.

You're right, Momus. It is none of my business; but when someone speaks so candidly of their own tendencies, at least with regards to animals, I cannot help but be curious. And my question didn't necessarily require an answer. Thank goodness I wasn't addressing you (I can't say I fancy your use of "expletives.").

Give yerself a gold star. You know where to put it.

You're right, Momus. It is none of my business; but when someone speaks so candidly of their own tendencies, at least with regards to animals, I cannot help but be curious. And my question didn't necessarily require an answer. Thank goodness I wasn't addressing you (I can't say I fancy your use of "expletives.").