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Balrog
June 5th, 2004, 09:45 PM
Since approximately 95% of the contributions from VNN's pet niggers contain the "muh dik" and "muh dik in a white woman" themes, VNN has become a de facto sex fantasy forum for delusional niggers. The superior White male would naturally assume that this is the nigger's pathetic attempt to anger us, and since niggers are so invincibly stupid, they probably think the superior White male believes their stories. Those white prostitutes and crack whores in the staged photographs are being PAID by the pornography industry, niggerboys, they're not the superior White male's "girl next door".

However, I think the niggers have another motivation for posting their "muh dik/white woman" fantasies, and that motivation is their own sexual fulfillment. Even though their vocabulary and reading comprehension is severely limited, some niggers can read well enough to indentify and enjoy certain key words like "dick", "pussy", "white woman", "gang-bang', "cum" etc. All of the fantasies involve white women, because who would fantasize about sex with nigger women?

Since superior White people are naturally generous (sometimes to their own detriment), I have a business idea for the VNN pet niggers or anyone who wants to market a product aimed at niggers. Why not start a web-based forum for nigger sex fantasies? This forum would be similar to the "Penthouse Forum", and could involve both professional writers and semi-literate niggers putting their sexual fantasies in print (with the help of editors and staff writers).

You could offer a free service for those who want to post and read nigger sex fantasy stories, and a premium subscription service for "extras" such as photo and streaming video downloads, free e-mail (for niggers on the "down-low" who want to "hook up" and pass along their AIDS virus), an advice column, and a store which would offer related products such as books which feature a collection of the best letters, similar to what Penthouse Magazine offers on amazon.com:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/104-5694973-0497533

The most popular theme for nigger sex fantasies would involve the nigger's need to soothe the feelings of inferiority that their White male superiors evoke. This soothing would involve the nigger protagonists of each story seeking revenge on the superior White males who "be keepin' dem' down". Some popular scenarios would involve the following:

1) The Klansman's/Nazi's daughter or wife - An obvious choice

2) The banker's trophy blonde wife - The banker turned the nigger down for a loan, and now the nigger wants to make his own "deposit" at the banker's mansion.

3) The well-dressed, professionally-employed White woman - She saw the nigger in a shopping mall, clutched her purse tightly, walked faster, decided not to get on the elevator with the nigger, avoided all eye contact, and now the nigger seeks to alleviate her fears and loathing with his "muh dik".

4) The policeman's blue-eyed daughter - The policeman arrested the nigger, the nigger got out of jail, and now he wants to be a part of the policeman's family with the help of a mud-colored, brown-eyed baby.

5) The judge's wife - Another obvious choice... After the nigger serves a lengthy sentence imposed by her husband, the judge's wife will decide if the "muk dik" myth is really a myth.

The possibilities are endless, niggers! Just put your IQ-85 brain to work and don't stop writing, no matter how much you want to stop and masturbate as visions of white women dance in your nappy heads, because your fellow VNN pet monkeys need your fantasies, and could be willing to pay for them.

T.Garrett
June 7th, 2004, 10:29 PM
Since approximately 95% of the contributions from VNN's pet niggers contain the "muh dik" and "muh dik in a white woman" themes, VNN has become a de facto sex fantasy forum for delusional niggers. The superior White male would naturally assume that this is the nigger's pathetic attempt to anger us, and since niggers are so invincibly stupid, they probably think the superior White male believes their stories. Those white prostitutes and crack whores in the staged photographs are being PAID by the pornography industry, niggerboys, they're not the superior White male's "girl next door".

However, I think the niggers have another motivation for posting their "muh dik/white woman" fantasies, and that motivation is their own sexual fulfillment. Even though their vocabulary and reading comprehension is severely limited, some niggers can read well enough to indentify and enjoy certain key words like "dick", "pussy", "white woman", "gang-bang', "cum" etc. All of the fantasies involve white women, because who would fantasize about sex with nigger women?

Since superior White people are naturally generous (sometimes to their own detriment), I have a business idea for the VNN pet niggers or anyone who wants to market a product aimed at niggers. Why not start a web-based forum for nigger sex fantasies? This forum would be similar to the "Penthouse Forum", and could involve both professional writers and semi-literate niggers putting their sexual fantasies in print (with the help of editors and staff writers).

You could offer a free service for those who want to post and read nigger sex fantasy stories, and a premium subscription service for "extras" such as photo and streaming video downloads, free e-mail (for niggers on the "down-low" who want to "hook up" and pass along their AIDS virus), an advice column, and a store which would offer related products such as books which feature a collection of the best letters, similar to what Penthouse Magazine offers on amazon.com:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/104-5694973-0497533

The most popular theme for nigger sex fantasies would involve the nigger's need to soothe the feelings of inferiority that their White male superiors evoke. This soothing would involve the nigger protagonists of each story seeking revenge on the superior White males who "be keepin' dem' down". Some popular scenarios would involve the following:

1) The Klansman's/Nazi's daughter or wife - An obvious choice

2) The banker's trophy blonde wife - The banker turned the nigger down for a loan, and now the nigger wants to make his own "deposit" at the banker's mansion.

3) The well-dressed, professionally-employed White woman - She saw the nigger in a shopping mall, clutched her purse tightly, walked faster, decided not to get on the elevator with the nigger, avoided all eye contact, and now the nigger seeks to alleviate her fears and loathing with his "muh dik".

4) The policeman's blue-eyed daughter - The policeman arrested the nigger, the nigger got out of jail, and now he wants to be a part of the policeman's family with the help of a mud-colored, brown-eyed baby.

5) The judge's wife - Another obvious choice... After the nigger serves a lengthy sentence imposed by her husband, the judge's wife will decide if the "muk dik" myth is really a myth.

The possibilities are endless, niggers! Just put your IQ-85 brain to work and don't stop writing, no matter how much you want to stop and masturbate as visions of white women dance in your nappy heads, because your fellow VNN pet monkeys need your fantasies, and could be willing to pay for them.


Balrog

Don’t you know that with this damn post you’re opressin the black man Balrog? Its too LONG bro, nignogs have very short attention spans, and sarcasm is something no nigga understands, yo? A real nigger would read a few lines, not comprehend a fuckin word, grab his crotch, scratch his nappy head and move on. The one or two line posts are the ones our freeky stone-age pets respond better to, of meebe just a “Fuck you nigger” usually suffices to get a response from ol banana chewin, knucledraggin boofus. I was fuckin rollin on the floor heer reading AFN BTW, great site!
Cheers

TG

Steve B
June 7th, 2004, 11:19 PM
Balrog

Don’t you know that with this damn post you’re opressin the black man Balrog? Its too LONG bro, nignogs have very short attention spans, and sarcasm is something no nigga understands, yo? A real nigger would read a few lines, not comprehend a fuckin word, grab his crotch, scratch his nappy head and move on. The one or two line posts are the ones our freeky stone-age pets respond better to, of meebe just a “Fuck you nigger” usually suffices to get a response from ol banana chewin, knucledraggin boofus. I was fuckin rollin on the floor heer reading AFN BTW, great site!
Cheers

TG

LOL! I missed this post...thanks for bumping it TG and thanks Balrog for writing it....funnier than hell. But you forgot the all time nigger fantasy for delusional monkeys.

Southern slave master whips noble heroic nigger for no apparent reason. Nigger rises up in rightous indignation and then takes southern belle as his own.

Nigger then turns run down southern plantation into prosperous mini Detroit. Writes books, cures cancer, builds new and improved pyramids, invents all sorts of miraculous do dads and shows whitey what fo!

Hey...it could happen!

Kepler
June 7th, 2004, 11:59 PM
Balrog, niggers have black eyes. It is a good post, otherwise.