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Sean Martin
January 31st, 2008, 08:20 PM
I will invest in that. I can only imagine how many welfare checks will be cashed to purchase this product.

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/01/canburger.jpg

This is a cheeseburger. In a can. It's a cheeseburger in a can.

I honestly can't figure out how I feel about this: is it the greatest achievement of mankind thus far, or is it an abomination of foodstuffs that deserves to be hucked back into the gaping maw of whatever food processing plant it was spewed from? I just don't know what to think anymore. Would you eat a cheeseburger in a can? Keep in mind that it'll look nowhere near as delicious as the example above when you pull it out of the can.
http://gizmodo.com/350091/cheeseburger-in-a-can-is-both-the-best-and-worst-thing-ive-ever-seen

Jane_Doe#5
February 1st, 2008, 01:27 PM
Thats one of the stupidest things Ive ever heard of.

Sean Martin
February 1st, 2008, 05:11 PM
Thats one of the stupidest things Ive ever heard of.

Do you doubt it will be a #1 seller? If they ever come up with Big Mac in a can I am going to sell off all my real estate and invest in that. :D

yankee jane
February 1st, 2008, 05:27 PM
Eeesh - that's gotta be some limp lettuce when you open that can - or genetically manufactured and petrified to keep it "crisp" - yuk :ewww

Sean Martin
February 1st, 2008, 05:33 PM
And here I find myself in a Jane sandwich.

Jane_Doe#5
February 3rd, 2008, 10:48 PM
And here I find myself in a Jane sandwich.

LOL. I noticed that, too.

I (personally) was more concerned about the tomatoes than the lettuce. They would leak juice all over the bread and make it all soggy and nasty.

It looks like one of those school cafeteria burgers, too. Not real meat. Just overall "yuck".

OTPTT
February 3rd, 2008, 10:56 PM
Would you eat a cheeseburger in a can?

It depends on the composition of the can. I'm picky about which metals I eat. :D

Ed Keiser
February 3rd, 2008, 11:05 PM
They can have their cheeseburgers in a can, I will stick with my M.R.E.'s. If there's anything better than cold pork loaf on a stale cracker I haven't found it.:D

Jane_Doe#5
February 3rd, 2008, 11:08 PM
LOL, MREs arent that bad. They have supposedly gotten alot better over the years, as well. I liked the chicken and rice one. And I loved the fruit cocktail... slabs.

OTPTT
February 3rd, 2008, 11:19 PM
C-RATS were pretty good when I was with the Marines. The only exception being the scrambled eggs. Never cared for them as they didn't taste natural to me.

Jane_Doe#5
February 3rd, 2008, 11:31 PM
I think the MREs had a package with eggs in them, too. I never got up the nerve to try them. I dont like eggs to begin with (Unless they are boiled), and they just... didnt appeal to me.

Sean Martin
February 3rd, 2008, 11:37 PM
A lot of grocery stores around here have 99-cent microwaveable frozen cheeseburgers. That canned cheeseburger could require adding the lettuce and tomatoes later.

Dirk
February 3rd, 2008, 11:39 PM
I will invest in that. I can only imagine how many welfare checks will be cashed to purchase this product.

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/01/canburger.jpg

This is a cheeseburger. In a can. It's a cheeseburger in a can.

I honestly can't figure out how I feel about this: is it the greatest achievement of mankind thus far, or is it an abomination of foodstuffs that deserves to be hucked back into the gaping maw of whatever food processing plant it was spewed from? I just don't know what to think anymore. Would you eat a cheeseburger in a can? Keep in mind that it'll look nowhere near as delicious as the example above when you pull it out of the can.
http://gizmodo.com/350091/cheeseburger-in-a-can-is-both-the-best-and-worst-thing-ive-ever-seen

Mmmm yeah, I bet that washes down good with a half liter of grape soda!

Sean Martin
February 3rd, 2008, 11:43 PM
It looks like one of those school cafeteria burgers, too. Not real meat. Just overall "yuck".

Best darn soy burgers you will ever eat.

Jane_Doe#5
February 3rd, 2008, 11:49 PM
Heh.

Some veggie-burgers are actually pretty good. But the ones that are bad, are really nasty.

Adamic Man
February 4th, 2008, 01:40 PM
Heh.

Some veggie-burgers are actually pretty good. But the ones that are bad, are really nasty.

Make a distinction between veggie burgers and soy burgers. Chop and mash up some vegetables, add seasonings and form them into a patty, thats a "veggie burger" and it can be very tasty.

"Soy" burgers are a whole 'nother animal. Notice all of these kind of products are called "soy" and not "soyBEAN." Because they are no longer soybeans. They are some kinda processed abomination which causes all sorts of health problems, including thyroid problems and MALE REPRODUCTIVE AND SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION PROBLEMS (starting to smell the jew in the woodpile?). Just Googo dat shit and see what a disaster this "synthetic" meat substitute is. And soy burgers taste nasty.

Remember, the jew is always telegraphing what he does. Any coincidence jew Hollywood made that movie, "SOYlent Green"?? Maybe there's more to this whole soy mess than people can bear to believe...


AM

TheKelts
February 4th, 2008, 02:31 PM
Cheeseburgers in a can?

Sounds disgusting. I can see only arguments has to who consumes them.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1202102852/Angry_Fight_Breaks_Out_Over_Who_Ate_a_Cheeseburger


:rofl

Jane_Doe#5
February 4th, 2008, 04:19 PM
soy is actually very good for male heath and the prostate, all that crap, especially tofu.

Soy in large amounts can interfere with hormone levels, but you have to eat a lot for that to occur.

Adamic Man
February 4th, 2008, 07:44 PM
Jane, if soy were good for male health and the prostrate, jews woulda taken it off the market by now. Way too many studies, even by leading writers in the alternative health field like Tom Valentine, show that soy is not a good food.

Dried soybeans, soaked, cooked and added to a stew = good.

"Soy", "Soy protein isolate", "Modified soy protein" and the like = BAD.

There's a reason it's modified. There's a reason this processed pseudo-food is in EVERYTHING. I was walking in a park recently and picked up a wrapper off the ground for a Good Humor brand Toasted Almond ice cream bar. "Modified soy protein" was one of the ingredients! In an ice cream bar!

There's a reason this stuff is in so many processed foods.

There's a reason monosodium glutamate in in so many processed foods.

There's a reason high fructose corn syrup is in so many processed foods.

There's a reason aspartame is in so many processed foods.

There's a reason fluoride is in the drinking water.

AND NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD REASONS!


You want male sexual health, take herbs like ginseng and saw palmetto. Eat pumpkin seeds and oatmeal (but not the supermarket brands with chemicals and junk added). But whatever you do, men, STAY AWAY FROM "SOY." It is NOT REAL, WHOLE, WHOLESOME FOOD. Trust me on this.


And read the message below to remind yourself....

-AM

Jane_Doe#5
February 4th, 2008, 08:00 PM
Jane, if soy were good for male health and the prostrate, jews woulda taken it off the market by now. Way too many studies, even by leading writers in the alternative health field like Tom Valentine, show that soy is not a good food.

Dried soybeans, soaked, cooked and added to a stew = good.

"Soy", "Soy protein isolate", "Modified soy protein" and the like = BAD.

There's a reason it's modified. There's a reason this processed pseudo-food is in EVERYTHING. I was walking in a park recently and picked up a wrapper off the ground for a Good Humor brand Toasted Almond ice cream bar. "Modified soy protein" was one of the ingredients! In an ice cream bar!

There's a reason this stuff is in so many processed foods.

There's a reason monosodium glutamate in in so many processed foods.

There's a reason high fructose corn syrup is in so many processed foods.

There's a reason aspartame is in so many processed foods.

There's a reason fluoride is in the drinking water.

AND NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD REASONS!


You want male sexual health, take herbs like ginseng and saw palmetto. Eat pumpkin seeds and oatmeal (but not the supermarket brands with chemicals and junk added). But whatever you do, men, STAY AWAY FROM "SOY." It is NOT REAL, WHOLE, WHOLESOME FOOD. Trust me on this.


And read the message below to remind yourself....

-AM

...Tofu is soybean curd. Not "modified soy protein". Its a 'whole' food. ...And it is good for male health issues.
http://www.bodyandfitness.com/Information/Menhealth/cancer.htm

"Another group of nutrients, called (bio)flavonoids, appears to protect against invasive prostate cancer. More than 4,000 flavonoids have been identified in plants, but a particular one in soy may be the most important in terms of preventing prostate cancer. This soy flavonoid, (Research) genistein, has a very weak estrogenic effect--so weak, in fact, it will not affect masculinity. Yet, it seems to protect against prostate cancers stimulated by male and female hormones. (In actuality, the "female" hormone estrogen is also produced in the male body, though in very small amounts.) An international team of researchers has suggested that soy intake may account for why some men have a low incidence of invasive prostate cancer relative to others. Herman Adlercreutz, M.D., and his colleagues from Finland and Japan compared levels of several types of flavonoids in the blood of 14 healthy middle-aged Japanese and 14 Finnish men. On average, blood levels of these nutrients--including genistein--were 7 to 110 times higher among the Japanese men, compared with the Finns. Other research has shown that genistein prevents malignant angiogenesis, the development of blood vessels that promote cancer growth. It also encourages normal cellular differentiation in some types of cancer cells, such as leukemia cells.
"A life-long high concentration of isoflavonoids in (blood) plasma might explain why Japanese men have small latent carcinomas that seldom develop to clinical disease," wrote Adlercreutz, in the journal Lancet (Nov. 13, 1993; 342:1209-10).

Soy foods, such as tofu and soy milk, are excellent sources of genistein, and a person doesn't have to consume large amounts to benefit. Mark Messina, Ph.D., author of The Simple Soybean and Your Health (Avery Publishing Group, 1994), says that one serving daily--3-4 ounces of tofu, an 8-ounce glass of soy milk--is probably sufficient."

Too much, I agree can be counter-productive to good health and have negative side-effects, but it has its place.

RebelWithACause
February 6th, 2008, 07:24 AM
Ask a well-informed bodybuilder if they'd ever consider touching soy and see what they say.

I'll pass.

Sean Martin
February 6th, 2008, 03:38 PM
Ask a well-informed bodybuilder if they'd ever consider touching soy and see what they say.

I'll pass.

Aren’t those the same people who use Whey to build muscles? You know whey used to be a waste product of making milk products? It was sold to cattle growers for a couple dollars a hundred pounds. Once someone found out it grew muscles the price went up to 20 dollars a pound.

RebelWithACause
February 6th, 2008, 05:32 PM
X-Rays were discovered by someone with an interesting paperweight, too...

Just saying...I know that there are studies on both sides of the fence, some that say soy boosts estrogen and others that say soy doesn't, but there's enough controversy over the subject to make me stick with whey until the dust settles one definitive way or the other.

Jane_Doe#5
February 6th, 2008, 07:34 PM
I didnt in any way advocate or recommend soy protein be used as a weight-lifting supplement. I specifically only addressed the moderate consumption of soy, in relation to its effects on certain male health issues.

Soy absolutely has estrogens in it. I specifically said that consuming a lot has negative effects. Weight-lifters/ body-builders drink their shakes every day, generally with multiple scoops of the powder (Or higher concentrations of a lower volume of powder).

...That constitutes "consuming a lot", which I dont recommend men do.

Cate
February 6th, 2008, 08:07 PM
They can have their cheeseburgers in a can, I will stick with my M.R.E.'s. If there's anything better than cold pork loaf on a stale cracker I haven't found it.:D

Ed, It's funny you should mention MREs. Back in the 80's, I worked for the first company that packaged MREs for the military (the packaging itself was called a retort pouch developed by a five company consortium). The food was really good, even in the test phase. We weren't supposed to eat the good stuff, but the rejects were up for grabs (not enough peas or carrots in the beef stew, etc.). The MREs were the first service rations that didn't include cigarettes.

On a related note, this company was owned by the Black Muslims and investors from the Chinese community here in the States. The government eventually shut us down when the head of the Black Muslims (Warith Deen Muhammad) passed away and control was being exerted by Louis Farrakhan. When Farrakhan went to Libya, which was illegal to do at the time, to visit Kadafi, our contract was terminated. Nothing like a little consorting with the enemy.

I don't know who packages the MREs now, but it is unlikely a minority company is doing it.

Sean Martin
February 7th, 2008, 02:10 AM
but there's enough controversy over the subject to make me stick with whey until the dust settles one definitive way or the other.

All whey is, is a waste product that was turned to cattle feed and people now pay a 2,000% markup on it.

Ed Keiser
February 7th, 2008, 02:41 AM
Is there anything left in this fucking country that doesn't have the fingerprints of the muds or jews on it?

RebelWithACause
February 7th, 2008, 05:35 AM
All whey is, is a waste product that was turned to cattle feed and people now pay a 2,000% markup on it.

How many other things that we use on a daily basis were classified as 'waste products' at one time, but through a refining process were determined to be pretty damned useful?

If you don't like it, don't drink the shake. If it offends you so much, then stay away from it. :rofl

Sean Martin
February 7th, 2008, 05:55 AM
If you don't like it, don't drink the shake. If it offends you so much, then stay away from it. :rofl

I tend to stay from McDonalds and Kosher products but that doesn’t stop me from exposing the scam to other white people.

If a white person wants to get scammed that is his or her business, however I don’t want them to say they were not warned.


Fluoride is a waste product that kikes have determined is useful. I still warn people about that as well.







However for the intents and purposes of this thread we are talking about burgers in a can not the best way to build muscle. For some reason I don’t think canned hamburgers will pack on the muscle.

Donnie in Ohio
February 7th, 2008, 07:24 AM
Is there anything left in this fucking country that doesn't have the fingerprints of the muds or jews on it?

A pair of work boots?

odin
February 7th, 2008, 07:47 AM
All whey is, is a waste product that was turned to cattle feed and people now pay a 2,000% markup on it.Whey is a byproduct of cheese production; it is one of the components which separates from milk after rennet (a byproduct of veal production, which are in turn fed often on whey) is added.

Whey is used to produce ricotta and brown cheeses and many other products for human consumption. It is also an additive in many processed foods, including breads, crackers and commercial pastry, and in animal feed. Whey proteins primarily consist of α-lactalbumin and β-lactoglobulin. Depending on the method of manufacture, whey may also contain glycomacropeptides (GMP).

Whey protein (derived from whey) is often sold as a nutritional supplement. Such supplements are especially popular in the sport of bodybuilding. In Switzerland, where cheese production is an important industry, whey is used as the basis for a carbonated soft drink called Rivella. In Israel, dairy farmers supplement cows with whey to ensure a steady supply of proteins and calcium.
It's a useful by-product. Whey has never been considered a waste product.

RebelWithACause
February 7th, 2008, 08:41 AM
However for the intents and purposes of this thread we are talking about burgers in a can not the best way to build muscle. For some reason I don’t think canned hamburgers will pack on the muscle.

lol absolutely no argument there from me. Aside from absolutely -dire- survival situations, a 'Can-O-Burger' would never make its way inside my body.