FACTS:


1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.





IT DOESNT GET ANY SWEETER THAN THIS

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/ninja2guitars.jpg







NINJAS WILL TOTALLY RUIN YOUR DAY

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/mevssteve2.jpg







NINJAS WILL TOTALLY EAT YOUR CAT

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/sweetpicture.JPG








I AM A TOTALLY SWEET NINJA

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/AnimaEternae-totallysweetkanata.jpg




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I bet you play videogames way too much.

I used to in highschool. I actually have to work now to help pay for college and, well, actually plan for the future. Dammit.


...But you agree that ninjas are totally sweet, yes?



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In Sweden it's the other way around. You see, here we get money for attending university. Now that's sweet.

This one a guy dropped a fork in a cafe and the ninja killed the whole town.

In Sweden it's the other way around. You see, here we get money for attending university. Now that's sweet.

No fair....but I thought being a WN, you would despise the socialist policies?


This one a guy dropped a fork in a cafe and the ninja killed the whole town

My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



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http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5155/ninjaparty.jpg

These guys don't kid around.

Ninjas are so sweet I want to crap my pants. I love them with every part of my body (even my pee pee).



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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.


Are we quite finished with the tributary pasting? Would it be proper for us to post some of our own opinions on the subject, Anima-sama?

Sure, let's all discuss why ninjas are totally sweet.

You know, I think there should be a Ninja Scholarship. It would be awarded to eligible ninjas who had extremely high levels of flippage.




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Sure, let's all discuss why ninjas are totally sweet.

You know, I think there should be a Ninja Scholarship. It would be awarded to eligible ninjas who had extremely high levels of flippage.

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Who knew the ninja's weapon of choice was the Les Paul (copy?) and an Ibanez or two?


Also, we could test each ninja with a guitar, because ninjas wailing on guitars are really awesome.



http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/NinjaLaundry.jpg


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Damn, when did Chutzpah Lounge become China Town?

Damn, when did Chutzpah Lounge become China Town?

Dude you can be a ninja too.


http://www.planetboredom.net/pix/data/media/2/ninja.jpg


Use any black t-shirt!!!


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There should also be, like, a belt system denoting proficiency in acting deceptively calm right before indulging in a the total carnage that is a ninja flip-out.

Dude remember those photos of the white patriots or whatever marching 20 some years ago? Wouldn't it be totally sweet if there were like WHITE POWER NINJAS. Man that would be ultimate ownage.

I heard a white power ninja totally uppercutted some Jew just for opening his car door.


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No fair....but I thought being a WN, you would despise the socialist policies?


Only in principle.

I always figured ninja's were homos. Mahahaha! :cool:

Man, you're as good as dead. They are converging on your abode even as we speak, armed to the molars with various East Asian farming utensils and cleverly constructed smoke-producing teleportation bombs. Plus they are sure to ruin your couch.

You know, instead of white power ninjas, how about white power vikings. You could grow beards and wear horned helmets and smite people.


Although, you might look a bit silly in a Viking getup....whereas all ninjas are totally sweet. You decide. I think still the Viking idea has potential, though.







http://www.picgoo.com/uploads7/vikingss.jpghttp://www.picgoo.com/uploads7/ninjasss.jpg


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Hey, don't steal my ideas. I actually thought up White Power Ninjas once. Then again, I was drunk and everyone laughed at me.

WHITE POWER NINJAS IN COMBAT


http://www.picgoo.com/uploads7/fight4.jpg



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shadows of iga. sho kosugi. pull that manrikigusari outta you assahola. watashewa antiochus dehs gah. doko desu gah nudo geikijo? domo arigato dontousmamoustache. ippon serenage. ich ni san chi go roku shichi hachi ku ju....like JEW? jew-ich jew-san -jewchi- jewgo... JEWGO!

most disgusting jap food: NATOH. anybody ever had that? tell me what it is if you have.

Dude you can be a ninja too.


http://www.planetboredom.net/pix/data/media/2/ninja.jpg


Use any black t-shirt!!!


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Heh, I bet you hang out on irc or something. I saw some guy on efnet in some hack*r related channel or BSD unix channel post that Ninja instruction guide with the T-shirt.

You're into that sub-culture partially no or yes ?

You know, instead of white power ninjas, how about white power vikings. You could grow beards and wear horned helmets and smite people.


Although, you might look a bit silly in a Viking getup....whereas all ninjas are totally sweet. You decide. I think still the Viking idea has potential, though.






http://www.picgoo.com/uploads7/vikingss.jpghttp://www.picgoo.com/uploads7/ninjasss.jpg


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No, Christian Knights Templar slaughtering Arabs and Jews in a crusade is the way to go. You're ninja sword and chinese stars are useless on my chain mail.

http://www.boattravel.net/gallery/knight.jpg


http://www.royalhouseofstewart.org.uk/templar/templar_knight.jpg

http://www.houseofanoria.com/Surcoats1/Medieval_Knight_Surcoat1.jpg

http://www.houseofanoria.com/Library/surcoat-4.jpg

http://www.fiodanavalha.pt/Cortereal/Images/Afonso.jpg

You're into that sub-culture partiall no or yes ?

I used to do IRC back in freshman year of highschool as a means to "procure" software...haven't done it in many years.

I was a heavy gamer (asian in me?) though, so I get the "all your base" and leet speak jokes.



http://www.royalhouseofstewart.org.uk/templar/templar_knight.jpg


Dude, Paladins are righteously sweet!.



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The black magic wizard wields the power of vril ! I am a wizard to the King's court. I'll smite you with my elite Nephilim black yogi magic ninja. Ninja's don't wield supernatural mage powers.

http://www.houseofanoria.com/leather/Surcoat_Gambeson2.jpg

http://www.brookhursthobbies.com/dragon/sideeshow/tim%20the%20enchanter.jpg


http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/timencha.jpg


http://www.stylewithsubstance.com/musings/baytobreakers/gandalf.jpg


http://www.fiodanavalha.pt/Cortereal/Images/Gandalf.jpg

Aryan ninja Chris Farley
http://www.kinoweb.de/film97/BevHillsNinja/pix/ninja3.jpg

Hey, Anima, is that Oni-me no Kyo on your avatar? He's like a totally sweet ninja too!

Hey, Anima, is that Oni-me no Kyo on your avatar? He's like a totally sweet ninja too!

No dude, it's Alucard from Hellsing.

http://www.quistis2.republika.pl/Alucard.jpg


Sweet.



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Hellsing, yes, of course. I liked the no-holds-barred ending.

Totally Sweet Ninjas attack Congo train

http://nonemore.keenspace.com/ninjas1.html

http://nonemore.keenspace.com/images/_1920477_president150.jpg

The attack has gotten President Sassou super pissed...The train route is vital for sweet guitar wailing.


Heh, funny shit.


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Here are my totally sweet swords I use to train.

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/AnimaEternae-shinbok.jpg



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So you think Ninjas are well hard?.

Not as hard as Lorenzo Bacigalupo, Michealangelo, Geronimo and the other one with an 'Eyetie name, aka The Mutant Ninja Turtles

They disappeared back into a NewYork sewer back in 1985?.

But for sheer vicious meanness in a fight can anyone?, dare anyone? try to, beat the Radioactive Ju-Jitsu Gerbils.