the size of a dick...

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?p=717366#post717366

On New Years Eve 2007, the husband used one of his 20 millimeter (a little larger than 3/4 of an inch) x 200 millimeter (about 10 times the diameter) firecrackers as a surrogate penis to satisfy his wife, of 20 years marriage, in her sleep. Because, she complained that he's a lousy lay. After her near death, the judge sentenced him to a 2 year 3 month prison sentence

....all I can say is, their new years eve bash went off with a bang!

Because, she complained that he's a lousy lay. After her near death, the judge sentenced him to a 2 year 3 month prison sentence



:eek::eek:

WOW. Um making a mental note to myself to never complain again!!

I don't get it, the wife didn't realize she had a lit m-80 in her cooch?

I don't get it, the wife didn't realize she had a lit m-80 in her cooch?

If you don't get it then you never experienced true love!
Anything goes with a woman in love.

What the lucky husband did with his faithfull wife was just a variation of: " de la faire sauter" (make her come).
Now she loves him even more.
And she needs him around, as she confesses.

But this radical expression of heterosexual love is being punished by JudeoGerman judges with firm prison-time. :rolleyes:

That butcher would have been better off if he'd just grabbed his meat and beat it.

I don't get it, the wife didn't realize she had a lit m-80 in her cooch?

Now you know where the term, 'crotch rocket' comes from.

I don't get it, the wife didn't realize she had a lit m-80 in her cooch?

I dont get it, either. I mean.. If someone was sticking something up my cooch that made little fizzy-crackly sounds, Id be a little suspicious, and have to investigate.

of course, she didnt really have much time. I mean, what happened, exactly? Was he boning her, then like reached over to the night stand and grabbed an M-80 that he had conveniently stashed on hand? Or did he just tell her to close her eyes, he had a surprise?

Weird story. I would really hate to be that EMT.

That butcher would have been better off if he'd just grabbed his meat and beat it.

That's what he did... in a way.
The way she liked it.
The thing, you clowns and child molesters never took into account, were
her pleas to police and judges to set her husband free.
It was a love story screwed up by authorities.

Read the whole article for dog's sake!

I could have thought of kinder gentler
ways to have satisfied her needs.
But I'm not a butcher.
I used to lay concrete.

DONKEY DICKS
Engine Type Single-cylinder,2-stroke and
air-cooled Engine power/Speed 2.4kw/8500rpm
Displacement 64.1cc Fuel Tank Capacity 1.3L
http://comemaster.com/images/1(3)Gasoline-Engine-Drive-Vibrator-Poker-Unit-GV50-.jpg
Vibrator Head Dia 25/35/50/70mm
Designed to remove air bubbles and to
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UPRIGHT RAMMER
$1900

"...I mean, what happened, exactly? Was he boning her, then like reached over to the night stand and grabbed an M-80...They must have been pretty drunk, after having celebrated New Year's Eve. I guess the husband was contemplating a New Year's resolution to somehow perform better in bed. So, he gets out this cracker which is the size of at least 2 silver salutes end on end and pulls off her drawers. He then sticks it in and she pulls it out in her drunken sleep. He then tries it with the second, lights it up, then rock n' roll.
Thing to note here, fireworks sold here in Germany are scaled down weak, according to law. If this would have been a 200 mm long M-80 - Silver Salute ordnance, I doubt she would have survived

I could have thought of kinder gentler
ways to have satisfied her needs.
But I'm not a butcher.
I used to lay concrete.

DONKEY DICKS
Engine Type Single-cylinder,2-stroke and
air-cooled Engine power/Speed 2.4kw/8500rpm
Displacement 64.1cc Fuel Tank Capacity 1.3L
http://comemaster.com/images/1(3)Gasoline-Engine-Drive-Vibrator-Poker-Unit-GV50-.jpg
Vibrator Head Dia 25/35/50/70mm
Designed to remove air bubbles and to
consolidate concrete quickly and effectively.
$265.00



REALLY BIG JOBS
http://duropower.com/images/upload/products/m/DP41113.jpg
UPRIGHT RAMMER
$1900

$265 :eek:...hmmm, I may have to go to a 'subscription based' service to compete with this. How am I supposed to compete otherwise?!

The online site attempted to cover his identity:

http://www.bild.de/BTO/news/2007/05/30/fleischer-frau/mfb-6867729-fleischer-manfred-quer,templateId=renderScaled,property=Bild,width=146.jpg

I have the original:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/Tuerkenjaeger/m80.jpg