Three construction workers - a jew, a black, and a white guy - come across a bottle on the ground. They pick it up, and out comes a jeenie. The jeenie says, "Lucky day, guys...each of you gets a wish." Then he looks at the black guy and says, "Your wish ?" and the black guy says, "Wow - I think black people deserve to have our own private island to live on without being
harassed by anyone anymore." The jeenie waves his hand and sends the black guy off in a puff of smoke. Then he turns to the Jew. The Jew says, "I think the Jewish people deserve to have their own private island, too, and we should all live there in peace without being bothered by anyone anymore." Off he goes in a puff of smoke. Next the jeenie turns to the white guy. "Your wish ?" he says. The white guys replies, "Let me see if I have this right. The Jews are all gone to their own private island ? And the blacks are all gone to THEIR own private island ? Hell, just give ME a diet coke !"

From "Boondock Saints." Good joke. VNNF has racial jokes.

It was kinda funny

It was kinda funny
KINDA funny ? Just KINDA ? When I heard it I broke a rib laughing. Okay if that wasn't funny enough then how's this:
What's the difference between a pizza and a jew ?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

If you're still immune, I might have to bring out the big guns.

A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go to the alley and she takes off... her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them... but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!"

Risky situation:
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A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go to the alley and she takes off... her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them... but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!"



LOL that one was good




Q: How do you kill 200 flies at once?

A: Smack an ethopian kid in the face.




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Good! I need a laugh. As of today, Im Yet one more White man laid off in order for my employer to hire some cheap illegal spic labor. God bless Amermotherfuckera.

Anyway..

Q--How do niggers have abortions?

A-- Trick question! They don't, which is why your hubcaps are missing.

Q-- Where do you go in Detroit to get away from all the niggers?

A-- Rhode island .

Q--What's shines in the dark and floats around your living room at 2AM?

A- The teeth of the nigger stealing your stereo.

Q-- How many mexicans die of dehydration in the desert in a year?

A--I have no idea, but it's sure as hell not enough.


A Paki trucker was on his way to Punjab with a load of bowling balls when he happend to spy a little groid on the side of the road crying and holding a mangled uni-cycle.
The trucker, remembering his traumatic experience as a child loosing his uni-cycle, pulled over and said" Hey kaffir, jump up into the back of the truck".

The little Sambo, hoisted his uni-cycle on top of the load of bowling balls, and sat down. The trucker continued on his way until he noticed a Cop behind him riding a pursuit Cow was signaling him to pull over. The Cop informed the Trucker that he must agree to have his load inspected, and He agreed.

Moments later, the trucker heard a high pitched scream from the back of the truck and stuck his head out the window to see what was happening..The cop was screaming into his Cow mounted CB radio at a fever pitch..." Oh goodness gracious! send back up ! I've pulled over a truck full of african eggs and one of them has already hatched and stolen a uni-cycle!"


Q--If India and Pakistan got into a nuclear war ..Who would win?

A-- Everybody.

OK the pizza joke was funny

Q: What happens when a jew with a boner runs into the wall?


A: He breaks his nose.





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