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Jett Rink
February 17th, 2008, 01:22 PM
Klum Says She Wants to Help Spears

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HAMBURG, Germany (AP) — Heidi Klum wants to help Britney Spears. The 34-year-old model says she'd be willing to open her home to Spears while the troubled pop singer puts her life back together.

"She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months," said Klum, a mother of three who is married to the singer Seal and lives in Beverly Hills, Calif. "I would help set her straight."

"I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track," Klum said, according to a transcript of an interview that will be aired Monday night by the German broadcaster ARD. "She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life."

After more than a year of bizarre behavior and two stints in a psychiatric hospital this year, Spears was placed under a conservatorship by the Los Angeles County Superior Court commissioner at the beginning of February. Conservatorships are established when a court determines that someone cannot take care of themselves or their affairs.

To hear Klum, the host of Bravo's "Project Runway," describe it, her own life seems like a fairy tale.

"I have never been as happy as I am today," Klum said. "I have found the man of my life and we have three great kids. They are all so different and fantastic that it really can't get better than this."
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Jett Rink
February 17th, 2008, 01:25 PM
This is exactly how pimps get girls, they send one of their main hoes out to find emotionally traumatised girls and offer to let them stay at the pimps house.

Britneys about to get turned out. LOL.

Dont do it Britney, its a trick!!!

Jim Crowe
February 17th, 2008, 01:26 PM
Seal is probably coercing his white slut to entice Spears over so he can rape her.

Jett Rink
February 17th, 2008, 06:01 PM
Seal is probably coercing his white slut to entice Spears over so he can rape her.

Ja think? :D

Scott Clarke
February 17th, 2008, 06:45 PM
There would be no rape involved. That waste of White skin would be a MORE than willing participant. :rolleyes:

Troy Alexander
February 17th, 2008, 06:52 PM
Ja think? :D

Perhaps there nigger children have reached sexual maurity already, and they just want to provide them with an easy target.

spikeman
February 19th, 2008, 12:48 PM
I can picture the walrus (seal?) spreading a line on his pecker for poor, traumatized Ms. Spears to snort with Heidi bringin' up the rear. I guess it would be convenient to be able to see ones family portrait every time you take a crap!!!