(no thats not the joke)

...and the mus says to the jew, "You know, if your Moses hadn't been so stubborn and just asked for directions, you jews would own all the oil". :rolleyes:

I'll be here all week.

Instead of owening it now they control it.

A Jew and a Korean were on a long plane flight sitting next to one another. Finally the Jew turns to the Korean and says "you know it was pretty nasty of your chinks to bomb pearl harbor like that". The Korean turns to the Jew and says "I'm a Korean, not a chink. Besides, it was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese".

The Jew replies "Chinese, Korean, Japanese, what's the difference?"

The Korean just shakes his head and ignores the Jew. Time passes when finally the Korean says to the Jew "you know it was terrible of you Jews to sink the Titanic like that, really tragic".

The Jew is astonished and says "I'm a jew, and we jews didn't sink the damn Titanic. It was iceberg"

The Korean replies "Goldberg, Greenberg, Iceberg...what's the difference?"

[QUOTE=Bragi]A Jew and a Korean were on a long plane flight sitting next to one another. Finally the Jew turns to the Korean and says "you know it was pretty nasty of your chinks to bomb pearl harbor like that". The Korean turns to the Jew and says "I'm a Korean, not a chink. Besides, it was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese".

The Jew replies "Chinese, Korean, Japanese, what's the difference?"

The Korean just shakes his head and ignores the Jew. Time passes when finally the Korean says to the Jew "you know it was terrible of you Jews to sink the Titanic like that, really tragic".

The Jew is astonished and says "I'm a jew, and we jews didn't sink the damn Titanic. It was iceberg"

The Korean replies "Goldberg, Greenberg, Iceberg...what's the difference?"[/QUOTE]


ROFL



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