Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.



Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips.



How do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed?
Put velcro on the celing.


Why do niggers smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.



Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
He doesn't know he's black.




Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
He's black.




How do you get a nigger down from a tree?
Cut the rope.



How do you stop a nigger from hanging around in your front yard?
Hang him in the back.



What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load.


How many niggers does it take to pave a road?
Depends on how you slice them.




What's green, pink, purple and orange?
A nigger dressed for church.




What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road?
The deer has skid marks in front of it.


What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a Cadilac?
It seats 5.



What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
Drop it nigger.




Why are niggers so strong?
T.V.'s are getting heavier.


Why are niggers so fast?
All the slow ones are in jail.




What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape.


What happened to the nigger hat had an abortion?
Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.




What are 3 things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.




How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.


What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without robin.



What is the definition of mass confusion?
Father's Day in Harlem.




Why shouldn't you hit a nigger riding a bike?
Because the bike is probably yours.



Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?
To get their stuff back.



What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.



What is long and hard on a nigger?
First Grade.



Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive?
They think the smell is coming from the outside.


Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.




Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex?
Because of the pepper spray.



Tami...
www.whiterevolution.com
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jokes TBC

What's the difference between a nigger and a bike?
When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing.




How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
Ever try taking a rib from a nigger?



What was missing from the million man march?
An auctioneer.


How long does it take a nigger to shit?
Nine months






What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face.




Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.



What do you call a nigger priest?
Holy shit.



Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!



Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.




Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.



Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams?
Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.



Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.




Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?



How can you tell a mexican airline?
It's the one with hair under the wings.




What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.




What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.


What do niggers use to wash their white clothes?
BLEEATCH!




Why can't spics be firefighters?
They can't tell Jose from hose B.



What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra?
Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.




What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.



What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.




What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
Twix.



Why is a Spic like a Skunk?
Beause they're half balck and half white, and smell like shit.




What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.




What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
You may find the grail.




What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.



What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?
A spicket fence.



How does the navy use niggers?
They debone them and use them as wetsuits.






What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.



Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!




Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to death?
Turns out he just had diarrhea.




Why don't jews like oral sex?
It's too close to the gas chamber.




Why don't you run over a nigger on a bike?
Its probably your bike.




What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt?
Afro-turf.




Why do niggers drive with their windows up?
They think the smell is coming from outside.




Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
So they don't bite their fingers.



What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles?
Chocolate chips.




Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.




Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.



What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull.




How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.



Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?
He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"




Did you hear about the jew bitch who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.




How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.



Tami
WR

What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night and your T.V is floating?
Turn on the light and shoot the nigger.

How do you keep niggers out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.

Whats the differece between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats the difference between a JEW and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Three Italian nuns died and went to heaven, where they are met at the
Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
He said, "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting
you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun said, "I want to be Sophia Loren"... *poof*, she was
gone.

The second said, "I want to be Madonna"... *poof*, she was gone.

The third said, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter was perplexed. "Who?," he asked.

"Sara Pipalini." replied the nun.

St. Peter shook his head and said,"I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn'tring a bell".

The nun took a newspaper out of her habit and handed it to St. Peter.
He read the paper and started laughing.

He handed it back to her and said....
"No sister, the paper says it was the "Sahara Pipeline" that was laid
by 1,400 men in 6 months."

The President of the USA, the Pope, a Boy Scout and Jesse Jackson on an airplane, the Captain comes out with a parachute on and yells "the plane is going down! There are only 3 more parachutes left -- you guys decide who goes down with the plane!" and jumps out.

The President says "well, I'm the President of the most powerful nation on earth. I must not die!" He grabs a parachute and leaps out.

Jesse Jackson says "I'm the World's Smartest Black Man I must live" grabs one and jumps out.

The Pope tells the Boy Scout that he has already lived had a long life and he wants the boy to take the last parachute and live.

The Boy says "we can both live"

Pope asks "how is that possible?"

Boy scout says "the World's Smartest Nigger took my back pack"

Have you ever heard of Ku Klux Knieval ?

He tried to jump 10 niggers with a steamroller !

hahahahhahahaha nanook..... good one

Q: Where do you hide something so a black guy will never find it?

A: In a book.

When does Michael Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand covers the little hand------------

I recently found out there's a nigger in my family tree...we haven't cut him down yet :D

IMPORTANT NEWS FROM SANTA CLAUS

Important News..... From Santa Claus:


I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer

serve the States of Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina,

Tennessee, Mississippi, Missouri, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas

Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my

contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local

209. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks

for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that

your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who

happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is

from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering

toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a

few differences between us. Differences such as:


1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba

Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that

reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."


2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children

leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And

Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please

have an empty spit can handy.


3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs

instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my

reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.


4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen," when

Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on

Andretti, on Elliott and Petty."


5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are

likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!"


6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does

have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back

Off."


7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th

Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your

negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves

Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as

Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.


And Finally;


8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you,

the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put

presents under the tree.


Sincerely Yours, Santa Claus

Little leroy comes running in from school one day and tells his momma that in the shower at p.e class he noticed that he had the biggest dick in third grade. He axes her " is dat cuz I'm black?" and his momma says "fuck no ! Its cuz yo 17 years old !"

"Our fight is about the right to Exist, Preserve our Heritage and Culture, and govern ourselves as we deem fit..We will rise to power once again and be dictators of man, The cause will rise, mongrels will fall and once again we will rule" <---- No one is stopping you from preserving your heritage, culture, or governing yourself. So why should you stop a black man or woman from preserving their cultures and what not? (right. right. Because they are black. Well you know what, you know your a fool when you hate someone for their color. Its a color for fuck sake! You know what having pride in your culture is great, have your white pride but why must you knock down other cultures. A scape goat i guess? Something to blame all your problems on. So you can free your culture of blame when you know full well you are the problem. With your weapons and violence.) If it wasnt for white people hating blacks they wouldnt be pushing arouind all this reparations bull shit.


(You people never cease to entertain me. every where i go and see stuff like this its the same stuff, but when i see people like you getting interviewed on tv you people cant even support your fuckin views)

No one is stopping you from preserving your heritage, culture, or governing yourself. So why should you stop a black man or woman from preserving their cultures and what not? (right. right. Because they are black. Well you know what, you know your a fool when you hate someone for their color. Its a color for fuck sake! You know what having pride in your culture is great, have your white pride but why must you knock down other cultures. A scape goat i guess? Something to blame all your problems on. So you can free your culture of blame when you know full well you are the problem. With your weapons and violence.) If it wasnt for white people hating blacks they wouldnt be pushing arouind all this reparations bull shit.

I don't hate you for your color, boy! I hate you for your crime, rape, murder, AIDS, trillions in White payor tax dollars that have been transfered to you ungrateful pieces of garbage. Not to mention that god awfull smell!

In short, I hate you for your deeds, your actions, your obnoxious behavior. Your color has nothing to do with it, boy!

What are 3 things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.

That's a good one. How very true!