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F.W. Braun
March 29th, 2008, 03:48 PM
Once I finished doing my groceries today and was about to pay for my purchases a woman came up to me to rudely point out that I was in the so-called “express” line for those with 1-8 items (while counting loudly that I had 12 items). I apologized and said nothing more, but that wasn’t enough for this cunt. She again pointed out the error of my ways, at that point I said: “do you want to sue me? I already said that I was sorry, what else do you want me to do?” She replied: “you could let me pass before you” (I was just about to pay). Finally I had enough of this shit and said: “Listen, lady, the fact that you’re not get fucked often enough is not my fault, o.k.?” That threw her off balanced a little.

I hate bitches, I especially despise working with and for women, and for a variety of reasons.

When I was in university, some guys I used to sort of hang out with thought I should run for office (God knows why). One of them was even a political hack in his former life and worked as an advisor to a politician for many years and promised to introduce me to some people who could run my campaign and so on…I didn’t have the heart to tell them that 1) I would hate campaigning; and 2) I generally hate people, and, hence, wouldn’t be very good at making all kinds of promises to make their pointless, worthless lives better.

yankee jane
March 29th, 2008, 04:05 PM
Huh?? Maybe ...

urbane

Main Entry: ur·bane
Pronunciation: \ˌər-ˈbān\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin urbanus urban, urbane
Date: circa 1623
: notably polite or polished in manner
synonyms see suave

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urban

Main Entry: ur·ban
Pronunciation: \ˈər-bən\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin urbanus, from urbs city
Date: 1619
: of, relating to, characteristic of, or constituting a city


or maybe ...

mundane

Main Entry: mun·dane
Pronunciation: \ˌmən-ˈdān, ˈmən-ˌ\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English mondeyne, from Anglo-French mundain, from Late Latin mundanus, from Latin mundus world
Date: 15th century
1 : of, relating to, or characteristic of the world
2 : characterized by the practical, transitory, and ordinary : commonplace <the mundane concerns of day-to-day life>

or maybe...

banal

Main Entry: ba·nal
Pronunciation: \bə-ˈnal, ba-, -ˈnäl; bā-ˈnal; ˈbā-nəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: French, from Middle French, of compulsory feudal service, possessed in common, commonplace, from ban
Date: 1825
: lacking originality, freshness, or novelty : trite
synonyms see insipid
— ba·nal·ize \bə-ˈna-ˌlīz, ba-, -ˈnä-; bā-ˈna-; ˈbā-nəl-ˌīz\ transitive verb
— ba·nal·ly \bə-ˈnal-lē, ba-, -ˈnäl-; bā-ˈnal-; ˈbā-nəl-(l)ē\ adverb