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Donnachaidh
April 10th, 2008, 08:12 AM
And it was messed up and had a strand of female hair on it. This of course will warrant a tens of millions of dollars investigation. This article is written to appeal to the mind of a moron, I mean your typical kwan. I do note however, that the polygamists have fucked up by hiring a jew attorney.

"During their search of the compound, agents found a bed in the temple with disturbed linens and what appeared to be a female hair, said the affidavit signed by Texas Ranger Leslie Brooks Long and unsealed Wednesday. The temple also contained multiple locked safes, vaults and desk drawers".

Gerry Goldstein, a lawyer for the church, said the search of the temple was analogous to a law enforcement search of the Vatican or other holy places. Prosecutor Allison Palmer argued it was to uncover any evidence of criminal activity, not to malign a religion.

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/ats-ap_us10apr10,0,6634247.story

zzdiesel
April 10th, 2008, 12:40 PM
And so the religous persecution moves to the next level.

Oprichniki
April 10th, 2008, 01:45 PM
Holy fudging shoot A BED!!!!!!!!

Obviously the answer is more laws and fewer freedoms.

It always is.

Schnee Weiss
April 10th, 2008, 03:39 PM
Of course, it couldn't just be that a "woman" happened to have been "sleeping" in it....no, of course not! It has to be something salacious! It couldn't have just been for "sleeping"!! :rolleyes:

Sgruber
April 10th, 2008, 10:59 PM
A place where people lived had a bed in it. This proves massive rapes!

Not even Weekly World News, home of Bat-Boy, would use that line. It would be too obviously stupid.

But our illegitimate government is addressing its subjects on a crucial issue: we must understand that societies not run by the government are EVIL EVIL EVIL.

They are full of rapists!

Child molesters!

And witches!

WITCHES!

Whipped up into a froth, we are to fall upon the accused, witches and all, with the slavering frenzy of an attack dog. Condemn the outsiders! Destroy the enemies of the people! The enemies of the state must be liquidated, just as our uniquely wise and kind leaders say they must be!

The end of civilization. Time to call your friends and start rolling your own.

Sgruber
April 10th, 2008, 11:05 PM
Catholic priest = child molester

Separatists = child molesters

Libertarian = terrorist

Anything to scare the Kwan, and endungeon outsiders. Who says our government is inefficient?