[size=3]Nigger Application For Employment [/size]

It isn't necessary to attach
a photo since you all look alike.

Name: _________________________________________
Address:* _____________________________________
(If living in automobile, give make, model, & license number)
Gang: _________________________________________

Name of Mutha: ______________________
Name of Fatha (if known): _____________________

Type of building in which you live:* Shack ___* Ghetto slum ____* Public housing ___
Homeless shelter ___* Cardboard box ___

Place of Birth:* Charity Hospital ___* Free Public Hospital ___* Cotton Patch ___
Back Alley ___* Zoo ___

Education (if any):* Grade school ___* High School ___* College ___
If college, how financed?* Basketball scholarship ___* United Negro College Fund ___

Marital Status:* Single ___* Common-law ___* Shacked-up ___

Number of known children you have:* 1st wife: _____* 2nd wife: _____* 3rd wife: _____
Nieghbor's wife: _____* Shack-ups: _____

Check qualifications you have:* Preacher ___* Gov't employee ___* Demonstration leader ___
Hubcap salesman ___* Rapist ___* Waterbed demonstrator ___* Gang leader ___
Controlled substances distributor ___

How many words do you rap a minute? _____

Current legal status:* On parole ___* Out on bail ___* Fugitive ___* Other ___

Check illnesses you have had in the past year:* VD ___* HIV ___* Food stamp poisoning ___

Type of auto you drive:* Cadillac ___* Lincoln ___* BMW ___* Other ___________________
Was this car:* Financed? ___* Stolen? ___
If financed, give repossession date: __________________

Check foods you like best:* Barbeque ___* Fried chicken ___* Carp ___* Coon ___
Possum ___* Chitlins ___* Watermelon ___* Muskrat ____

List your estimated yearly income:* Theft $_______** Welfare $_______* Unemployment $_______

List your greatest desire in life (other than a white girl): ________________________________


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