I just had a hilarious time getting my ass banned on Stormfront. :D

I noticed that little jerkoff thread where David Duke was going to be posting live, and was going to answer questions. So I decided to be a smartass and ask a really silly question.

Those who know me on IRC know I have a joke WN group called the Waffel SS. We're a bunch of friends who joke around basically, and claim Eggo is our Fuhrer. I even had a really cute avatar with a waffle with syrup poured into an SS shape, and I carved some butter into a swastika for the middle.

Anyways, I asked David Duke if the Waffel SS could be a part of the New Orleans Protocol, and that I would be 'honoured' to sign it.

Well, it was deleted once, so I figured I'd try again. It got deleted damn quick the second time.
I went to go get me a twizzler, and be damned... I got banned.
Funny shite, I think I got Kelso's panties up in a bunch, and they went up his ass. Good stuff though.

/me gets back to drinking some beer

Now that we know that they live together... Who knows what they are getting up to.
http://modly.net/smileys/smileysex5.gif

Well I for one fully denounce this kind of tomfoolery.

[QUOTE=Nordblod]Well I for one fully denounce this kind of tomfoolery.[/QUOTE]

Denounce all you want, won't do you any good, my avatar can kick the crap out of your avatar ;)

What name do's Kelso use on stormfront, and whats everyone here pissed off at him about?

Denounce all you want, won't do you any good, my avatar can kick the crap out of your avatar

No way, barf-breath. My avatar is the supreme warrior.

One never knows if or when you are serious, Nordblod. I denounce it for real.
Even if he weren't attacking/deriding a far better man than himself it still wouldn't be very funny.
Those who know me on IRC know I have a joke WN group called the Waffel SS. We're a bunch of friends who joke around basically, and claim Eggo is our Fuhrer. I even had a really cute avatar with a waffle with syrup poured into an SS shape, and I carved some butter into a swastika for the middle.
Sorry, but that's almost nauseatingly puerile.
Only funny if you were there and were just as stoned.

[QUOTE=Nordblod]Well I for one fully denounce this kind of tomfoolery.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nordblod]Denounce all you want, won't do you any good, my avatar can kick the crap out of your avatar

No way, barf-breath. My avatar is the supreme warrior.[/QUOTE]

?? Ah, Earthling humor, har har har :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=MOMUS]One never knows if or when you are serious, Nordblod. I denounce it for real.
Even if he weren't attacking/deriding a far better man than himself it still wouldn't be very funny.

Sorry, but that's almost nauseatingly puerile.
Only funny if you were there and were just as stoned.[/QUOTE]

Your standards are a bit extreme, old chap. Most everything that irritates people is funny.

[QUOTE=AK*]?? Ah, Earthling humor, har har har :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

The who of the what now?

I hope it won't take long to have you unbanned.

Yes and maybe. Your last remark works in a general way. It reminds me of a college girl 's response to my question, what is art? She says, I can't tell you what it is but I know it must be subversive. Huh? Who put that commie notion in her head?
Anyway , yes the two year old might mind it amusing to fling his poop but few others would, they would be irritated.
[QUOTE=Nordblod]Your standards are a bit extreme, old chap. Most everything that irritates people is funny.[/QUOTE]

Sluggo: Jamie Kelso == Charles A. Lindbergh

Alpha: I don't care too much if I get unbanned. If I do, cool. If not, no worries. I know CAL banned me. He is also the guy who put me on moderation twice. If people like that are going to be hanging out there, that only gives me the notion to want to troll there.

AK*: While my avatar can't kick the crap out of yours, it's still a damn sexy car. Mmmm...

Momus: The only person I attacked was CAL for being a prudish dicknut. How is he better than me, seriously? That's an insult... Now you'll make me cry.

[QUOTE=MOMUS]Yes and maybe. Your last remark works in a general way. It reminds me of a college girl 's response to my question, what is art? She says, I can't tell you what it is but I know it must be subversive. Huh? Who put that commie notion in her head?
Anyway , yes the two year old might mind it amusing to fling his poop but few others would, they would be irritated.[/QUOTE]


Yes, but if some kind of guarantee was to be issued; something along the lines of getting a force field impervious to poo, I'd love to be there.

And then it might be funny, gotcha.

[QUOTE=Nordblod]Yes, but if some kind of guarantee was to be issued; something along the lines of getting a force field impervious to poo, I'd love to be there.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR=Navy]I just finished viewing the Stormfront/David Duke forum chat, and came away with the feeling that no one is asking him the difficult questions, for fear of being deleted, censored, or banned.

My questions to David Duke (were I not banned) would be:

1: Yes or no - should Nazi flags and Nazi symbols be removed from ALL pro-white websites? (Both Stormfront & the National Alliance make use of these flags and symbols, so it would be interesting to hear if Duke approves of them or not)

2: Is Attorney Edgar J. Steele now considered "an enemy on the right", since he publically stated he would have refused to sign the NOP, had he been asked? If he is NOT an "enemy on the right", then does that determination by you, Mr. Duke, now evenly apply to all non-signers, such as Alex Linder?

3: Have you EVER spent any money donated to you on gambling - even a nickel?

4: Was your former right-hand man Vincent Breeding running a porno operation - as claimed - while in your employ?

These are just a few questions I would ask Mr. Duke, and I think they are fair ones. Even so, they wouldn't likely get past Jamie Kelso, and for that reason I believe this whole Stormfront/David Duke forum chat is nothing more than feel-good propaganda, and not a means to actually get REAL answers from Mr. Duke...
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CAL is mad.
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=1146181#post1146181

Ah well, Looks like AuntMaude put me on perma ban for my post on here.
Their loss. The thing stormfront lacks most is humour, and very few people are willing to show off any humour at all.

If I really cared enough, I'd go to work, and assign myself a new IP on a different block (The dispatchers I work with at a certain ISP are cool like that), and I'd get a new username. They'd never know it was me, until I started being a smartass again.

The funny thing is though, I could never insult anybody on Stormfront without getting my ass reamed, but everybody likes to bash me.

Alsace Hebert hates me with a passion, and bashes me. MuadDib just doesn't like me for whatever reason. Cammie Tosser just flamed me in that thread that they all discussed my ban in, and several others.
It's cool to bash me though, cause I'm not up for a prudish lifestyle.

If I were to lower myself to posting on Sf, I would ask D Duke if he realizes his new plastic surgery makes him look like Beavis :D

Ok, since nobody got to see what I originally said to get me banned, here it is.

[Quote=Modly, on Stormfront]
Good Evening Mr. Duke,

My name is George, and I am the organizer for a small group known as the Waffel SS.
Several members of our group have asked me to request a spot on the New Orleans Protocol.
While it is impossible for me to take time away from work, as I work 6 days a week, and up to 12 hours a day, I would be able to mail my signature to you guys to add it onto the document.
We would love to be a part of the New Orleans Protocol, and hope that you would accept us.

Thanks,
-George
[/Quote]

You can see that I'm such a harsh boy against everybody. Maybe CAL was offended at my work ethic?

[COLOR=Navy]Some poster on Stormfront named "Caspar" asked David Duke about the use of Nazi flags and symbols. Duke responded:

[COLOR=Teal]"...on the question of symbols, etc. I answered that with an earlier post. Use symbols that increase our ability to reach the public not alienate them!"[/COLOR]

Well, I looked for that "earlier post" but couldn't find it. So we're left with Duke's rather wishy-washy comments above. If Duke is truly against the use of Nazi symbols and Nazi flags in the promotion of our message, then he's avoided making a clear statement about it. And no wonder, since his good buddy Don uses Nazi symbols on his website, as well as the NA. Like many politicians, Duke avoided giving a straight answer to a simple question, trying, it would seem, to be all things to all white nationalists. In short, he didn't want to step on anyone's toes. That's why we need others to rise to leadership in the WN movement, since, to me, Duke remains an individual with questionable character and questionable honesty. [/COLOR]

Seriously, do you really think it is a badge of honour to get banned on a webboard? I really admire people that can act like idiots online, get banned and then think they invented the wheel by having that done.

So you got banned for being a jackass, so what. Then you come here and expect VNN to embrace you like you are the newest martyr of the online cause, so what again.

I admire people who do shit in real life and get persecuted for it, you are a inconsequential blip on the screen of life.

Online activity means jackshit, maybe you will learn that someday.

[QUOTE=IrishJay]
Online activity means jackshit, maybe you will learn that someday.[/QUOTE]

No shit? That was my whole point mate. Online activity means nothing. That's why I'm sarcastic, and not serious online about stuff happening online.

I don't play that martyr shit. I could give less a fuck if anybody else cares, I just thought it was funny that I got banned for what I did. That's why I posted all of it. Because I got banned for not being serious to David Duke, who I don't take seriously. Second, I don't want to be the buzzword of the week, by calling myself a martyr. I've seen that damn word more times this week than I have elsewhere in my entire life.
I didn't flame him, I just acted silly. I thought it was funny that I got banned for something as trivial as that.


The internet is a joke to me mate. It is a place where I hang out to relax, and entertain myself. I don't give a shit what you think the internet is, or if you think I should take the internet seriously, because honestly, I've been here longer than you. I know what it's about. The internet wasn't designed to be serious. It was for data transfer from one point to another. It evolved into a place to display info. It never had the intent to have serious discussions. That is for real life. It's informal, that's why it's not serious. Come on, does the FBI send somebody a message via Yahoo Messenger, or a forum, that the world is going to be struck by a meteor, or do they talk to you on the phone, or find you to brief you about it person to person?

[QUOTE=IrishJay]Seriously, do you really think it is a badge of honour to get banned on a webboard? I really admire people that can act like idiots online, get banned and then think they invented the wheel by having that done.

So you got banned for being a jackass, so what. Then you come here and expect VNN to embrace you like you are the newest martyr of the online cause, so what again.

I admire people who do shit in real life and get persecuted for it, you are a inconsequential blip on the screen of life.

Online activity means jackshit, maybe you will learn that someday.[/QUOTE]

Good point except.......Stormfront's locking of logical, polite threads **ONLY** because a particular mod does not agree with the point has turned SF into a joke. And with 30+ mods, and so 30+ opinions, you cannot say anything relevant without annoying at least one of them :rolleyes:

And what do you do with a joke, you laugh at it, so laugh away :D

[QUOTE=Modly]No shit? That was my whole point mate. Online activity means nothing. That's why I'm sarcastic, and not serious online about stuff happening online.

I don't play that martyr shit. I could give less a fuck if anybody else cares, I just thought it was funny that I got banned for what I did. That's why I posted all of it. Because I got banned for not being serious to David Duke, who I don't take seriously. Second, I don't want to be the buzzword of the week, by calling myself a martyr. I've seen that damn word more times this week than I have elsewhere in my entire life.
I didn't flame him, I just acted silly. I thought it was funny that I got banned for something as trivial as that.


The internet is a joke to me mate. It is a place where I hang out to relax, and entertain myself. I don't give a shit what you think the internet is, or if you think I should take the internet seriously, because honestly, I've been here longer than you. I know what it's about. The internet wasn't designed to be serious. It was for data transfer from one point to another. It evolved into a place to display info. It never had the intent to have serious discussions. That is for real life. It's informal, that's why it's not serious. Come on, does the FBI send somebody a message via Yahoo Messenger, or a forum, that the world is going to be struck by a meteor, or do they talk to you on the phone, or find you to brief you about it person to person?[/QUOTE]
You've been online longer than me, yes, and who cares.

If you think it is all a joke, then why do you argue about moderation, give people points for trashing certain SF mods, and you played that stupid point game on SF in the past?

You got banned, oh well, and you want to come to VNN to post about it.

I call it as I see it Modly and your post doesn't add up completely.

Good point except.......Stormfront's locking of logical, polite threads **ONLY** because a particular mod does not agree with the point has turned SF into a joke. And with 30+ mods, and so 30+ opinions, you cannot say anything relevant without annoying at least one of them

And what do you do with a joke, you laugh at it, so laugh awayI agree with you that there is entirely too much moderation there. And Modly's post was funny...but he knew what would happen by doing that...

[QUOTE=IrishJay]
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If you think it is all a joke, then why do you argue about moderation, give people points for trashing certain SF mods, and you played that stupid point game on SF in the past?

You got banned, oh well, and you want to come to VNN to post about it.

I call it as I see it Modly and your post doesn't add up completely.

I agree with you that there is entirely too much moderation there. And Modly's post was funny...but he knew what would happen by doing that...[/QUOTE]

I argue about the moderation because it's true. I'm calling that out honestly. If a board has that many complaints about a mod, there has to be some sort of problem.

Yeah, I came on VNN to talk about it. More to dislike Stormfront by if they are that prudish about jokes.

In all honesty, I thought CAL would put me on moderation like the last few times I smarted off in his threads. I didn't figure he was computer literate enough to find the 'ban' button. :D

I will greatly miss Modly's posts on SF. I hope I will still be able to read his writings on VNN.

[QUOTE=Modly]I argue about the moderation because it's true. I'm calling that out honestly. If a board has that many complaints about a mod, there has to be some sort of problem.

Yeah, I came on VNN to talk about it. More to dislike Stormfront by if they are that prudish about jokes.

In all honesty, I thought CAL would put me on moderation like the last few times I smarted off in his threads. I didn't figure he was computer literate enough to find the 'ban' button. :D[/QUOTE]I hear you about certain mods, but we all know Don isn't going to fire mods based upon posters moods, trust me there.

[QUOTE=AlphaNumericus]I will greatly miss Modly's posts on SF. I hope I will still be able to read his writings on VNN.[/QUOTE]

I noticed you put up a fight for me there. :)
You are the man, Good sir!
I'll be posting on here, so no worries.


[QUOTE=IrishJay]I hear you about certain mods, but we all know Don isn't going to fire mods based upon posters moods, trust me there.
[/QUOTE]

Shame, cause some of them need an alien abduction like in South Park, and have some massive sized Satellite dish pop out their ass.

Some do yes, but you have to admit that your post to David in that thread was in poor taste. Funny, but poor taste.

By the way Modly, not to be overly inquisitive, but what do you do for the cause in your free time, since you work 6 days per/12 hours per and spend an extraordinary amount of it online?

There is a van shortage at Comcast, so I've basically got the week off. That's why I've spent so much in the last few days online.
Other than that, I don't do a whole lot. I date white, And plot small things to tell people my opinion on blacks. I get to talking with them, and let them know it's ok to voice opinions about dark folk, and they become more open about it.

And yeah, it was in poor taste, but I still think CAL needs a better sense of humour.

Wait a minute, this is CAL?


http://www.laughinglynx.com/pic2.php?id=339

Yes, I do believe that is our 'buddy', Jamie Kelso.

That is a very good photo of him actually. The hat helps to cover some of the gayness.