The Indian version of "Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody ".

>Naan, just killed a man,
>Poppadom against his head, Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead
>Naan, Dinner's Just Begun
>But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away
>Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh
>Didn't mean to make you cry
>Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
>Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras
>
>Too Late, My Dinner's Gone,
>Sends Shivers Down my Spine
>Rectum Aching All the Time
>Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
>Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
>Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
>The Doopiaza is so Mild
>I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All
>Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras
>
>I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
>Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
>Vindaloo Does Nicely Very Very Spicy Meat
>Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a Nann (A Vindaloo loo loo
>loo)
>
>I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
>He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory
>Stand you Well Back Cause the Loo is Quarantine
>Here it Comes There it Goes Technicolour Yawn
>I Chunder NO! It's Coming up Again (There he Goes)
>Coming Back Again (Up Again)
>Here it Goes Again (No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
>On my Knees I'm on my Knees
>On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
>This Vindaloo It's About to Wreck my Guts
>Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....
>
>(Guitar Solo)
>
>So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
>So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
>Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
>Just had to Come out It Just had to Come Right out in Here
>
>(Reprise)
>Korma, sag or bhuna
>bhaji, balti or naan
>Nothing makes a difference
>Nothing makes a difference
>Nothing makes a difference To meee....
>Anyway, my wind blows....shshshsh

>Chorus, repeat lyrics, and exit to 50 minute Jingly drum solo ... :cool:

Damn, how did you find this? Is was actually the first version Freddy Balsak recorded. Not many people know that "Freddy Mercury" is an Indian from Bombay.

Damn, how did you find this? Is was actually the first version Freddy Balsak recorded. Not many people know that "Freddy Mercury" is an Indian from Bombay.

The pop music industry has a whole bunch of singing Indians.


Cliff Richards is an Indian. Also like Freddy Mercury of 'suspect orientation' :rolleyes: .

When going out with Chris Evert a female world tennis star, she did not get 'seeded' (to use a Tennis players phrase) by Cliff Richards whose other claim to fame? is that he broadcasts to the world that he is a Virgin.

In the excellent group 'Electric Six' the indian guitarist calls himself 'the Rock n Roll Indian'.

George Michael is Cypriot (ok not an Indian :cool: , but brown / gay as a brush, and genetically a close offshoot of those spawned in the Asian ethnic epicentre of the Indian subcontinent).

Any other Indian Wuss singers out there?.

On a cultural footnote Indian Carnatic Music traditionally employs Indian Eunuchs to do the singing and dancing - a folk music and living tradition from where Freddy Mercury may have gained 'inspiration' ?.