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N.B. Forrest
08-13-2004, 04:51 AM
.....after SIX YEARS without even getting up to shit:

Gayle Laverne Grinds, (Grinds furniture) 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom.

Everyone going inside the home had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.

Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.

Neighbors say they had no idea Grinds lived at the duplex, though they had seen Thomas and some children outside.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

Just imagine the White paramedics in the accompanying picture trying to get the memory of that monstrous nigger whale out of their minds.........

R MacDonald
08-13-2004, 05:20 AM
But... What the hell. This is some funny shit!

Here's my post: http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=8203

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch

STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years.

Gayle Laverne Grinds, 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom.

Everyone going inside the home had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.

...Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0811/3643906_320X240.jpg

[size=3]$100 says she had her Jew Tel-Avivision planted in front of her the whole time.

Any takers?[/size]


Check out my new "Wine Rack"...

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White Winger
08-13-2004, 11:52 AM
[QUOTE=N.B. Forrest].....after SIX YEARS without even getting up to shit:

Gayle Laverne Grinds, (Grinds furniture) 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom.

Everyone going inside the home had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.

Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.

Neighbors say they had no idea Grinds lived at the duplex, though they had seen Thomas and some children outside.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

Just imagine the White paramedics in the accompanying picture trying to get the memory of that monstrous nigger whale out of their minds.........[/QUOTE]


Classic TNB.Niggerilla stupidity and incompetence exposed for everyone of common sense to see.

Oh yeah,I really,really,really envy niggers,don't you?I really wish I were black.

Auschwitz_Part_II
08-14-2004, 02:15 AM
If I had a welfare check coming to me every month I probably wouldn't do a damn thing either.