just watching the news, they were doing a bit about curbing speeding, and the copper pulls this one young convict aside, who was doing well over 100,and asks him, 'It's a 90 zone, have you any reason for speeding?'

To wit he replies- 'aar I was just doin' 90, when all of a sudden it jumped up with a gust of wind and all that.'

hahaha :)