This is a parody but many parts are accurate! This is funny as hell!

http://vonbluvens.bigmoron.com/

Don't miss the hyperlinks those are the funiest parts! :)


[QUOTE=panzer88]This is a parody but many parts are accurate! This is funny as hell!

http://vonbluvens.bigmoron.com/[/QUOTE]

Well no one even thought enough of you to reply, well I will give you the attention you crave so desperately, and you don’t even have to come to one of my threads to get it.

I am nice to retards and the like so you will be my new charity case.

A retard should try to be nice. Doc has always been an unpleasant lying, boastful retard. a change will be good.
[QUOTE=sean(doc)martin]I am nice to retards and the like so you will be my new charity case.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=sean(doc)martin]Well no one even thought enough of you to reply, well I will give you the attention you crave so desperately, and you don’t even have to come to one of my threads to get it.

I am nice to retards and the like so you will be my new charity case.[/QUOTE]

Why must you go on with this charade, Doc? Let me be brutally honest with you: no one, I repeat, no one wants any attention from the sage of the outhouse. Your repetitive ramblings upon this theme might work with your pals at the sanitorium, not here.

You're here for others to malign - nothing more, nothing less. Lest we forget the allergic reaction you typically have with the truth. See, Doc, most folks really do have a disdain for individuals who take such liberties with that basic concept: honesty. At least 20 people have alluded to this peculiar form of deceit you relish employing. You can prattle on & on about how you're attacked for your faith. This, however, is but another fantasy you continue to be disingenuous with - even to yourself. You've provided your "audience" with plenty of ample targets, superfluous of your religious beliefs.

So, with your limited abilities evident to all, why don't you simply alter this false persona you've attempted to create? It really won't be that difficult for you; just repeat this simple mantra to yourself: I'm simple; I've no indepth knowledge of anything significant; I'm the odd martext of a congregation that only exists in my mind; I create imaginary scenarios to brighten up my dreary substandard existence.

See, Doc, most of the animosities you've help perpetuate here will vanish overnight. After all, people have sympathy for the humble simpleton. On the other hand, folks don't particularily care for a vain one.

In a word: BRAVO! In a few paragraphs you have summed up the imbecile "Doc's" existance. I ALMOST feel sorry for him.

btw "Doc" (Jethro) has finally decided on his career choice...the photographic evidence of this has been moved to the Chutzpah Lounge. It's not to be missed!:D

[QUOTE=Intrepid]Why must you go on with this charade, Doc? Let me be brutally honest with you: no one, I repeat, no one wants any attention from the sage of the outhouse. Your repetitive ramblings upon this theme might work with your pals at the sanitorium, not here.

You're here for others to malign - nothing more, nothing less. Lest we forget the allergic reaction you typically have with the truth. See, Doc, most folks really do have a disdain for individuals who take such liberties with that basic concept: honesty. At least 20 people have alluded to this peculiar form of deceit you relish employing. You can prattle on & on about how you're attacked for your faith. This, however, is but another fantasy you continue to be disingenuous with - even to yourself. You've provided your "audience" with plenty of ample targets, superfluous of your religious beliefs.

So, with your limited abilities evident to all, why don't you simply alter this false persona you've attempted to create? It really won't be that difficult for you; just repeat this simple mantra to yourself: I'm simple; I've no indepth knowledge of anything significant; I'm the odd martext of a congregation that only exists in my mind; I create imaginary scenarios to brighten up my dreary substandard existence.

See, Doc, most of the animosities you've help perpetuate here will vanish overnight. After all, people have sympathy for the humble simpleton. On the other hand, folks don't particularily care for a vain one.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Intrepid]Why must you go on with this charade, Doc? Let me be brutally honest with you: no one, I repeat, no one wants any attention from the sage[/QUOTE]
Well if you don't want my attention don't reply to any of my posts ever again, put me on ignore. You can't do it can you?

See, Doc, most of the animosities you've help perpetuate here will vanish overnight. After all, people have sympathy
I don't need sympathy I am an Aryan and don't care what people think. You can wear a fake cast or whatever gets you sympathy if you want to, Jews crave sympathy, I am an Aryan and don't care what others think.

Wars aren’t won with leaders that the masses pity. They are won with leaders that don’t care what others think and do their own thing.

Originally Posted by sean(doc)martin Well if you don't want my attention don't reply to any of my posts ever again, put me on ignore. You can't do it can you?

Now, why would I do that, Doc? After all, you provide a certain degree of entertainment.

I don't need sympathy I am an Aryan and don't care what people think. You can wear a fake cast or whatever gets you sympathy if you want to, Jews crave sympathy, I am an Aryan and don't care what others think.

What is this fake cast you're frothing on about? Please, Doc, don't be so childish. Even Aryans have a certain degree of concern regarding the opinions of their peers.

Wars aren’t won with leaders that the masses pity. They are won with leaders that don’t care what others think and do their own thing.

Come now, you're writing is starting to resemble Norcal's dogmatic, self-righteous pap. This has nothing to do with war leaders & their people's pity.

Still waiting for the rationale for your attacks upon Texans & the cowardly crew of Bowie, Austin, Croc...