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Brad
January 17th, 2009, 09:28 PM
Yes! vindicated!

This little slice of wisdom comes from my hero, pinacle of manly virtue, poet-sage, and all-round good guy; Dick Masterson of http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

"It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women.

Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed."

George Witzgall
January 17th, 2009, 09:45 PM
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/spacewoman.jpg
NASA finally put a woman in charge of a spacewalk and guess what happened. Fuck ups happened. That’s what always happens when you combine women and space. Remember the Challenger explosion? That probably happened because there was a woman aboard.

Earlier today, while doing routine maintenance on a solar panel, dozy astro-broad Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper let a crucial bag of tools float off into space. I highly recommend you watch the video (at the bottom of this article) because reading about a woman screwing up is never as satisfying as watching it happen.

The dead silence you hear as Heidemarie stupidly watches her tools float away is a thousand men at Mission Control simultaneously not saying the same thing.

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

Being about the size of a shitty television set, NASA reports the crucial bag of tools as the biggest thing ever to be lost in space. Contrariwise, Heidemarie describes the event as a “little hiccup”.

“Despite my little hiccup…I think we did a good job out there,” -Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vXdRUIZ_EM&eurl=http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/woman-astronaut-kills-everyone/

...While watching Heidemarie stare uselessly at her bag of tools as they floated into oblivion, I could hear exactly what she was thinking.

“Help! I need a man!”

Women shouldn’t be cops, they shouldn’t be firemen, and they especially shouldn’t be astronauts. There are too many things to go wrong in all of those professions and each tiny mistake can cost lives. Nothing happens when a woman wastes an afternoon looking for old boyfriends on Facebook, but what happens when a woman is distracted with her vagina or menopause or something while repairing a space station? It fucking crashes.

Manclusion

Men aren’t better than women because we’re more logical, smarter, or because we routinely score better on every quantifiable test ever devised by human beings. Men are better than women because women fuck up constantly. They fuck up constantly and they never admit it.

Derrick MacThomas
January 17th, 2009, 10:27 PM
Yes! vindicated!

This little slice of wisdom comes from my hero, pinacle of manly virtue, poet-sage, and all-round good guy; Dick Masterson of http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

"It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women.

Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed."
It seems that Brad might be the only Australian male I have encountered who is more bitter toward Australian women than I am.
Self-obsessed vacuous ZOG brainwashed bitches who could not remember the last time that they had an intelligent and/or independent thought.
There are exceptions, of course, but one has to look to find them.
The average ZOGbot male is no better, though.
The good news is that after the age of 25 a significant number of the females begin to grow a brain.
I suspect, Brad, that your view is coloured by the girls who frequent the clubs in Orchid Avenue.
It is very easy to become bitter and twisted when you see pretty white girls hanging off the arms of all manner of non-white filth in the nightclub strip, after you have received knockback after knockback from white girls.
One's mind begins to ask the inevitable question: what is so wrong with me that those girls would rather have a nigger/Leb/Maori/Chink/etc, etc, etc?

Marse Supial
January 17th, 2009, 10:39 PM
Yes! vindicated!

"It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women.

Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed."

But they've got that sexy Aussie accent. And they're generally slim -- well, under 200 lbs anyway.

brutus
January 18th, 2009, 12:07 AM
Almost 20 years ago when I lived in Sarasota Florida, I had the pleasure of meeting an Aussie girl. She was one of the most beautiful young women I'd ever seen. She was the daughter of some tycoon, he owned a spectacular residence on the Gulf of Mexico. I did some consulting work for her dad and had the opportunity to spend a little time with her. She was 23 years old at the time. Light brown almost blonde hair with dazzling blue eyes. Her face was uncomfortably beautiful as it was difficult to look her in the eyes without feeling completed flustered. And I'm not one to be taken in by a pretty face, as I've been fortunate to have had dated several knock-outs in my day. But this girl was extrodinary.

She was demure and keenly intelligent. Got the brains from dad undoubtedly. I won't talk about her figure as most reading this must already think I'm exaggerating. But I'll say this. I was in my 30s when I knew her. One afternoon she happened to be wearing a bathing suit when I went over to work with her dad. Upon seeing her I got an immediate and most embarrassing erection. I had to excuse myself and go to my car and pretend to make a phone call while I composed myself. (Back in those days the cell phones were wired into the car) I never wanted to fuck a woman so desperately in my life.

My business relationship with her father required that I come in contact with her on a regular basis for a couple of months. During that time I fell hard for her. I was utterly obsessed. I was relentlessly fantasizing about fucking her brains out. In the beginning she flirted with me a little and I tried to keep my cool because I didn't want to lose her father's business. Then one night I brought some paperwork over to the house for her dad's perusal. He wasn't there, but she was. She told me that he wasn't coming back until very late. She was bare-footed, wearing a tight nearly see-through pink tee shirt and tiny pink shorts. It felt like the outline of her nipples were burning holes in my retinas. Not more then one minute went by as I stammered at the front door trying to make small talk when I popped another woody. I was getting ready to turn and make a hasty exit when I saw her looking at it. She had a sly grin on her face. She said, I think you're happy to see me......And it looks like he's happy to see me as well. Why not come in and lets everybody be happy.

My marriage at that time was very shaky and would eventually end a few years later. And I wanted nothing more than to ravish that girl like an animal. But I was a man of character and I would not dishonor my wedding vow.

I thanked her and excused myself. And I pounded on the steering wheel all the way home asking God why he did that to me.

Not going into that house that night was probably the biggest mistake I ever made in my life.

.

Sándor Petőfi
January 18th, 2009, 02:15 AM
Speak for yourselves.

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vngallery3/Aurelia_Gliwski/Aurelia_Gliwski26.jpg

I wonder where she keeps her silver spoon ... I wouldn't mind looking for it.

Bassanio
January 18th, 2009, 03:15 AM
And I pounded on the steering wheel all the way home asking God why he did that to me.


You're a believer, brutus?


Edit:

This "Dick Masterson" is a marketing genius.

Sándor Petőfi
January 18th, 2009, 03:18 AM
You're a believer, brutus?

He was until then.

Maxine Grey
January 18th, 2009, 03:19 AM
Yes! vindicated!

This little slice of wisdom comes from my hero, pinacle of manly virtue, poet-sage, and all-round good guy; Dick Masterson of http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

"It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women.

Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed."

I see you are suffering from lack of nookie.

Bassanio
January 18th, 2009, 03:59 AM
After spending an hour on his site, I've concluded that this "Dick Masterson" must either be A: a jew or B: jew-sponsored.

In the Dr. Phil clip on his front page he claims that "Hitler was raised by a single mother". :rolleyes:

And one of the most popular "essays" on his site is Women Would Vote for Hitler (http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-would-vote-for-hitler/), where he "argues" that all women are fascists, and that fascism is a boundless evil.

Some truth and clever writing to be found there (I laughed a few times), but the site ultimately serves as another means of turning the sexes against each other.

Of course at this stage in the kosher slaughter it doesn't really matter -- the throat has been sliced, the West has been bled.

The Voice
January 18th, 2009, 01:18 PM
Pfft, what a load of crap.

Brad
January 18th, 2009, 02:46 PM
Actually Derrick, Orchid avenue is not too bad for race-mixing sluts.

I saw very little mixing going on there, rare even, although they mostly are all trashy, low Whites.
2 or 3 times clubbing was enough for me. The last time, and the last straw was when this kiwi cunt I was making small talk with, suddenly, in a blatantly obvious ruse, throws herself into the arms of some random metroized trendy streak of piss, that had just walked through the door, in order to get away from me!

It was fairly obvious she hardly knew the guy, judging by how taken aback he was, and as she slyly whispered in his ear, he looked over at me, still in suprise, as I am hardly quasi-fucking-modo!

I could have strangled the little slut!

And, oh yeah, one of the very few girls to actually come on to me? Dothead!

So that closed the chapter on my clubbing scenes.

But regardless, you've got it pretty good on the cold coast, theres really only a few times coal-burning sluts sluts stood out, because they were so incongruous.

One in particular; a swiss bitch who was with the scraggliest, piss-poor, butt ugly abo monkey.

And aussie women by no means have the market cornered on sleaze.
There was this one painfully pretty, blonde teenage American girl, who came up to me and asked if I knew a good piercing parlor, because she wanted to get her clit pierced.
I wanted to slap the shit out of her, but seeing as I was standing in front of a police box at the time, thought it would not be a terribly good idea!

Anyways, not toooo bad up there, especially when compared with melbourne, where you see pretty girls walking down the road with a bow-legged, scrawny-arse, dink-dick, piss-midget pan-head gook! waddling beside them, hanging off their arm like their pet fucking monkey, every. single. day.

And let me tell you folks, most of these mutants are not rich, they're just getting a regular White mans wage, that that shouldn't be getting.
So these cunts are NOT doing it for the money.

The White women here truly are, the absolute scum of the Earth.

Anyway, I'm only here because of family, AND, I'm trying to get the first home-owners grant before I move back up to Queensland, unless the economy crashes down around our ears before the middle of the year, in which case, I'll still be going back to Queensland and help you stave off the yellow peril, Derrick!

General Lee: The aussie accent, especially in women, has got to be the furthest thing from sexy I've ever heard.

Brutus: It was probably because that girl was from the very minute upper class that she was so decent. Not that aussies have class's. Or any class at all for that matter. Also, you're a shmuck.

Sandor: Not much meat on those ribs. Goddamn! get yourself a women with tits!

Maxine: Appreciate your input, but hope you'll understand if I'm justifiably leery of aussie women.

and last but not least;
Bassanio: Of course he has to say that. Or he'd never get mainstream publishing.
Maybe he's not racial, all I know is, if you replace every time he says women, with non-whites, you'll have some damn fine racist reading.

P.S
It's true what he says about the laughter!

A more shrill, evil, cackling, witch-like sound you will not hear issue forth from the mouth of any female on the gods green Earth. except perhaps, just perhaps, certain types of dragon ladies and some negress sheboons.

Sándor Petőfi
January 18th, 2009, 04:25 PM
Sandor: Not much meat on those ribs. Goddamn! get yourself a women with tits!

Not interested. The Übermensch must have supreme physical fitness. I select for athleticism, but not to the detriment of stature and grace. Large breasts get in the way and tend to come with big hips, large thighs and high body fat.

brutus
January 18th, 2009, 04:30 PM
RE: Brad

Brutus: It was probably because that girl was from the very minute upper class that she was so decent. Not that aussies have class's. Or any class at all for that matter. Also, you're a shmuck.
And you're a buttnugget who used a yiddish word in this feeble attempt to insult your betters.

.

Brad
January 18th, 2009, 05:08 PM
No fuckstick.

I use the word because the awesomness of my Aryan brain chooses the exact right word, in the exact right context, for any given situation at hand.

So, fuck you!

I also happen to like the 3 stooges :eek: Oy Vey!

Sandor: big hips & thighs? are you kidding me? that's a prerequisite!

otherwise, they just look like a spinning top. (I totally left that open to whatever filthy jokes your depraved mind can come up with) :)

Brad
January 18th, 2009, 05:09 PM
Also, betters?!?

You cheeky bag of spaghetti!

brutus
January 18th, 2009, 05:34 PM
Re: Brad

What's your real problem with me?

Lay it out there and we'll talk about it.

.

Brad
January 18th, 2009, 05:54 PM
That's the funny thing Brutus, I don't have a problem with you, never have.

But if you remove the prod from your ass, you might not have a problem with me.

That's your problem, wound too tight. You mistake good natured ribbing for fightin' words.

brutus
January 18th, 2009, 05:56 PM
Fair enough Brad.

I've got no problem with you.

.

Brad
January 18th, 2009, 05:57 PM
Now, this might be a wild shot in the dark here, but I'm guessin' you don't have pussy thrown at you everyday. Which is what caused me to call you a lamo, when you turned it down.

Adi18
January 18th, 2009, 06:52 PM
2 or 3 times clubbing was enough for me. The last time, and the last straw was when this kiwi cunt I was making small talk with, suddenly, in a blatantly obvious ruse, throws herself into the arms of some random metroized trendy streak of piss, that had just walked through the door, in order to get away from me!
You fucking stud!!!
It was fairly obvious she hardly knew the guy, judging by how taken aback he was, and as she slyly whispered in his ear, he looked over at me, still in suprise, as I am hardly quasi-fucking-modo!
Try bathing, brushing your teeth, talk to your mother about hygiene?
I could have strangled the little slut!
What a gent!!
And, oh yeah, one of the very few girls to actually come on to me? Dothead!
Something to brag about.
So that closed the chapter on my clubbing scenes.
Clubbing is for faggots.
But regardless, you've got it pretty good on the cold coast, theres really only a few times coal-burning sluts sluts stood out, because they were so incongruous.
My city has the hottest tang in Canada!!!
One in particular; a swiss bitch who was with the scraggliest, piss-poor, butt ugly abo monkey.
Why couldn't you take a picture?
And aussie women by no means have the market cornered on sleaze.
There was this one painfully pretty, blonde teenage American girl, who came up to me and asked if I knew a good piercing parlor, because she wanted to get her clit pierced.
I wanted to slap the shit out of her, but seeing as I was standing in front of a police box at the time, thought it would not be a terribly good idea!
Again with the gentleman talk. I would have asked to have seen her snatch, then gave her good feedback on where to put the ring.
Anyways, not toooo bad up there, especially when compared with melbourne, where you see pretty girls walking down the road with a bow-legged, scrawny-arse, dink-dick, piss-midget pan-head gook! waddling beside them, hanging off their arm like their pet fucking monkey, every. single. day.
Is it because white Aussie men are all fags?
And let me tell you folks, most of these mutants are not rich, they're just getting a regular White mans wage, that that shouldn't be getting.
So these cunts are NOT doing it for the money.
So what's your excuse then?
The White women here truly are, the absolute scum of the Earth.
Try men?
Anyway, I'm only here because of family, AND, I'm trying to get the first home-owners grant before I move back up to Queensland, unless the economy crashes down around our ears before the middle of the year, in which case, I'll still be going back to Queensland and help you stave off the yellow peril, Derrick!
Pst.. I think the economy might crash, this guy on CNN even said so.....

Maybe he's not racial, all I know is, if you replace every time he says women, with non-whites, you'll have some damn fine racist reading.
Alot of jewish writers I find are like that.
P.S
It's true what he says about the laughter!
It's the best medicine:)
A more shrill, evil, cackling, witch-like sound you will not hear issue forth from the mouth of any female on the gods green Earth. except perhaps, just perhaps, certain types of dragon ladies and some negress sheboons
What about that old witch in Snow White? Or a female hynena?

This has been a New Media Douchebag production.
Copyright 01/18/09

Maxine Grey
January 18th, 2009, 07:09 PM
Maxine: Appreciate your input, but hope you'll understand if I'm justifiably leery of aussie women.

I can understand that, as many women don't like Aussie men, due to so many are partnered with Asians.

I just didn't like all Aussie women being lumped in one basket.

As you can appreciate not all Aussie men are the same either, and not happy been generalized either.

But honestly I do agree with some of what you said.

There is little class here, but look above the low income bracket. The women are different.

Derrick MacThomas
January 18th, 2009, 07:16 PM
I can understand that, as many women don't like Aussie men, due to so many are partnered with Asians.

I just didn't like all Aussie women being lumped in one basket.

As you can appreciate not all Aussie men are the same either, and not happy been generalized either.

But honestly I do agree with some of what you said.

There is little class here, but look above the low income bracket. The women are different.

I wonder if part of the problem I had when I was young was that I spent my first 21 years in a provincial city.
Ignorant hillbillies who had a rather limited perspective on the world. At school I was always the nerdy kid who hid in the library, because I could not bear to be around the knuckle draggers.
City of 120,000 people and it had two expresso machines, one of which went off line at 5pm.
There was one real restaurant.
That does not bode well for an air of cultural sophistication and intellectual enlightenment.
The girls were, frankly, scrubbers. Of course there were a few exceptions, but they were usually from families that had serious money and had sent their daughters to boarding schools in the capital city.

brutus
January 18th, 2009, 07:42 PM
RE: Brad

Now, this might be a wild shot in the dark here, but I'm guessin' you don't have pussy thrown at you everyday. Which is what caused me to call you a lamo, when you turned it down.
I see.

Like I said in the post above, I've been fortunate to have dated my share of knock-outs. When I was younger the girls told me I was good looking and I could bore you with many stories of the girls who threw themselves at me. I've been with cheerleaders, models, beauty pageant winners, etc. As a matter of fact my first real girlfriend was first runner-up Miss New Jersey 1969. I never had a problem getting what I wanted from the ladies. That was then in my wild youth. I'm in my 50s now.

When I got married, I took my vows seriously. My 20 year marriage started out wonderful. Several kids later I noticed my wife turning into a contrary person. A feminist to be exact. At that time I wasn't jew-wise and I hadn't a clue what was turning her against me. Now I know. Like I said, that marriage lasted 20 years. And I was faithful to her. I'm currently with my second wife 15 years my junior. I've gushed about her over the years on various VNN forum posts. If you saw this one, you'd understand why I have absolutely no reason to stray. I'm one lucky bastard. She's racially aware, due mostly to her father and I helped bring her the rest of the way. We've been together 10+ years and we're literally together side by side every day. We never get tired of one another.

When I hear of the problems many are having finding a decent girl I count myself very fortunate as I realize just how important it is for person to have a soul mate. My advice has always been the same. Look to the girl's relationship with her father. If it's a healthy and loving relationship that girl will be a good bet. If the girl hates her father, run for the hills.

I know that this advice will rub many the wrong way as so many younger girls now-a-days come from broken homes. Nevertheless, the advice stands.

.

Brad
January 18th, 2009, 08:59 PM
You sly old dog :)

But seriously, good advice, and well heeded.

Brad
January 18th, 2009, 09:05 PM
Adi 18, did you think of all those yucks by your lonesome? or did your special ed teacher help you out?

Ha-Ha, your a regular laugh riot, you cheeky little bastard.

Try not to drool over the keyboard, eh?

Maxine Grey
January 19th, 2009, 12:18 AM
I wonder if part of the problem I had when I was young was that I spent my first 21 years in a provincial city.
Ignorant hillbillies who had a rather limited perspective on the world. At school I was always the nerdy kid who hid in the library, because I could not bear to be around the knuckle draggers.
City of 120,000 people and it had two expresso machines, one of which went off line at 5pm.
There was one real restaurant.
That does not bode well for an air of cultural sophistication and intellectual enlightenment.
The girls were, frankly, scrubbers. Of course there were a few exceptions, but they were usually from families that had serious money and had sent their daughters to boarding schools in the capital city.

Well that could answer a lot, many rural and semi rural towns are like that.