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Grimace
08-25-2004, 02:30 PM
CHICAGO -- McDonald's Corp. CEO Charlie Bell has undergone a second colorectal procedure and is resting comfortably, according to a statement released Saturday by the fast food chain.

Bell, 43, underwent surgery when he was diagnosed with colorectal cancer in May. The latest surgery, performed Friday at Rush University Medical Center, corrected a blockage caused by scar tissue from the first procedure, according to the statement by Andrew McKenna, chairman of McDonald's board of directors.LINK (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/apbiz_story.asp?category=1310&slug=BRF%20McDonald%27s%20CEO)

I'm so glad to hear that Mr. Bell is resting comfortably after his colorectal surgery. Wouldn't it be great if everyone here at VNN sent him a get well card? Even if your not able to send Mr. Bell a card, I'm sure the thought of everyone having delicious McDonald's hamburgers tonight would be enough to make him smile. :)

Demonica
08-25-2004, 02:53 PM
What the fuck did we tell you about these stupid goddamned McDonald's threads?? Is it gonna take an IP ban to shut you up?? Keep this shit in Chutzpah AND NO WHERE ELSE.

Grimace
08-25-2004, 02:57 PM
[QUOTE=Demonica]What the fuck did we tell you about these stupid goddamned McDonald's threads?? Is it gonna take an IP ban to shut you up?? Keep this shit in Chutzpah AND NO WHERE ELSE.[/QUOTE]

O.K. Demonica, I'll keep my posts in the Chutzpah Lounge.

Why do you think my McDonald's related posts are "stupid?"

Don't you like McDonalds? :confused:

Demonica
08-25-2004, 03:02 PM
[QUOTE=Grimace]

Why do you think my McDonald's related post's "stupid?"[/QUOTE]
Because NigDonalds is the antithesis of White Nationalism. Capitalism at it's worst, junk food extraordanaire, nigger themed commercials, hiring of spics and niggers where white kids once worked. No one here likes them.

Grimace
08-25-2004, 03:24 PM
[QUOTE=Demonica]Because NigDonalds is the antithesis of White Nationalism. Capitalism at it's worst, junk food extraordanaire, nigger themed commercials, hiring of spics and niggers where white kids once worked. No one here likes them.[/QUOTE]

My posts are supposed to satirical. Believe it or not most people understand this and some people even laugh at this shit.

Anima Eternae
08-25-2004, 03:28 PM
Yes Hes Back!!!!



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Cracker oftheWhip
08-25-2004, 03:41 PM
Burger King rules Mcdonald's. No comparison.

British&Proud
08-25-2004, 03:42 PM
Burger King is a British Company as well!

AK*
08-25-2004, 04:25 PM
McDonalds is a negrophile company and Burger King is owned by a zionist jew, go to Wendys for your 99 cent heart atack :rolleyes:

Demonica
08-25-2004, 04:47 PM
[QUOTE=Grimace]My posts are supposed to satirical. Believe it or not most people understand this and some people even laugh at this shit.[/QUOTE]
Hence, I ask you to keep them in Chutzpah, as opposed to another outright ban. I believe that's fair?

sean(doc)martin
08-25-2004, 06:30 PM
[QUOTE=Grimace]I'm so glad to hear that Mr. Bell is resting comfortably after his colorectal surgery. Wouldn't it be great if everyone here at VNN sent him a get well card? Even if your not able to send Mr. Bell a card, I'm sure the thought of everyone having delicious McDonald's hamburgers tonight would be enough to make him smile. :)[/QUOTE]
The hamburglar is back, but the Doc doesn’t think the hamburglar is funny.
No, quite the contrary the Doc thinks the hamburglar is a happy meal commercial gone bad

So you know what the doc says hamburlgar the doc says go suck on a chick mcnugget

T.Garrett
08-25-2004, 07:03 PM
[QUOTE=Grimace]My posts are supposed to satirical. Believe it or not most people understand this and some people even laugh at this shit.[/QUOTE]


LOL, I don’t think Demonica appreciates your ‘sense of humor’ Lance. You would be well advised to keep yer posts in heer or she will ban ya. BTW, didn’t we have a Wal Mart thread on the forum here once, hehehe …was that you, with your korny korporate komedy .hehehe, ya weirdo! Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese on a toasted sesame seed bun!
ich liebe es! :D

TG

Bragi
08-25-2004, 07:10 PM
[QUOTE=Grimace]My posts are supposed to satirical. Believe it or not most people understand this and some people even laugh at this shit.[/QUOTE]

Why don't you apply that considerable wit of yours to the causes of white nationalism instead of silly crap? Why post "this shit" and waste your talents?

Attempting to mock and belittle the forum by parodying a McDonald's marketing whore is pretty pathetic, don't you think?

You obviously found VNNF for some reason undetermined. Why not contribute instead of playing around like you're the fool fooling the fools?

Bragi
08-25-2004, 07:13 PM
[QUOTE=sean(doc)martin]The hamburglar is back, but the Doc doesn’t think the hamburglar is funny.
No, quite the contrary the Doc thinks the hamburglar is a happy meal commercial gone bad

So you know what the doc says hamburlgar the doc says go suck on a chick mcnugget[/QUOTE]

Since when did you start referring to yourself in the third person? Are you that full of yourself or is your estimation of your contributions here so overblown that you're starting to talk like Gollum?

The doc? Sheesh, the christian ego. :rolleyes:

sean(doc)martin
08-25-2004, 08:40 PM
[QUOTE=Bragi]Since when did you start referring to yourself in the third person? Are you that full of yourself or is your estimation of your contributions here so overblown that you're starting to talk like Gollum?

The doc? Sheesh, the christian ego. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
So you are on the side of the hamburglar?

Demonica
08-27-2004, 12:25 PM
[QUOTE=T.Garrett]LOL, I don’t think Demonica appreciates your ‘sense of humor’ Lance. You would be well advised to keep yer posts in heer or she will ban ya. BTW, didn’t we have a Wal Mart thread on the forum here once, hehehe …was that you, with your korny korporate komedy .hehehe, ya weirdo! Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese on a toasted sesame seed bun!
ich liebe es! :D

TG[/QUOTE]
Nah, he just spammed the board with his ridiculous posts and it was somewhat annoying to remove them from every forum (McDonalds posts in the gardening section :confused: ). He must have ventured from Chutzpah because I see another Mod banned him, lol.

Dasyurus Maculatus
09-04-2004, 05:53 AM
I hear that the colo-rectal surgery involved an asshole-transplant.

The bad news?:
The transplanted asshole has rejected the patient.

:p