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revoltingslave
September 1st, 2004, 12:24 AM
I opened up the latest edition of U.S. News and World Report only to find one of the strangest ads I've ever encountered. The advertisement in question is for a Nikon Digital Coolpix camera. The main caption for the ad says
"TrueBlueography." The picture which takes up the body of the page is of an obvious mullatto child, with kinky blond hair, dark skin, mildly negroid facial features, and blue eyes. The above-mentioned camera apparently removes red eye in any situation, in this case from the boys eyes, which are twinkling dreamily in his birthday photograph. I have never in my life seen an ad so blatantly pushing the Jew agenda. A camera which removes red eye, allowing the baby blue gaze of a hideous mixed child to shine. This is roughly akin to advertising a tanning product using black models. Truly whacko itz.

MOMUS
September 1st, 2004, 12:46 AM
I've seen a picture of the creature in a magazine just to see what it is.
You should get rid of that TV. You don't need it, hardly any of it is good for you. It's almost all a lie.
You know all that.

That soundz almost as bad as having to gaze upon the freakish dark niggress Lil' Kim who often bleaches her hair and wears blue contact lenses.

Sean Martin
September 1st, 2004, 02:26 AM
The only thing I use the television for is if something local happens in the news and there is a public access channel that has some great history and things of that nature from this region. I have never seen a non-white on our local access channel.

JohnJizmTree
September 1st, 2004, 09:25 AM
Television sets are great for making home-made SFX .

You can do a great special-effects (SFX) simulation of an Implosion by throwing a brick through the glass screen on front of the tv box.

For any under-age nerds :
i) Dont stand too close to the tv when your SFX attempt goes !GNAB (the opposite of BANG! - this is an implosion we're talking about :rolleyes: ) as the creation of imploding Suction as the vacuum tube is destroyed will suck your eye-balls out.
ii) Dont try this at home when momma is in the house - she'll get just a tad angry.
iii)Although I have tried it several times, for some vacuouos reason, this SFX technique does not work with the new-fangled flat-screen LCD screens.