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R MacDonald
09-13-2004, 03:55 PM
Fri 10 September, 2004 23:26
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.
The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.
"Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia.
Read the rest here (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=RYHKBDXGJE4HECRBAELCFFA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6208780§ion=news)
hitler goddess
09-13-2004, 04:05 PM
LOL. I see old Arnie must be getting really bored with his duties. Of course there are many more important things he could be at least attempting to do as Governor of a state like California, but of course he is not bold or even bright enough to do anything about all the illegal wetbacks and other such things.
I had absolutely no idea that necrophilia wasn't already illegal in all 50 states. People who commit such disgusting acts should be institutionalized.
kabinger
09-13-2004, 06:01 PM
[QUOTE=Pixi]I had absolutely no idea that necrophilia wasn't already illegal in all 50 states. People who commit such disgusting acts should be institutionalized.[/QUOTE]
I'm in favor of execution. :)
Proud White Guy
09-13-2004, 06:20 PM
Let me understand this correctly.
Its illegal to discipline your children,drive after having a few beers,take your kid anywhere with out strapping them in a child seat,kids to ride a bike while under 18 years of age without a helmet.
Yet its ok to fuck a corpse.
What planet am I on??
Exterminance
09-13-2004, 06:32 PM
The victims of necrophiliac rape have been somewhat hesitant to come forward and press charges, hence the tardiness in illegalizing the practice.
hitler goddess
09-13-2004, 06:35 PM
[QUOTE=Exterminance]The victims of necrophiliac rape have been somewhat hesitant to come forward and press charges, hence the tardiness in illegalizing the practice.[/QUOTE]
LOL :D............
Kind Lampshade Maker
09-13-2004, 07:10 PM
Necrophilia translates to "Corpse Love". Having physical copulation with departed ones is called Necromancy
SuperTapir
09-13-2004, 10:03 PM
[QUOTE=R MacDonald 14-88]Fri 10 September, 2004 23:26
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.
The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.
"Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia.
Read the rest here (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=RYHKBDXGJE4HECRBAELCFFA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6208780§ion=news)[/QUOTE]
Some might see it a vindictive posthumous swipe at Lo Bundy; I just say
THERE GOES SATURDAY NIGHT.
[QUOTE=Exterminance]The victims of necrophiliac rape have been somewhat hesitant to come forward and press charges, hence the tardiness in illegalizing the practice.[/QUOTE]I'm surprised that those victims don't get more attention from interest groups. It's not like they can speak for themselves. :D
Bragi
09-13-2004, 10:37 PM
And lonely morticians all over Kahleefoonya lament.
Gee, how is Arnee's army going to police this one?
Necrosex Cops movie coming soon to a theater near you. Produced by Finklewitz, Goldstein, Rosenbaum, and Bergman Films.
Auschwitz_Part_II
09-14-2004, 01:04 AM
[QUOTE=R MacDonald 14-88]Fri 10 September, 2004 23:26
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.
The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.
"Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia.
Read the rest here (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=RYHKBDXGJE4HECRBAELCFFA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6208780§ion=news)[/QUOTE]
Bout damn time!! I was wondering when they were going to do something about all these corpse-fuckers!
Okay, all joking aside: is scharwzanegger just some kind of show politician? He was used as a show tool in both reagan's funeral and the RNC. And his first act as governor was to push for a plan to save 14 million dollars by euphamizing stray animals sooner. I admit that it was a good idea to illegalize corpse-fucking, but when is arnie going to start acting like a real politician and not like a muscle-headed grinning photo-op idiot? On the other hand: maybe he is acting like a real politician!
Auschwitz_Part_II
09-14-2004, 01:07 AM
[QUOTE=Proud White Guy]Let me understand this correctly.
Its illegal to discipline your children,drive after having a few beers,take your kid anywhere with out strapping them in a child seat,kids to ride a bike while under 18 years of age without a helmet.
Yet its ok to fuck a corpse.
What planet am I on??[/QUOTE]
You're on Planet ZOG, where else would you be?
Heinrich Himmler SS
09-14-2004, 02:04 AM
[QUOTE=Pixi]I had absolutely no idea that necrophilia wasn't already illegal in all 50 states. People who commit such disgusting acts should be institutionalized.[/QUOTE]
Things only become illegal after a certain amount of people do it. It's the same thing with all of the silly warning labels on products, somebody actualy did it and so did a few other people until somebody put a warning label on. People do these stupid things and then try to sue the company so the company protects itself by putting up the warning label.
Kind Lampshade Maker
09-14-2004, 04:25 AM
[QUOTE=Heinrich Himmler SS]Things only become illegal after a certain amount of people do it. ......[/QUOTE]
They should illegalise not doing it, if California were to respect the sexual practices of the majority of her citizens
Politico
09-14-2004, 08:14 AM
Wouldn't mind humpin the Cryptkeeper....... :D
brutus
09-15-2004, 02:56 AM
RE: Kind Lampshade Maker
Necrophilia translates to "Corpse Love".
Kind of reminds me of sexual relations with the ex-wife.
Kind Lampshade Maker
09-15-2004, 07:55 AM
[QUOTE=brutus]RE: Kind Lampshade Maker
Kind of reminds me of sexual relations with the ex-wife.[/QUOTE]
Small wörld. You've even managed to meet my ex-wife
Jenab
09-15-2004, 08:35 AM
[QUOTE=Proud White Guy]Yet its ok to fuck a corpse. What planet am I on??[/QUOTE]
It was ok to fuck a corpse in California until just recently. The wise Governor Schwarzenegger fixed that loophole in that state's laws. It's a shame that the law does not specify that the punishment shall be death.
You're on the planet where White people sold their media to Jews who now control all government apparatus. You're on the planet where Whites fought against each other so that Blacks could dominate them. You're on the planet where an agitprop and espionage organization such as the ADL can pretend to be a "civil rights" organization.
I suppose we can be grateful that Arnold at least signed this law instead of one that actually harms us. He's more famous than most governors: almost everybody in every state know his name. But as governors go, not that this is saying much, he might have relatively OK.
Jerry Abbott
Kind Lampshade Maker
09-15-2004, 08:44 AM
[QUOTE=Jenab] It was ok to fuck a corpse in California until just recently. The wise Governor Schwarzenegger fixed that loophole in that state's laws. It's a shame that the law does not specify that the punishment shall be death.[/QUOTE]
A death penalty would be double punishment, as death will noe become a lonely thing
[QUOTE=Jenab]
I suppose we can be grateful that Arnold at least signed this law instead of one that actually harms us. ...
Jerry Abbott [/QUOTE]
I does actually harm us, because we won't get laid anymore after we croak
Kind Lampshade Maker
09-15-2004, 11:09 AM
A lotta corpse fuckers are pissed out there:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/09/14/rigged.envelopes.ap/index.html
SACRAMENTO, California (AP) -- Authorities intercepted a letter bound for Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger that had been rigged to ignite when opened, one of 19 such letters sent to governor....
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