This has got to be the most refined "Nigerian Scam" letter I have ever read... Are these Niggers getting smarter?


[color=blue]From: "Mr. Cole" <jamescole444@handbag.com>
Date: Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:03:20 AM US/Pacific
Subject: NEXT OF KIN NEEDED URGENTLY.
Reply-To: james_cole@mmail.com

Dear Friend,

I am Barrister.James Cole, a solicitor at law and a partner at
Lord Ahmed Chambers. I am the attorney to Mr.Eugene Kaplansky, an
expatriate,who used to work with Shell Development Company in Nigeria.
On the 29th of March 2001, my Client, was involved in a plane crash
Colorado with 18 other Passengers aboard as you may confirm through
this website:http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/vict30ww.shtml

The banker to my client (UNION BANK PLC) has issued me, being
the executor of his Estate, a notice to provide the next of kin or
have the deposit converted to the bank's treasury as unclaimed funds
after four years according to the banking laws. Since then, I have
made enquiries to several embassys' and home offices, to locate any of my
client's extended relatives,but this has proved unsuccessful.

In view of this, I got your contact through my country's Foreign Trade
Mission,and I had the notion of honour to present you as the NEXT OF
KIN to make a claim of this funds with the bank here in Nigeria. The
request for a foreigner in this respect is occasioned by the fact that
my client was a foreigner and a Nigerian cannot stand as his NEXT OF KIN.

As executor of the Estate, I will be legally and fully involved in the claims
process, and therefore in a position to guide you through the processes
as contained in the laws of our Land. I have all relevant
documents to wit as his personal attorney, and all that is required is your
honest co-operation to enable us successfully conclude this
claims.

I have left the discussion and agreement for your renumeration for
your involvement until you confirm your interest and readiness to
partake.

I have agreed that 30% of his savings will be for you in respect of
providing an account for the bank to make the transfer. 10% will take
care of any expenses that might be incured in the process of

succeeding the transfer and the balance 60% for me and my associates.
Thereafter, we shall visit your country for disbursement as stated
above as we will draft a Memoradum of Understanding(MOU) to this
effect.

Upon receipt of your response, I will send you by fax or e-mail a
draft application of claim which you will send to the bank.

Please get in touch with me via e-mail or tel(+234 803 3355884) to
enable us discuss further.

Regards.

Dr.James Cole(Esq)
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My favorite Nigerian scam letters are the ones where they claim to be doing it on behalf of a convent/monastery. I used to get a shitload of those.

I keep getting them at Brighton WNP regional mailbox. I always email them back. Telling them to try someone who doesn't fuckin hate niggers. :D

[QUOTE=BrightonWNP]I keep getting them at Brighton WNP regional mailbox. I always email them back. Telling them to try someone who doesn't fuckin hate niggers. :D[/QUOTE]
I always add a note telling them if they want free shit to go into the jungle and start climbing the trees and look for bananas.

I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of my next Nigerian Niggerscam email so I can do something like this to the filthy, theiving beast:
http://www.rebbiker.front.ru/pg/BangkokNig.html

[QUOTE=R MacDonald 14-88]This has got to be the most refined "Nigerian Scam" letter I have ever read... Are these Niggers are getting smarter?


[color=blue]From: "Mr. Cole" <jamescole444@handbag.com>
Date: Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:03:20 AM US/Pacific
Subject: NEXT OF KIN NEEDED URGENTLY.
Reply-To: james_cole@mmail.com

Dear Friend,

I am Barrister.James Cole, a solicitor at law and a partner at
Lord Ahmed Chambers. I am the attorney to Mr.Eugene Kaplansky, an
expatriate,who used to work with Shell Development Company in Nigeria.
On the 29th of March 2001, my Client, was involved in a plane crash
Colorado with 18 other Passengers aboard as you may confirm through
this website:http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/vict30ww.shtml

The banker to my client (UNION BANK PLC) has issued me, being
the executor of his Estate, a notice to provide the next of kin or
have the deposit converted to the bank's treasury as unclaimed funds
after four years according to the banking laws. Since then, I have
made enquiries to several embassys' and home offices, to locate any of my
client's extended relatives,but this has proved unsuccessful.

In view of this, I got your contact through my country's Foreign Trade
Mission,and I had the notion of honour to present you as the NEXT OF
KIN to make a claim of this funds with the bank here in Nigeria. The
request for a foreigner in this respect is occasioned by the fact that
my client was a foreigner and a Nigerian cannot stand as his NEXT OF KIN.

As executor of the Estate, I will be legally and fully involved in the claims
process, and therefore in a position to guide you through the processes
as contained in the laws of our Land. I have all relevant
documents to wit as his personal attorney, and all that is required is your
honest co-operation to enable us successfully conclude this
claims.

I have left the discussion and agreement for your renumeration for
your involvement until you confirm your interest and readiness to
partake.

I have agreed that 30% of his savings will be for you in respect of
providing an account for the bank to make the transfer. 10% will take
care of any expenses that might be incured in the process of

succeeding the transfer and the balance 60% for me and my associates.
Thereafter, we shall visit your country for disbursement as stated
above as we will draft a Memoradum of Understanding(MOU) to this
effect.

Upon receipt of your response, I will send you by fax or e-mail a
draft application of claim which you will send to the bank.

Please get in touch with me via e-mail or tel(+234 803 3355884) to
enable us discuss further.

Regards.

Dr.James Cole(Esq)
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I get that sort of E-Mail at least once a week and it's usually about some African country....Nigeria, Ghana, Gambia, etc....

[QUOTE=OttoRemer]I get that sort of E-Mail at least once a week and it's usually about some African country....Nigeria, Ghana, Gambia, etc....[/QUOTE]


The same here, at LEAST once a week. I delete the minute I see anything saying barister or niggerister or whatever