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How to Piss off Hippies / Wackos / Nutcases
During those "Fur is Murder" rallies, point out that fur occurs naturally in nature and will biodegrade when in the garbage. Unlike the fake "plastic" clothes they are wearing, which are made from cancer-causing chemicals and will be around for 10,000 years to come - killing thousands of animals who will choke on them.
During those "Save the Whales" rallies, point out that the people who kill whales use their entire remains for goods & services. Even the whale blubber is used. Unlike the rich, pampered hippy that goes through 14 cans of hair spray (artificial) a day just to look good on TV.
During those "Stop the Oil Tankers" rallies, point out that oil occurs naturally in nature. It's really just liquid solar energy. It's been in the ground for over 100 million years or so. It rises to the surface (tar pits) and has killed animals and plants for millions of years. It's also used to produce the plastic in your nutcase CDs and DVDs.
During those "Nuclear Power is Bad" rallies, point out the entire universe is a fucking nuclear waste dump, including the sun, which radiates dangerous energy of all kinds. Humans have these things called "brains", lets start using them.