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Editorial and Rants

Recently, there was a Presidential election held in the United States.  Thankfully, the good guys won, but it was a close race with the bad guys cheating, stealing, and lying - as usual.

There are basically ten major "Demoncrat" voter sections.  I've labeled each of them on the following map.  There is also a quick description of the general areas for people who may not be familiar with these regions.  Notice how the "sKerry" voters (in blue) appear to be a cancer on the United States.

  1. Whiny, pampered rich people.  Delusional.  Lots of crime.  Movie stars.  Fancy cars.  Hottubs and expensive wines.  Smelly, useless Mexicans.  No one speaks English.  They live in their own little worlds.
  2. Whiny, pampered rich kids.  Hippies.  Lazy, homeless, and jobless.  Microsoft.  Big Foot territory.
  3. No one here is in the U.S. legally.  No one speaks English.
  4. This is where the rich people in regions 1 & 2 buy land or move to when they retire.
  5. Communists.  The cities in this region smell like dog poop.  Trust me on that one.
  6. Bad moonshine.
  7. Illegal Cubans.  Communist and drug lord sympathizers.  Senile old rich people who can't read a ballot.
  8. Fucking Canadian-savage influence.
  9. The worst.  Absolute crap hole.  Clueless rich people.  People pee on the steets.  No one understands how a trash can works.  Filled with murderers.  Home of the "City That Never Showers".
  10. I have no clue.  Probably stupid people who can't read.