Bonus

Baa... Baa... Little Sheep

From: www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/08/gallery-defcon-18/17/

Half of this money will go to corrupt EFF lawyers who want to shut down my $2600 Magazine archives and also want to prevent illegal aliens from showing any valid identification before voting.  The other half will go for gas money in their fancy Mercedes and BMWs.

If you're a real hacker with some money to burn, you'd be better off sending it to me!