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Hello, is this the Division of drug enforceme= nt ?
'Yes. What can we do for you?'
'I'm calling to report&nbs= p; my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding
Marijuana inside his firewood! D= on't quite know how he gets it inside
the logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next d= ay, the Drug Unit descends on Virgil's house. They search
the shed where = the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, = but find no marijuana.
They warn Virgil that he is under investigation= and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! T= his is
Floyd....Did the DEA come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop y= our firewood?'
'Yep!'
" Merry Christmas, buddy!"
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