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In a message dated 12/13/2007 5:28:37 P.M. Pacific Standard Time,
jm..._at_tscm.com writes:
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[RING-RING]
Hello, is this the Division of drug enforceme=
nt
?
'Yes. What can we do for you?'
'I'm calling to report&nbs=
p; my
neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding
Marijuana inside his firewood! D=
on't
quite know how he gets it inside
the logs, but he's hidin' it
there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next d=
ay,
the Drug Unit descends on Virgil's house. They search
the shed where =
the
firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, =
but
find no marijuana.
They warn Virgil that he is under investigation=
and
leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! T=
his
is
Floyd....Did the DEA come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop y=
our
firewood?'
'Yep!'
" Merry Christmas,
buddy!"
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sp;
E-mail:
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