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OHPen
April 5th, 2011, 06:44
<- Title!

Regards,
Ben.
BanMe
April 5th, 2011, 14:57
My nephew develops signatures and is a peculiar one indeed( I'm sure there is something 'he' could create that would be cool..he just needs backgrounds and words to enter and style or rendering 'thoughts' o0..you know the nitty gritty stuffz that makes life 'worth' living and makes 'caring' everlasting..so anyone with thoughts? quickly now he goes to sleep early..
Woodmann
April 5th, 2011, 19:22
Errrrrrrrrrr...........

Woodmann is still sitting on a pile of the last ones.

Maybe time for a sale?


Woodmann
OHPen
April 6th, 2011, 04:58
Ah, i see! Thats is oviously a problem...

NICE WOODMANN SHIRTS CHEAP, NICE WOODMANN SHIRTS CHEAP !!!!!
NICE WOODMANN SHIRTS CHEAP, NICE WOODMANN SHIRTS CHEAP !!!!!
NICE WOODMANN SHIRTS CHEAP, NICE WOODMANN SHIRTS CHEAP !!!!!
NICE WOODMANN SHIRTS CHEAP, NICE WOODMANN SHIRTS CHEAP !!!!!
NICE WOODMANN SHIRTS CHEAP, NICE WOODMANN SHIRTS CHEAP !!!!!

I think that we dramatically increase your sales count
Silkut
April 6th, 2011, 07:25
I'm buyin

Everytime I wear my shirt in a security event, at least one guy is like "pff you don't even know what Woodmann is about"
OHPen
April 6th, 2011, 08:51
I already have s second shirt and I'm ready for the 3rd edition !!! ;D

Come on!!! Let that shirt pile shrink! )

@Woodmann: I think you need a more sophisticated online store to push sales, what do you think!? :=)
Woodmann
April 6th, 2011, 21:16
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.........

Quote:
"pff you don't even know what Woodmann is about"


Neither do I. Next time ask the leeto bastard his screen name.

Quote:
I think you need a more sophisticated online store to push sales, what do you think!?


Well, I never really thought about it. Gimme a few days.

Errrrrrrrr..........what happened to the linked pics we used to have?
If I recall it was some problem with the board software?

I dont know, I'm just guessing.

Woodmann
OHPen
April 7th, 2011, 07:06
I could manage the distribution in Germany , but I'm not cheap!
CluelessNoob
April 7th, 2011, 08:25
Quote:
[Originally Posted by Woodmann;89964]Woodmann is still sitting on a pile of the last ones.


I seem to recall the problem was too many of the more "petite" sizes were ordered.

Personally, I haven't owned a shirt without at least one X in front of the L since I started playing with these infuriating little devices.
Woodmann
April 7th, 2011, 22:13
Howdy,

Quote:
I could manage the distribution in Germany , but I'm not cheap!
Well, If it ever gets that big I will know who to call.

Quote:
Personally, I haven't owned a shirt without at least one X in front of the L since I started playing with these infuriating little devices.


I can assure you that there are plenty of LX shirts available.
I aint no light weight.

Woodmann
CluelessNoob
April 8th, 2011, 08:32
Quote:
[Originally Posted by Woodmann;89987]I can assure you that there are plenty of LX shirts available.
I aint no light weight.


Right now I prefer to wear pornographically large shirts, if you get my drift.

Got any of those?
Woodmann
April 8th, 2011, 22:13
Let me first correct myslef .

XL not LX...........

As for the "extra large WOOD" version, the shirt is what you make it.
If you think you have "large WOOD"............ Fini.......

This could go on for ever with double entendre.

Woodmann

(note the capital W)
Bengaly
April 9th, 2011, 09:35
Quote:
[Originally Posted by CluelessNoob;89993]Right now I prefer to wear pornographically large shirts, if you get my drift.

Got any of those?


Have you tried google'ing Woodman? You'd be surprised at the amount of nude 'art'

hxxp://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=woodman&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=899

Filter:Off
...
Woodmann
April 9th, 2011, 22:12
I'm not Pierre.............

In case your wondering.

Woodmann
Aimless
April 10th, 2011, 10:38
I hope Pierre does not refer to the IDA PRO - ex of Ilfak...

Also, I was wondering if the next shirts can be in SHOCKING PINK, or...um, FAIRY LEAF GREEN or even... err...um..., say BABY TOWEL BLUE??!!



Anything that gets me in touch with my FEMININE side! Of course, just the frame of mind I want when I reverse, that's all

Heck, you could also have sunflowers or some such shit on them with a logo: Make peace not war! or Programmers and Reversers should sleep on it --- together! or some other such thing, wot?

Have Phun
BanMe
April 10th, 2011, 16:03
http://everything2.com/title/Children+never+die#Salazar%20Dovor

die...seek the matrix in 'deed'

Please don't ask that question again, finding 'my' answers 2 times was 'painful' enough..I 'feel' as if 'BanMe()' is no longer 'Me' ...
Woodmann
April 10th, 2011, 20:42
@Aimless, you are a freak . I like it. You would wear a horrible Woodmann shirt.

@BanMe, that story is rather depressing. Start living in the light.

Woodmann
BanMe
April 10th, 2011, 23:16
@woodman*n
It is hard to do.There is so much rampant stupidity out there that is 'spoon' fed into so many...This has caused the evolutionary eggshell in the vast 'lot' of us to crack 'further and further' until 'we' realize the 'shell' had already been 'smashed'...o0

The 'dark arts' hides the 'life' from all of us, for it is something 'to give and :not: receive back from'.

Regards BanMe
pHi1t3r
April 11th, 2011, 12:50
Quote:
Well, I was rooting around in the closet and found a duffle bag with some old style shirts.


What are the old style shirts, by the way? Do you still have any left?

I'd be interested in buying one of each if you do.
Woodmann
April 11th, 2011, 21:28
If you order a new shirt I will send you TWO of the old style.

If you live in the USA thats 3 shirts for $15.00
If you live elsewhere thats 3 shirts for $21.08 (US dollars).

The old shirts were white and, errr..... who has a picture?

Woodmann

I cant find a picture and the wayback machine for some
strange reason never saved the images.

I will take new pictures tomorrow.
pHi1t3r
April 12th, 2011, 13:04
That's alright. You don't have to bother. I just placed an order. I can't pass up a deal like that!

If you have a button somewhere, I would like to donate. I was about to put 2 orders in but I didn't want to screw anything up. (Which is good because I saved one screw-up for the end.)

I have lurked this site for a lot longer than I have been a member and I have found extensive use from every 'department.' I figure I at least owe that much in bandwidth. haha.
aqrit
April 12th, 2011, 17:52
Quote:
[Originally Posted by "pHi1t3r"]If you have a button somewhere


Roll your own.

Code:


<html>

<body>

<form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post">

<input name="cmd" value="_donations" type="hidden">

<input name="business" value="dmengineering@comcast.net" type="hidden">

<input name="item_name" value="donation in thankful recognition of woodmann.com (aka. payment for nuklear secrets)" type="hidden">

<input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/btn_donate_LG.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online!">

</form>

<p>

The fine print:

Donations are not refundable. Donations are not a service level agreement. While donations are greatly appreciated, there is no guarantee of service or service quality. Any services, either expressed or implied, are provided as a gift only for your convenience. Donations are not tax deductible. PayPal's automated transaction reporting service sends various pieces of identifying personal information, to "the opposite party/seller" such as your name and address.

</p>

</body>

</html>


** not tested
BanMe
April 12th, 2011, 18:56
Yet it 'could be' a lack of vitamin D.. But I choose to doubt it..

My prior thought was IDA as well...I was 'gonna' post that I had bought the IDA book and was gonna remake the 'operation',something with 'wild' code being 'cut' out of the mind..This seems to be 'the common 'underlying' interest'..

The riddle from evaluator with '3 letters':solved. In 2 places o0 presently.
Woodmann
April 12th, 2011, 21:54
For those of you who ordered today, you got the deal.
There are no more L or XL old style left.

For all you skinny folks, I still have a bunch of mediums so order them
now before I give them away to all the "larger" people.
1 medium gets you the black shirt plus 2 of the old style
white ones.

As for the current shirts (black ones). Buy 1 get 1 free. 2 shirts for the price
of one. I have all sizes available. If you want the medium old style shirt
for free just include that in the notes for your order.

I take the beating just to see my name on your back.

Woodmann
wbe
April 13th, 2011, 04:54
Quote:
[Originally Posted by Woodmann;90025]... who has a picture? ...


You had. Those white ones on which I've made a color adj. job, because you couldn't take more picts., because your batteries were dead and so on...

I'll order. Can hardly think of something to draft a script before my late nite stand-up performance nowadays. My audience will see it, someone will jump on it, and ask who that "Woodmann" is. And then I'll improvise.

Is commercial use of the commodity allowed in your sales contract? Let's negotiate it.
Woodmann
April 13th, 2011, 20:03
Where the hell have you been wbe ?

Of course commercial use is allowed.
You can do as you wish with the shirt. Well,
dont go out and kill a bunch of people with it on.

Then again........... Isnt all publicity good ?

Current sales are brisk so the rest of you who dont
have a shirt or 3 need to order while I get to work
on a new one.

Woodmann
pHi1t3r
April 13th, 2011, 20:13
Haha. Very true.

We should keep a t-shirt countdown like with the IPv4 allocation space.
wbe
April 14th, 2011, 09:14
Quote:
[Originally Posted by Woodmann;90044]Where the hell have you been wbe ?


Been under the weather. I had a few vascular and patellar ops and got this cranky old engine of mine overhauled. Thanks to all those preventive maintenance jobs which I've done in the past, docs say it would run for some more time now, and maybe I'd outlive even JMI, who knows?

Quote:
YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND WILL SHIP IMMEDIATELY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER

WOODMANN LOVES YOU !!!


Oh, my... I love you too.

Spent almost 1/2 hour to complete the transaction. How come all my CCs expire on the same month? Banks say I need to complete some procedures for added security, too. Hell with those plastics. Hard job for the senile. Anyway got it done, I hope.
Woodmann
April 14th, 2011, 20:56
Hi wbe,

Yes you got it done .

Good to hear you are doing well.
I always miss my fav's.

Quote:
WOODMANN LOVES YOU !!!


Does it really say that? I didnt write that.
Errrrrr, maybe I did. Too many beers perhaps?

Woodmann
bboitano
April 21st, 2011, 03:16
Ordered mine, turned up in under a week (to Europe).

Perfect - many thanks!
Woodmann
April 21st, 2011, 20:55
Howdy,

Glad to know my European customers get the stuff
in good time.

So ummmmmm........sales have slowed.
I might have to start giving shirts away for free.

How about I sell (give them away) for shipping plus
1 USA dollar?

I'm glad you all agree .

The old deal is over. The new deal is pay for shipping
plus 1 dollar and get a shirt.

Woodmann
Darkelf
April 23rd, 2011, 09:05
HiHo,

do you still have an XL-sized shirt, Woodmann?
If so, I will happily order one.

Regards
wbe
April 24th, 2011, 03:01
I got mine on Friday, just in one week. Amazing! I don't know who to congratulate, Woodmann or USPS?

I usually get my orders from Amazon shipped in 3-4 weeks.

How about starting an e-biz? I buy a lot of hobby gadgets (mostly electronic) each month. Seems you have many satisfied customers and it is the best advertisement you can make.

There will be a lot of Woodmann talk tonite under the spotlights.
Woodmann
April 24th, 2011, 20:44
Howdy,

@Darkelf, I have plenty of XL in the new shirt and I think one of the old shirt.

@wbe, You let me know what you need for hobby stuff and I will hook you up.

Woodmann
OHPen
April 27th, 2011, 18:04
Hey woodmann,

how many T-Shirts have you been sold since i started that thread ???
If i had to estimate the exact number I would say round about 1518. Lets assume I'm right on this, isn't it now time for a new shirt collection ? ;D

regards,
OHPen.

PS: Have you ever thought about printing the tshirts on demand ( i know increases the price, but who cares... ) ?
Woodmann
April 27th, 2011, 21:31
Hey,

I think it's a slightly lower number.

I think a few dozen more and a new shirt
will be in the works.

And yes I could have them made one off but,
the cost would be ridiculous.

Woodmann
Woodmann
May 2nd, 2011, 21:55
NO MAS....... I have taken enough of a beating.

Back to the old deal, buy one black one,
get another black one and a white medium for free.
At least that way I can cover the shipping.

Woodmann
OHPen
May 4th, 2011, 13:30


Nah, you are doing a good job!!! Keep it that way ;D
Silkut
May 8th, 2011, 06:21
Still have medium blacks&whites ?
I'll order one I think. I need tshirts for this hot summer coming =)
Bengaly
May 29th, 2011, 17:16
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JMI
May 29th, 2011, 17:44
Bengaly:

One small note. Woodmann has two "n"s on the end.

Regards,
Woodmann
May 29th, 2011, 19:22
Well now............

I like it BUT, What about Pierre and his women?
And dont forget about Arch Woodmann .

It's a woodmann.com thing perhaps????

Woodmann
Bengaly
May 30th, 2011, 03:10
Quote:
[Originally Posted by JMI;90389]Bengaly:

One small note. Woodmann has two "n"s on the end.

Regards,


Hahaha I know, but still funny
/db/
October 30th, 2011, 20:17
Quote:
[Originally Posted by BanMe;90010]http://everything2.com/title/Children+never+die#Salazar Dovor

die...seek the matrix in 'deed'

Please don't ask that question again, finding 'my' answers 2 times was 'painful' enough..I 'feel' as if 'BanMe()' is no longer 'Me' ...


You'll always be the 'BanMe' i've known. you haven't seen me in forever but if it wasn't ever for you i wouldn't have gotten into what i have done.
My mentor, my friend, I pray your health is okay. Send me a message here sometime.
-dan