Your planet will be destroyed in .03655 of your solar orbital patterns. We of the Hydra system have studied your silcon based x86 systems and found them lacking. Termination of all life forms wil comence as noted above.

zitterbe [under hydra guidence]

[they made me do it! - those snakey bastards!]

Those crude beings have fed me drugs and elixirs that should never be mentioned among civilized folks. They forced me, at Stroneh-point, to post that previous ultimatum - under extreme durress. They threatened my sister with the Whampol! I said - that's enough!!! Cruel extra-terrestials!!!!! Their mercy is not to be found - and their aborhance of silicon knows no bounds. But I'll fight em, I will. With sheer guts and glory, uh huh.

[They're monitoring my keystrokes, even now] But I will not become a slacker! It's death to the finish now. No turning to the slacker state for ole Z. It's for God and Silicon! Amen...

Somebody's sure feeding you drugs & elixors ;-)

...got any xtra?