Here's some Haikus I came up with tonight, based on 5-7-5 syllable format.

Cracker's Haikus
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Headache

Scanning through the code,
O Where is the magic jump?
My mind turns to stone.

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Success

Patch the file again-
My face breaks into a smile.
No fatal errors.

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Simplicity

In the deadlisting,
I find a Reg based offset.
Need a debugger.

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Jerks

My System goes dark,
In the middle of my work.
Blaster worm again.

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Skill

I massage the bits
Of my downloaded demo.
Full version I have.


Let's see if we can add some more to this thread??

-niko20

It was interesting reading the thoughts behind Haiku, figured it deserved a try. We'll open a Haiku forum

Undocumented NT

Hungry for knowledge,
I chew the hard Kernel coat.
Ahh, sweet pulp revealed!

Kayaker

Not a Haiku, but I like the sound of it:

I control the one.
I control the zero.
I am a Reverser.

Disavowed, here's your "poem", patched into true haiku syllable format:

I control the one.
I control the zero too.
I'm a Reverser.

LoL

Delta, I think I'll have to patch that back to my way:

I control the one.
I control the zero NOP.
JMP j
I'm a Reverser.
j:
I am a Reverser.

You should have tested that patched haiku more carefully before releasing it, there was a hidden CRC check. Now your haiku is actually the following if you try to execute it (i.e. read it out loud):

CRC check failed
Please register this haiku
Bluescreen, bugcheck, crash