Hello!
Thanks all Admins for help.
I be Back Thank You
MFG
ECO

Wtf?

Sounds like a cryptic threat to me

Yeah, I agree, when something doesn't make sense (or just has bad grammar ) it's always safest to assume it's a threat, and act accordingly.

Another Evaluator

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Ya'll need to stop smoking the weed.
Your getting paranoid.

Woodmann

Just because we're paranoid, doesn't mean that they are NOT out to get us.

Regards.

You seem to know an awful lot about this whole "out to get us" business JMI, just a _little_ too much I'd say... I can only conclude that you're an evil spy, sent out to infiltrate us and execute ECO's insidious masterplan! Everyone, get him!

(and for christ sakes will everyone stop these ridiculous accusations about us being paranoid )

Memo to self:

1.) Add dELTA to list of those WE have to get. !!!!
1b.) Remove dELTA from list of those we have to get [to fool those already suspecting us].
1c.) Send candy and flowers to dELTA [filled with undetectable deadly potions].
1d.) Expose all my undercover fellow spies [as having worked for dELTA].
1e.) Dance naked through city streets [again to bolster my insanity defense].
1f.) GOTO 2.).
2.) Get dELTA.!!!!
3.) Deny we are trying to get or got dELTA!
4.) Get all those who took dELTA's advise about getting me!!!
5.) Deny any knowledge about any plot to get them.
6.) Deny I wrote this, use disappearing ink!!!
7.) Business as usual here at the funny farm.

Regards.

Memo to self:

1.) Send fan mail to the guy who implemented the feature for admins to be able to edit all posts, which was JMI, so he could get EVEN.
2.) Encourage more people to write memos to themselves in places where I can edit them.so they can edit my responses as well
3.) Execute full scale cover-up of the fact that super moderators can also edit all posts, [oops, too late, gasp, those candies were poisoned ....... [dying last words removed due to lack of interest.]

That is just shameless Apparently, I have no other choice but to fire dELTA

You've made the right choice boss I don't even know the difference between megabytes and gigabytes.

Fired JMI
Fired Zairon
Fired Woodmann
Fired delta
Fired KayaKer
Fired Mike



Thanks for reminding me delta

So, Mike and Kayaker get to stay huh? I think this makes it pretty apparent that esther, Mike and Kayaker are the real undercover evil spies, and that JMI's and mine act was successful in exposing them! Everyone, get them!

Ssshhh:

They don't know that they are really working for me. Don't breath a word.


Regards.

JMI,

little Q:
Are you married?

Wtf, seems we've been infiltrated by agents from a dating service too!

(Why would you want to know that?)

I've just now inserted a I.E. exploit javascript into this message, and stole your cookie. Now I can log on as you. So, who really now is the real dELTA? Or JMI? hehehe.

Oh yeah, and I'm celebrating my 400 post anniversary

-niko

Congrats on the anniversary niko.


PS.
Javascript and HTML is filtered away in board posts.

Usually filtered out. But I found an exploit in the VBulletin code which allows me to get around it :P

-nt20

Why evaluator is this a proposal? This is so sudden. We hardly know eachother. We've never even dated.

Would it make any difference if I've been married longer than you've been alive?

dELTA, Have you noticed that I can even posting as nikolatesla20 now.

Regards,

None of eval's dates ever understand a word of what he's saying anyway, so he's been skipping that phase lately to make the process a little bit more efficient.

And JMI, maybe it was me who posted as eval to ask about your marital status? (even though I'm already quite familiar with it, and of course also already engaged to a certain other girl )

Fire all trolling ppl

ok, i'm opening source..

am interesting about JMI s_x-orient.
So are you norm?

What the hell?! This is just getting more and more weird... With risk of repeating myself, why the hell would you want to ask THAT?

I personally left the "Orient" in 1972, but the war went on without me for three more years. We still lost, no matter how many times I tell the story.

Maybe Eval is interested in starting a private club for like minded people? Who can tell? So Eval are you "looking" for someone? I am advised that there are places on the Net where one can meet people of almost any "orient." Try searching, although I'm not sure "s_x-orient" would be helpful in that effort. Would you like us to start a "Personals" Forum here for you, so you could meet someone you would find is "norm"?

Maybe you should define what you mean by "norm." It's definately "not-norm" in this country and at this point in time that I could have been married longer than you have been alive. And although both parts of that statement are true, it doesn't really answer you question, does it.

Regards,

This is a most entertaining thread

If only ECO would have known what his questionable english grammar would lead to one day, I'm sure he would have studied much harder back in school...

The fact of need in a definition of norm., settles my question.
And please, do not hang up your dreams (clubs & etc.) on me.


***The A-of-D!***

Eval, if the need for definition of words in your posts would have similar implications regarding sexuality for all members of this board, we'd all be prancing around holding hands a loooong time ago I can tell you...

And I still can't understand where you're going with this, or why?

Why Eval, I have not "hung up my dreams on you." I don't dream about you at all. Whether or not you presume to answer your own question based upon speculation and assumption is of no importance to me and your privilege.

I asked you what "your" definition of "norm" is because you asked if "I" was "norm." "Norm" in that context is a subjective word based upon the questioner's point of view. To answer that question "I" need to know how "you" define "norm."

After all, you are the one who has chosen an avatar which is a little girl in pigtailes and a dress,watering flowers. Is this "your norm"? Should we "assume" from this that you are:

a: A little girl who likes to water flowers.
b: A young man whose "orient" is confused.
c: That you have poor taste in avatars.
d: That you have good taste in avatars.
e. Fond of the picture.

Or should we assume nothing at all, until we have "evidence" upon which to form a reasoned conclusion? What we can already conclude from the "evidence" is that "you" have some "issues" with "orient." That also is your privilege and your problem.

Regards.

JMI,

With each post you look worse, increasing suspicions!
Now you (old man!?) try to interpret the little girl in sexual aspect!!
Hm!?????


deLTa,
wait little..

Eval:

Again you "project" your views on to others.

Where is the "sexual aspect" of describing the picture as "a little girl in pigtails and a dress, watering flowers?" I demonstrated "assumptions" that could (improperly) be made about "your" choice of the picture. Only "b." has a sexual aspect, but it was about “you,” not the “little girl.” That “sexual aspect” was that “you” (might be) "A young man whose "orient" is confused." That I suggest one could make (unsupported) assumptions that "you" might wish to be a little girl watering flowers has no “sexual aspect.” That I suggest one could make (unsupported) assumptions that "you" might like to think about wearing dresses, or have doubts about your masculinity does not relate to the little girl, other than “it was your choice” to “identify” yourself with that particular picture.

Your move. Assume some more and project what you will. Answering unfounded assumptions and allegations is what I do for a living. If you can call this living.

Regards.

deLTa!

>>And I still can't understand where you're going with this, or why?

this happens, more then 500 views for this thread!
Would you like up to 600.. ~:0

You mean eval wasn't asking about the normalised eigenvalue of spin when measured in the x direction?!

I can never understand what he's talking about...

I am scared,

I DO understand him

I can report, based on reliable "evidence", that Woodmann is "oriented" on the east coast and rides a bike when he can (no, no, the kind with a motor.) (Shameless effort to get my post count back even with his.)

Come on Eval, let's keep those views coming. Whip me, hurt me, make me write bad checks.

Regards.

Damn you blabbering bastards, I'll never get any closer to your postcount if you keep this up, not even with mindless talk about motorcycles.

deLTa,

please, explain, when you wrote:
>Damn you blabbering bastards..

you include me in this term?


---
JMI,

because I do not feel any entertainment from game with 'those',
I advise you to declare your s_x-orient;
indirectly you done, but I dislike to make indirect conclusions.

>> Damn you blabbering bastards..
>
>you include me in this term?

I include everyone with a higher postcount than me, and then some.

(and for further explanation, if needed: it was a joke )

Eval:

Thank you so much for your advise. It helped me alot. However, I've already told you that your conclusions on this subject, direct or indirect, are of no importance to me. You are free to conclude anything you wish and it will not change the world, here or in the "orient," in any manner at all.

While I am happy to debate any "evidence" you may think you have, I have no need nor penchant to "kiss and tell" and consider it an exceedingly impolite and immature action for people of any "orient."

It's also not my job to entertain you, but merely to attempt to point out the errors of your logic.

Regards.

mon JMI,

As I cannot find any Logic in my puzzy sarcasms,
I am pleasantly surprised with Logic-Errors found by you

"It is difficult to catch a black cat in a dark room,
"especially if that is absent!"

but you did it

For final lesson:
at least try to identify girl..

Bye.

this is a most entertaining thread........(gettin me some popcorn for this)

It's Bubbles from PowerPuff Girls.

PowerPuff Girls ROCK!!!

-nt20

Well looks like I'm too late to win the prize. Today was the last day for those of use in the good old US of A to complete our Tax forms and pay our Taxes, so that our government could share the meager fruits of my labors with those around the world. Nikolatesla20 posted the answer just before I got back from the post office, waving good-by to my hard earned money.

Bubbles, it is and we still do not have the answer from Eval as to why she was chosen as his avatar, which is a totally different question than whatever his "orient" might be. Heck, we don't even know why he prefers to compose dissonance music. Could he not be in "tune" with himself? Or is "he" a "she"?

Questions, Questions, no one can tell the "orient" without a program guide. Get your programs here, only one unpacked PE for a program.

Regards.

Errrrrrrrrrrrr........

So we seem to have a few things in play here.

JMI's "orient" Oh shit.......I'll just say it, his sexual orientation.

Eval's choice of avatar.

Now, for some reason Eval questions JMI's sexual orientation
while JMI seems to have some kind of a "thing" for Eval's avatar.

I have no friggen idea how this thread wound up at this point.
I do know that JMI is married (to a woman), and a crusty old bastard.
I also know he loves his child/children. I know other things but
I do not think they have any bearing on his orientation.

Eval on the other hand, I know nothing about. I had heard a rumor
a few years ago that there was a very capable female reverser that
was a "regular" on the messageboard.
I am fairly confident it is NOT esther. Although I do not recall esther
ever offering an explanation as to that choice of a name, only that he
kept asking why everyone thought he was female

So, with that being said, this still makes no fucking sense

Woodmann

Woot! I've got a lower post count than dELTA!

And just exactly what the hell is that supposed to mean mike?! You want a piece of me, huh?

Btw, Woodmann, thanks for the recap of the thread (and the board history) so far, and for introducing several new and controversial potential subjects for conflict in this our new favorite RCE-board soap thread.

Hail to the female reversers !!!!

Well! Apparently I've been "outted" by Woodmann. I feel so "disoriented." I was beginning to fear Eval was about to label me homophobic. After all, I do live near San Francisco, where being married to a woman doesn't mean what it used to. And esther did have a motto which read "I'm a bitch" until I pointed out that implied "esther" WAS female.

And I don't have a "thing" for Eval's avatar, I only pointed out that it was an unusual choice for someone who might question someone else's "orient." Mostly I would assume it was age inappropriate.

I actually enjoy and admire Eval's cryptic efforts at humour in another language. My own in German and Vietnamese are not nearly as understandable. Mastery of the idiom is the most difficult part of language skills. Much of the time, if one only looks at the literal words, they make little sense.

I am reminded of a song from the movie "South Pacific," (from before most of you were born, when they actually had movies that were filled with singing) that illustrates that concept and fits with the general tenor of this silly thread. It was titled: "I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair." (No it was sung by a woman.) Literally, the words make no logical sense, but English speaking people understand what it means. The same is true for all languages. The difficulty is in the translation from one to another.

Regardless what language Eval speaks, there is no question that Eval's skills at unpacking are definately "oriented." This take both skill and patience. Just like getting flowers to grow.

Regards.

P.S. to Wood: I have a copy of my parient's marriage license, and it was issued more than three years BEFORE I was born. nanner, nanner.

Does eval mean "at least try to identify [which reverser is a] girl"? "Bubbles" seems like too easy an answer (or at least an answer that won't keep the thread and paranoia going).
It means that I do not qualify, under that particular definition, as an outspoken illegitimate child--though I have no doubt that others have me pegged as such under other criteria.

One of the advantages that Eval has at concealment of gender is the cryptic nature (and length) of Eval's posts. Since there is no entended comments, it is easier not to slip in what might tend to be gender identifying usage. It also helps that Eval is writing in a foreign language. At least to most of us.

Regards.

nt20,

you guess PPG only using avatar or you look at another place?

ok, now for you another question:
Who is author of that phrase about cat?
(in my stupid re-re-transliation)

Q is for only nikolatesla20.

Since Nikola answered the question to JMI, it seems only fair that I answer the question to him.

The phrase "It is difficult to catch a black cat in a dark room. Especially if there is no cat there." is said to originate from the philosopher Confucius. There is also a very known quote from Charles Darwin related to the same thing, but he stole the main idea from Confusius: "A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there".

After that the quote strealing got completely crazy, and people started to use this phrase to compare whatever professions they could think of, here follows some examples:

- Psychology is trying to find a black cat in a black room.
- Philosophy is trying to find a black cat in a black room where there is no cat.
- Psychoanalysis is finding a black cat in a black room where there is no cat.

- Definition of a scientist: Someone who looks for a black cat in a dark room.
- Definition of a philosopher: Someone who looks for a black cat in a dark room where there is no black cat.

- Software engineering is like looking for a black cat in a dark room.
- Systems engineering is like looking for a black cat in a dark room in which there is no cat.
- Knowledge engineering is like looking for a black cat in a dark room where there is no cat and someone yells, "I got it!".



PS to JMI:
Sorry for the miscategorization of you, I must have read the dates wrong on your parents' marriage license. I'd still appreciate if you could stop the babbling though, so I can catch up in postcount.

I only had to look at the avatar, I watch powerpuff girls all the time, I like that cartoon..

As to other questions, I don't know myself, but Delta answered it nicely.

-nt20

LIAR LIAR

Um Wootmann :P


: only that he kept asking why everyone thought he was female

I never said why everyone thought I was coz I don't know

Only 2 guys were in doubt one PM me and the other was Hopblah can't remember his name and I remember you told him I'm not a Wotmann DDDDD

Why I choose this nick um its just a nick well who cares if its a male or female

I think you are referring nn

If my nick is Administrator does that mean I am?

dELTA:

Brooks babble. I merely elucidate. And you wont catch up that easily.

Regards.

esther, you could always try to set your nick (or title) to administrator and see what happens... So yes, if your nick is administrator you probably are.

Maybe we should get someone to identify dELTA's cartoon character, just to make the process complete.

Regards.

Yeah, to make sure I'm not oriented in the wrong direction without knowing it, or something like that.

But seriously, I think my avatar is just someone's freehand drawing, not being any official figure of any kind, but if anyone could prove me wrong it would just be interesting to know.

delta:
You ppl have done great jobs,no need an insane administrator

by looking at deLTa's avatar,
it is easy to guess that owner is dirti one..


***
1000 coming soon
...

Hmm, a compliment... Does that mean that you are really female and are coming on to me esther, or maybe even male, "unusually oriented" and coming on to me? (or maybe it just means that we're actually doing a great job, but that alternative isn't at all as interesting as the other two, so I refuse to believe it )

You=All moderators

So, you're coming on to all of us, huh? Oh, you naughty bigamous boy (or was that girl?)...

LOL keep on dreaming

dELTA:

Just what is that where the legs are supposed to be? And do you really think you can pad your post count this easily? You need serious posts.. like mine.

Regards.

JMI:

When a joke is beyond its not a joke at all

He doesn't have any legs because he's a magic cracker genie you know (and yes, it's a he, and he's straight as an arrow if anyone would happen to be in doubt).

Funny how so much of the following description seems to fit so much of this thread and the people involved in it... (in a slightly different context)...

This post is only here to get one post closer to Kayaker's post count.

Oh, and PowerPuff Girlz Rock!

-nt20

So Kayaker, you're accusing all us "regulars" of having "serious personal issues", huh? That seems to fit the description of a troll better than anything else said in this thread (ok, maybe except the stuff posted by eval )...

Yep, and they pay you cash, which is just like money.
(Yogi Bera- AFLAC commercial)

Sjit,

I was expecting a thread about Arnold !!
(I'll be Back)
But they are talking about eval-things....

Spekk.

Yogi Bera also said: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." And a whole bunch of other memorable quotes.

And we know Kayaker is all wet, and doesn't know squat about Trolls, because dELTA has assured me that the Trolls he knows don't even like to hang out near water, which is the only place Kayaker ever goes.

Regards.

JMI:

*And we know Kayaker is all wet...


We don't,You make him wet.Thanks for telling us LOL
Regards.[/QUOTE]

Darn lawyers and their inescapable double logic, you can't slip anything past them!
(I'm going to remember this thread if I ever end up on a witness stand

I don't know, some wise trollmaster or perhaps Confuscious herself spoke those words once, and the parallels are frightening.

TRO**S disrupt, destroy or change newsgroups by -

Flooding by excessive posting
What's this, a race for 2nd place?

Spreading rumours
More than a few, sadly all unsupported without pictures

Posting under many aliases...disguising their headers...disrupt, destroy or change to fit their own agendas
Only to the harmless few with the power to do so, the rest are repelled as vermin

Violating newsgroup policies
That's not even in the ballpark, but the damn fineprint will probably get you every time


As for attempting to divide and conquer...threaten and attack and all the rest, applicable to human nature on a daily basis and seen at all levels, moot point. The Ranting is not however...

...often have serious personal issues...

I wouldn't touch that one with any length pole

Well. Not only has esther forgotten his/her old motto, (s)he has forgotten that Kayaker's old motto was "happy when wet." And if I remember my physiology correctly, only the females of the human species are described as being made "wet" in the manner that esther is apparently describing. Hum. esther!

Kayaker, on the other hand, is all wet from his chosen recreational activity, paddling upstream against a torrant of government B.S. I guess if I want to catch Kayaker's post count, I'll just have to change his in the back-up and then do a restore. Afterall, rewriting history is also what I do for a living.

And Kayaker, let's not start raising issues about the length of one's pole.

Regards.

Kayaker, you attack me!?

No of course not Evaluator. Why on earth would you think that from anything I have ever posted ???

>>I don't know, some wise trollmaster or perhaps Confuscious
>>herself spoke those words once, and the parallels are frightening.

i thought "wise trollmaster" is written about me.
So?

That's good eval, just like I said at the beginning of this thread, if something doesn't make complete sense, it's always safest to assume it's a threat or an insult, and act accordingly.

PS.
Not to be rude or anything, but you ARE the wise trollmaster, sorta.

*trollmaster or perhaps Confuscious herself spoke those words once

You have "castrated" Confucious? LOL

I understand that is was also Confucious who is credited with saying: "Woman who put man in dog house, probably find him in cat house." But I was out of town when he/she was supposed to have said it, so I can't confirm on personal knowledge.

Regards.

>>I don't know, some wise trollmaster or perhaps Confuscious
>>herself spoke those words once, and the parallels are frightening.

>i thought "wise trollmaster" is written about me.
>So?

Nah, the whole thing was meant as a joke and nothing more, the cartoon itself is amusing and it was directed at nobody. I have no interest in or reason for attacking you or anyone else. That you think that anyone here is, I would tend to give people the benefit of the doubt before making assumptions, especially in a light-hearted thread.

Castrated Confucious? Now why couldn't Conphucious have been a female? We all know they're wise, warm and wonderful (uh, and wet..). Maybe the grizzled old man with the fumanchu mustache that everyone pictures had a wife who was the brains behind the operation...

Kay, your explanations looks very poor.

Now You try to hide your wide and far-reaching attacking plans,
which you have developed together with deLTa.

>some wise trollmaster .. spoke those words once.
I spoke it here, so.. try better explanation!


***The A-of-D!***

Click here for subscribe to wise-trolling courses!

eval, how about signing a english course? ...

I think Eval is just trying to get the view count up to 2000.

Maybe we could start wildly speculating as to the "real" meaning of the
***The A-of-D!*** Eval uses. I'll start off the first one:
***The Angel of Doom!***

Regards.

***The A-of-D!***

the art of decryption?

or the arse of decryption

or the anger deepens

***The A-of-D!***

The Architect of Deception

The Archdeacon of Disassembly

The Author of Dis-information

Keep those cards and letters coming.

Regards.

***The A-of-D!!!***
(The Aod

ya, not bad idea.
also I can support this competition with prizes like unpacked MMDWMX or other..

So for start we need some restrictions:
1. one user can 1 try.
2. user must be well-known.
{x. user must be NOTEPAD!!! ;}

So, JMI & esther failed.
"A" means art, so one word you need to guess.

Now who said that Eval gets to make the rule of this contest. I specified that there should be "wild speculation" and there was no requirement that we actually figure out the "real" meaning. That would be contrary to the whole concept of "speculation."

But since Eval wants to play also I will add:

The Art of Deception!

and

The Art of Dissonance!!

Ignore Eval and his stinking rules. Try as often as you'd like.

Regards.

rules I defined for prize.(;DOT
Also I will NOT confirm, if rules-breaker guess!!

Well we aren't playing for your prize. We are playing for the love of the game.

And we also do not NEED you to confirm. WE will decide what it means. You will just have to live with OUR conclusion.

The Act of Defiance.

Regards.

just now I view Kayaker's attachment. Rocks!

Especially:
TROLLs
.trying to impress others with thier knowledge (ok, many word yet is not knowledge~:0)

.often have personal issues that lead them to try to control others

& on picture is very similar old one..


***The A-of-D!***

It would certainly appear that Eval is feeling the "heat" and that while Eval can dish it out, Eval just can't take it.

So we wll have to add two more.

The Act of Desperation

And

The Articulation of Defeat.

Regards.

It is.........

The Art of Deceit

A worthy effort. Keep'um coming.

(No esther, there is NO sexual connotation intended in that remark. )

Regards.

You might say that AOD was DOA...

I can't find where to change that on the new user cp pages. Which one is it on?

Definately a useful, and humorous transposition, but not truely within the "spirit" of the game.

For Eval, DOA= Dead On Arrival

And this is number "500."

Quote the Bard: "... Filled with sound and fury, signifying nothing!"

Regards.

I think you just need a few more shots of "spirits"!

A for 'Orses
B for Mutton
C for Yourself
D for Mation
E for Brick
F for Vescence
G for Police
H for Consent
I for Lutin
J for Orange
K for Teria
L for Leather
M for Sis
N for Mation
O for A Muse of Fire
P for Ate
Q for A Song
S for Something Else
T for Two
U for Mism
V for La France
W for Mism
X for Breakfast
Y for Lover
Z (zee) for yourself

We could guess that eval's a swimmer:
http://www.topsellingbrands.com/shopping/asinsearch_B00004XSTC.html
Or is sour:
http://www.aod-instagib.de/php/news/
Or of course the obvious http://aod.anticrack.de/

Although I did think of "The Art of Disassembly" at the start, it didn't qualify as "wild speculation." Too ordinary.

I loved the "Drowning" one though but it does have that extra letter "M" on the end.

And I would highly doubt that Eval could be German and a member of the Army of Darkness. He displays none of the teutonic traits I associate with family members sharing that ancestry and is much too imprecise to qualify anyway.
And it doesn't fit with Bubbles watering flowers.

Regards.

The ALL of Dumbmers

I shamed from MM, they updated DW (now 65mb).
So if you, guys, guess it,
I will forced to DLD this(or another) 65mb new shit for unpuking
.
keep me from guessing.
.

*bump*

hm, big deal, MM always easy to unpack -using "Privilege Client" (old VBOX) last I knew, on all their products. Lunar's tute works on FMX, FHNDMX, etc, even used it on DIRMX, so should work on DMX...? Maybe no?

-nt20

Niko, I'm crying..
just finishied 25mb FW_MX2004 dld for unpuking &..
can't it unpuk because not puked :-(

hemm, but in other hand, here is atclib.dll crypted(?)
and "M*********_Licensing_Installer.dll", wich is SafeCast2.
Inside this dll I see also VXD. Is it interesting or it's old?

-
shit, what if another newest MMs also no more protected?