This is about as off-topic as it gets, and yes, I know this one is pretty old too, but it's so damn funny that if someone didn't already see it you really should take a look.

http://www.greentara-redlayla.com/bloodninja.html

It's a chat log of a quite funny guy messing with people in a cybersex chat room...

NOOOOO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! He is my new favourite HERO!!! Let's bring up a bloodninja fan-club