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Ja187
January 11th, 2005, 09:52
I'm just curious...
How old are you and what kind of job do you have?
I'm 22 years old, and I'm a student of informatics...

dELTA
January 11th, 2005, 12:20
I'm 38 and I'm an FBI agent, and I'm here to take you all dow... err, I mean... Seriously, there are probably a lot of people who don't want to give out that kind of info here, but I guess you could always try...

JMI
January 11th, 2005, 20:28
I KNEW dELTA had been lying about his age. Now if I could only figure out "WHEN."

Regards,

disavowed
January 12th, 2005, 23:35
Quote:
[Originally Posted by Ja187]what kind of job do you have?

software security and reverse engineering

lifewire
January 13th, 2005, 10:48
student, something with electronics i guess.

klier
January 13th, 2005, 14:04
when i grow up,i want to be a rider like my father.
Regards,

JMI
January 13th, 2005, 14:44
And what does your father "ride"?

Regards,

klier
January 13th, 2005, 15:09
the breeze...
what were you thinking?!
Regards,

JMI
January 13th, 2005, 15:45
Maybe a Harley.

Regards,

Kayaker
January 13th, 2005, 16:48
That's NOT what you were thinking, and you know it!

JMI
January 13th, 2005, 17:13
Actually, I was really wondering if he had mispelled "writer" with "rider".

Now Kayaker, what the heck were YOU thinking?????

Regards,

0xf001
January 13th, 2005, 21:43
i really do not know what you all think, but I thought nothink while reading his thread until your post,

jmi: it is good that you emphasize the word "really", I think

I also think there is somebody who thinks he can, thinks he can, thinks he can ...

ok, enough I better should get a job ...

my 2 thoughts <-- even he is : thinking :

TBone
January 15th, 2005, 09:54
That guy who thinks he can sounds crazy. You should hang around better people

0xf001
January 15th, 2005, 10:28
i like your signature!
just because people think so much or not i meantioned it
cheers!

JMI
January 15th, 2005, 15:22
When I was a child, several centuries ago, there was a children's song about a little train engine who was trying to prove he could pull cars like the "big boys." A part of the song was about him starting to pull a load of cars and the refrain was: "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can." In the song it was sung like the sound of a steam engine slowly reving up and slowly getting faster and faster.

Now see what fun all you youngins missed.

Regards,

TBone
January 15th, 2005, 22:59
It's funny you should mention that, JMI. Maybe I should fill people in.

Those of you who didn't grow up as a child in America probably won't quite catch the whole significance of my sig. It's a quote from a "The Little Engine That Could", which is a very famous children's book in the U.S. Almost every child read it at some point, and probably most of us actually had a copy when we were knee-high. I know I did, and my parents probably still have it somewhere in their attic.

It was originally published in 1930, so it's been around long enough that maybe even the "old man's" old man might have read it as a child. It's been a long time since I've read it, but as I recall the story goes something like this: there were a whole bunch of toys in train cars that were supposed to be sent to all the little boys and girls, but they couldn't find an engine that would pull them up the steep mountain. They asked a brand new shiny engine to pull them, but it was too vain to pull the toys, so it only told them "I can not. I can not." And then they went to a big strong engine and asked it to pull them up the mountain. But it was too haughty to pull the toys and told them "I can not. I can not." So finally, they went to a little blue switch train (a small engine that's only used to haul small loads in a switching yard) and asked her to pull them up the mountain. The little engine just told them "I think I can." So it started up the mountain saying, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..." getting slower and slower, "I think...I...can...I...think...I...can..." And just as it was about to wear out, they madee it over the mountain peak, and all the way down it said, "I thought I could! I though I could!..."

Well, I feel thoroughly foolish now having held "story time" for all the adults around here, but somehow I thought it might be interesting . I don't know for sure how the book became so popular, but if you say "I think I can, I think I can," just about anyone who spent their childhood in America will recognize it. The book's authorship was attributed to "Watty Piper", but that was just a psuedonym used by a publishing company. To this day, no one really knows for sure who wrote the story. In all likelyhood, the earliest version of it dates back to the first decade of the 20th century, or maybe earlier. The original publisher finally settled a lawsuit by agreeing that Frances Ford wrote the book, but no one was able to prove it satisfactorily. There's a surprisingly well researched biography of the book here (I guess English Lit. majors must get bored ):

hxxp://tigger.uic.edu/~plotnick/littleng.htm

I don't know exactly which version JMI heard, but there are 4 or 5 recorded song versions of the story listed in the bibliography. I have no idea if the book became a classic in any other English-speaking countries, or if they just look at us like we're crazy . Any Brits or Aussies out there want to compare notes?

Silver
January 16th, 2005, 08:35
I don't recall hearing any story similar to that, so maybe it's a US thing. But it does bear an uncanny resemblance to Thomas the Tank Engine

Hero
January 16th, 2005, 13:17
I'm 21.A student of software engineering.
But I think I can find some parts of computer courses better in here,such as OS.

sincerely yours

JMI
January 17th, 2005, 12:51
TBone:

That is indeed the story and song to which I referred. Last time I actually heard and/or read it would have been in the early 1950's. I recall having both the record and the book as part of my early reading materials.
The old man's old man, however, did not grow up in the U.S. and I do not recall him ever expressing any familiarity with it. But the old man's mother did grow up here and thought the book and the song were something her children should read and learn its lessons. Those lessons were, of course, that if one does not try, and sometimes try very very hard, one surely can not, and will not succeed.

Regards,

naides
January 17th, 2005, 13:07
I am 19,

I hold several jobs

Laptop Dancer

Tabletop Dancer

Non-therapeutic massage

House calls

In my free time I do other, more boring things, like. . . working!

dELTA
January 17th, 2005, 14:16
Quote:
But the old man's mother did grow up here and thought the book and the song were something her children should read and learn its lessons. Those lessons were, of course, that if one does not try, and sometimes try very very hard, one surely can not, and will not succeed.
Are you sure it wasn't just "Don't get too many toys, you're gonna have to drag around the damn things yourself, cause we sure as hell ain't gonna help you."?

JMI
January 17th, 2005, 14:21
Since I had "too many toys," and didn't move very ofter between the age of three and 18, that couldn't have been the rule. But it certainly is something which came into play later in life. It is not at all "untypical" for Americans to require some form of "storage" facility to keep all the "stuff" they have, but are really no longer actually using.

Regards,

Silver
January 18th, 2005, 13:50
Quote:
didn't move very ofter between the age of three and 18


Who says the rumour of Americans being lazy and not making the effort to exercise is true, eh

JMI
January 18th, 2005, 14:46
Silver:

You are right, I was lazy. I should have done more than just the tennis, gymnastics, and fencing. Reposte.

Regards,

JimmyClif
January 18th, 2005, 15:38
IIRC in 'Major Payne' (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110443/) the 'Major' tells a variation of the little engine story

dELTA
January 19th, 2005, 10:18
http://majorpayne.tyreeonline.com/mp3/little_engine.mp3

And text version:
Quote:
Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle. There was a little engine that could. He was chugging his way across the enemy line...chugga chugga, toot toot. This little engines' mission was to take some AK-47's and a nuclear payload, over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. Needless to say, there was plenty of opposition. You think that stopped the little engine that could? No siree bob. He just kept chugging along...chugga chugga toot toot. Not even when they climbed aboard the train, and popped out the eyes of the conducter, and blood and snot was drippin out of his eye sockets. Think that stopped the engine that could? Damn skippy...he just kept chuggin along...chugga chugga toot toot. Wasn't until Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosive as the little engine was making his way across the tressel. BOOM...an explosion happened. And blood, and guts, and spit, and ass was everywhere. Bubba come crawling out the back with both legs missing. Lula May's baby boy, and he looked up and me and he said," Payne I can't feel my legs." And I said," Bubba, they aint there." And I looked down and them little bloody nubs was kicking. And I said," Bubba, its 30 miles to the nearest town, and unless you can flip upside down walk on your hands you aint gonna make it." All of the sudden, Charlie was all over the place. Just me and my sidearm, and I had no other alternative, but to blast my way out...."AHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Die pig die....you'll never take Major Benson Winniford Payne alive.

JimmyClif
January 19th, 2005, 12:43
Nice find Delta

JMI
January 19th, 2005, 14:22
Damn. Another childhood memory tainted with the evils of "modern" society.

Regards,

hobferret
January 25th, 2005, 09:16
Hi all

Well I was a year older on the 17th, getting closer to the grave!

When I was a teenager I wanted to be like J P McShane but it never worked out. After thinking of old Mis I could not stand that sort of pressure. So basically I was a coward and became an electrical engineer.

/hobferret