I am building a ******* and found the perfect tool to assist in the design, *****.exe. Of course, I have to learn how to use it first, so on to the tutorials. Wait a minute, the program isn't supposed to do that! I thought this thing was cracked!
Reserch reveals that people think they've got the dongle licked but do'nt actually try the program to test their hard work. Hmmm. Why not, I'm up for a challange.
The next evening I find your home here. Read, download, tutorial, more reading, search this, oops, that tutorial is outdated, and that program is no longer supported, more reading, another download. Dang -- a trojan. Fix that, vent some steam. Hey, it's paying off. I now know that ****.exe crashes on the command FSTP ST! Hmmm, I wonder what FSTP ST means?

Oh well, my search for Assembly tutorials will have to wait, for now it seems I have to change browsers too! Is there an end to this madness, you ask? Sorry, not you you -- my wife you. Yes there is honey

, now leave me alone, I'm coming to bed in a few hours, or days, or ... never mind.
Seriously, I did see a reference to this community's dislike for IE. I had it on my list of things to research. Really. I guess I'll do it immediately after posting this.
I'm sure to be back with questions for you guys. First I've got to figure out what the question is and be able to word it in a matter that makes it at least look like I've done my homework. In the interim, thanks for a great forum.
Say Hun, could I get a back massage before you go to bed. Er, never mind. Hey, put the knife away

. This isn't funny Dear!