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Intruder
April 22nd, 2006, 08:18
Hi everyone!
Can someone tell me a quick way to search for data address in exe files?
Is the address that look something like these ==>
&H0046A, in debbugers
Sorry, but am not sure if am using the right words for this question
I made a project in visual basic. The Project.exe have only one Command1Button
Now am trying to find the data address that hold the string with Command1Button
I been using a tool called BinText, is a good tool, but not good enough for this
My idea is to be able to locate the right address, then be able to rename the Button caption text.
I will apreciate if anyone give me a hit with this question
Note: I don't want to use Wdasm for this example.
Thanks
naides
April 22nd, 2006, 10:35
If you open your exe file with an hex editor, my favorite is HexWorkshop, and search for the caption text, you'll find it.
Intruder
April 22nd, 2006, 13:39
I do have Hexworkshop too, I been using it for a while, but some how
i don't feel familiar with it, cus i can't get what i need with hexworkshop
look, this is what i get with it using hexworkshop
=> 00001228 436C 6963 6B20 6D65 .................... Click me....8._.g...p
The text caption on the Command1Buttom is 'Click me'
But this is not exactly what i need to know...
For example ==> &H0047EB, <== i need something like thes
what i need, is the exact address where that function is locate
I been doing this without the address, the way i been doing it without the
addres, is by a giving thex name, for example:
length
EXE String = Replace EXE String, "Click me", "New text here"

^
In here you have to make sure is the same length
Open App.Path & "Project.exe" For Output As #1
Print #1, EXE String
Close #1
But i don't want to keek doing it this way
Now am planing to do it by a given address
for example:
Put #1, &H0047EB, "New value here"
and so on.
Thnak you for you help.
Intruder
April 22nd, 2006, 13:54
Look this is an example using BinText
File pos Mem pos ID Text
======== ======= == ====
0000004D 0040004D 0 !This program cannot be run in DOS mode.
000001B0 004001B0 0 .text
000001D8 004001D8 0 .data
00000200 00400200 0 .rsrc
00000238 00400238 0 MSVBVM60.DLL
00001005 00401005 0 [QsaTQs
0000101E 0040101E 0 QssADs
00001032 00401032 0 QsmYOs
00001039 00401039 0 KDs0XQsaUQs
00001055 00401055 0 UQsPOQs
00001164 00401164 0 Project1
000011F9 004011F9 0 Form1
0000121B 0040121B 0 Command1
00001228 00401228 0 Click me
00001308 00401308 0 Project1
000013B8 004013B8 0 Form1
But the Address in the direction of 'Click me' it looks like is not the one
cus i already try to work with that giving address, but then at the end
the new value text caption end up in a diferent position.
I would like to have the right words to explain what exactly is it that am talking about.
0xf001
April 22nd, 2006, 17:44
hi you,
maybe
put #1, &H1228, "Click U"
could do it?
regards, 0xf001
ps: i don't know what VB put does with files, and strings, etc if that would cause a newline inserted etc ..., but the position you are looking for is 0x1228
LLXX
April 22nd, 2006, 21:58
Read the PE file format docs, then explain why 401228 is the correct address for that string.
SiGiNT
April 22nd, 2006, 23:42
I'm not really sure I understand exactly what you are trying to do, but of course you could open your VB source files change the caption and recompile - but if that's not an option then there are a couple of other options, WinHex has a search and replace text option, of course you'd still have to insert spaces to make the string length match, or you could use VBReformer 3.7 - if you can find it and simply change the button caption - even if the string is longer it will adjust everything so that your .exe still works, or assuming this dialog box is a resource there are a number of resource editors out there - IE ResHacker.
SiGiNT
Intruder
April 23rd, 2006, 04:30
Ok guys let me explain a bit more about this little project.
First, I don't want to use tools like 'Resource Hacker or PE Builder.
If that was the case, I never post anything in this forum

cus that’s not the idea.
Renaming the buttom caption text is not to have fun with,
Is just a little test for one of my next projects that’s all.
0xf001, if you read carefully my post, you’ll see that I mention
something about this address => &H1228, That address is not a valid one
some how that address appear in the direction of the String text .."Click me"
But is not the right address, cus I already try to work on it, but is not the one
Trust me.
If anyone of you want to try this, go ahead... Download BinText, Then open VB and start
a project, just add one commamdbuttom to the form, then compile the project, and there
you are. Now that you have the Project.exe in you desktop, open BinText and check it out
What i see here, the same you will see there, then try to get that address and see if you can work with it.
And about you sigint33...
My propose is not just to rename the buttom caption,
I made this project.exe just to work on that String text, nothing else.
All i need to know is how to make quick search on any file for any address like...
Buttons, TexBoxes, RichTextBoxes, ComboBoxes, ListBoxes, CheckBoxes, OptionButtom etc.
I find this in Google
Dim FNum As Integer
Dim FBuf As String
FNum = FreeFile()
Open FileName For Binary Access Read As #FNum
FBuf = Space$(LOF(FNum))
Get #FNum, , FBuf
Close #FNum
This will search for any string text inside the .exe, and then it will replace that text
with the one you add. of course it has to be the same length, if not, it won't work.
But what happen when you try to replace something not using the string text
on this case we will try to do it by the hexadecimal address in the executable
this will required the exact address of the location of that data, if not, it will
recreate the address in some other address in the exe, and you won't see the difference.
Intruder
April 23rd, 2006, 05:02
WinHex look like a good tool
But what I would like to know is
How the heck I search for those address that look like these &H0046A,
I was searching on Google and I find this other piece of information.
Dim sp As Integer
sp = FreeFile
Open "msnmsgr.exe" For Binary As #sp
Put #sp, &H5624F5, "n"
It appear to me that the one who made this scrypt knew where the address was
And he is trying to replace it with => “n”
What ever is there is going to be replace with “n” or kill.
The important thing in here, is that he knows where to point
And thats right I need learn how to make search on any file for hexadecimal address.
Intruder
April 23rd, 2006, 05:12
There may be a way to comvert from 0x000456728 to something like these &H0046A,
LLXX
April 23rd, 2006, 07:09
Your problem is,
VIRTUAL address and PHYSICAL address are different!
Take my advice and actually read the PE file format reference!
0xf001
April 23rd, 2006, 09:11
nah,
for working with put, the file offset is perfectly fine.
i dunno your string tool, but the most simple will show you a file offset.
regards,
0xf001
ps: my advice would be to write a few more programs, deal with hex and dec etc, maybe read a pe spec, but it could overflow you now. to get the job done, it should be really easy to replace that string.
if in doubt, look the offset up in a hex editor
next question: is this unicode?
pps: hehe another idea or advise for the longer term is: maybe try to learn another language, like delphi or C. as all this is a personal opinion, i base it on my idea that VB is not very good for learning a language, as it does all so .....
"in its own way" to say that nicely. in fact you don't get the basics how programs work, what really is a string etc ...
my advice: C

, it could clear up a lot of confusion
SiGiNT
April 23rd, 2006, 11:38
Boy I'm really getting confused here! It seems that Intruder is confusing programming concepts with physical file info - I think the problem is that his &H000046 is a rersource and the actual push is located at somewhere else. But it does come to mind that a text tool has been published on this forum that might do exactly what he's trying to do - and what really confuses me is that what he wants to do is amazingly simple and he is really over complicating it IE; he wants a tool that does "x" but he doesn't want to use a tool?
SiGiNT
AND
Dim sp As Integer
sp = FreeFile
Open "msnmsgr.exe" For Binary As #sp
Put #sp, &H5624F5, "n"
Is not a script I'm familiar with - looks like BASIC to me - and "n" would equal the numeric equivalent to a character, I dont think a string would work.
Intruder
April 23rd, 2006, 18:55
First to all of you...
Am not trying to be confused in any way...
If any of you think that my question is so confusing
I believe no one of you have any clue of what my question is.
Now is me the one that should be giving advices in here...
Next time when no one of you knows the right answers to a question...
Try to keep you mouth shut, maybe like that you'll be smarter.
And for the one who advised me to learn some other language than VB
Let me tell you that VB is not just for kids or for beginners, VB is
a language that once you know what you doing, you know what you talking
but if you never get into it, or you never come across, you'll never know what you opinion is.
I came here asking for help, tips, or what ever answer, but I see that when
No one have any idea of what the other person is talking about, then everybody
start commenting bad about the one who is asking a question that no one know the answer.
And for the last idiot who said that SCRIPT is not bla bla bla bla bla...
For you information Script something that already has been written,
So don't try to be smart in here, because you know shit of what you are saying
If you don't have any freaking idea of what my words are, keep you fingers
away from that keyboard.
If my question is so simple for a dumb easier language like VB
Why is it then that no one of this scrip kitties know shit about?
Have a nice day everyone.
This question is CLOSE
I thought this forum was serious, But I was wrong.
Intruder
April 23rd, 2006, 19:18
I been surfing the internet since 1996 Am a graphic designer.
And I start with VB two years ago, and I already made few programs
Anyways why tell what I have done.
I forgot about you guys… I think you mom buy you a PC on you birthday
Or may be on Christmas, and finally you got you self navigating on this world wide web, he he he he he.
I hate to see people like you guys that know = 0
And then you go forum after forum pretending to be something else.
Here is a good advice for all of you: Always be you self.
LLXX
April 23rd, 2006, 19:25
You seem to display the typical mentality of a VB "programmer".
Quote:
[Originally Posted by 0xf001]pps: hehe another idea or advise for the longer term is: maybe try to learn another language, like delphi or C. as all this is a personal opinion, i base it on my idea that VB is not very good for learning a language, as it does all so .....
"in its own way" to say that nicely. in fact you don't get the basics how programs work, what really is a string etc ...
my advice: C , it could clear up a lot of confusion |
Agreed. VB also does strange things to its user, it seems

naides
April 23rd, 2006, 21:35
Quote:
[Originally Posted by Intruder]First to all of you...
Am not trying to be confused in any way...
If any of you think that my question is so confusing
I believe no one of you have any clue of what my question is.
Now is me the one that should be giving advices in here...
Next time when no one of you knows the right answers to a question...
Try to keep you mouth shut, maybe like that you'll be smarter.
And for the one who advised me to learn some other language than VB
Let me tell you that VB is not just for kids or for beginners, VB is
a language that once you know what you doing, you know what you talking
but if you never get into it, or you never come across, you'll never know what you opinion is.
I came here asking for help, tips, or what ever answer, but I see that when
No one have any idea of what the other person is talking about, then everybody
start commenting bad about the one who is asking a question that no one know the answer.
And for the last idiot who said that SCRIPT is not bla bla bla bla bla...
For you information Script something that already has been written,
So don't try to be smart in here, because you know shit of what you are saying
If you don't have any freaking idea of what my words are, keep you fingers
away from that keyboard.
If my question is so simple for a dumb easier language like VB
Why is it then that no one of this scrip kitties know shit about?
Have a nice day everyone.
This question is CLOSE
I thought this forum was serious, But I was wrong. |
I think the responsibility of making the questions clear and understandable is yours. . .
people went out of their ways to try to decipher what the fuck you were talking about, but it was pointless: garbage in, garbage out
If you cannot compose a half decent question, stating exactly what you need and do not know, then do not expect a useful answer. . .
We sometimes make extraordinary efforts to understand non native speakers, who indeed need help, or bonafide knowledge seekers that happen to be dyslexic, a quite prevalent malady among programmers.
But in your case, the problem is fundamental Assholeness. . . No amount of good will would overcome that
This board is not serious at all. . .
quite the contrary,
It requires a lot of intelligence from the reader to understand the answers, the tips, and the jokes. . .
just to say it politely,
FUCK OFF
Admiral
April 23rd, 2006, 22:32
Intruder, you've asked a lot of questions, many of which are quite different to the others. I'll try to answer all of them. Maybe what you're looking for will be in here somewhere.
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If you want to find the location of the
function that pertains to an event associated with a form object, the easiest way is to use a VB decompiler. I'd recommend 'VB Decompiler Lite'.
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If you want to search for some contiguous block of data within a file, then you should use a straightforward linear search: Open the file for binary access, load the whole thing in to a Byte array (not a String) and use two loops to find the location:
Code:
Dim FData() As Byte ' File Data
Dim SData() As Byte ' Data you're searching for
Dim FPtr As Long
Dim SPtr As Long
Dim Location As Long
ReDim SData(...)
SData(0) = ... ' Fill the SData array
Open "..." For Binary As #1
ReDim FData(LOF(1))
Get #1, , FData
Close #1
Location = -1
Do While FPtr < LOF(1)
If FData(FPtr) = SData(0) Then
Location = FPtr
For SPtr = 0 to UBound(SData)
If SData(SPtr) <> FData(FPtr) Then Exit Do
FPtr = FPtr + 1
Loop
If SPtr > UBound(SData) Then
'Found
Exit Do
Else
'Not found
FPtr = Location + 1
Location = -1
End If
Else
FPtr = FPtr + 1
End If
Loop
Now Location will contain -1 if it wasn't found, or the offset of the data if it was. If you need this in the hex format you seem so keen on, you can create a string of it using
Code:
HString = "&H" & Hex(Location)
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If you need to find the file offset for the caption/text of a form object created at design-time, then you can use the above method to do it programmatically (making sure that you check for multiple instances). Or if you just need to modify using a tool (and don't need to write code to do it for you), you can use any old hex editor. Search for the caption you want (in ASCII) and it'll usually (but not always) be the first hit. The offset of this string can be used with a Put statement if you like.
You seem pretty sure that this method doesn't work (and no, I won't 'trust you') but it does. I followed your instructions and set up a form with a command-button; searched for the caption in HexWorkshop and replaced it by another string of the same length. Next time I fired up the exe, the command button said something different.
Perhaps you're having trouble with this because the button caption is being changed at runtime. If this is the case, you should try to find out where the string containing the new caption is located. This time, if it's a standard VB string, it should lie in the .rsrc section in UNICODE format. Again, make sure you search for all instances before committing yourself to any changes.
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VB Forms are stored in structural format in the exe resource section. The form-generating quasi-code is parsed at startup. All design-time properties are stored in here and it's pretty clear when you're looking at a block if it.
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If you want to replace a string with a shorter string, pad it with spaces up to (but not including the terminating null). If you want to replace it with a larger string, you'll either have to do something clever, or rebuild the whole .rsrc section. If you're so dead against using ResHacker to do this for you, then you have, to look forward to, a lot of fun whiling away the hours learning about the messy world of the PE .rsrc format.
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If you're looking for where the various properties of form objects are held (on disk), within the exe file without knowing what they might contain, then you'll again need to read up on VB's resource format and the ActiveX involved in it all. For example, suppose you want to find out where a command button's text is, knowing only that it is a command-button and not what its caption is. You'll need to load the file into memory, parse the PE header, locate the .rsrc section and navigate through three layers of tree structure until you find the form-building information. From here you have a fair bit more tree-climbing to do. It's all documented on the web.
---
There certainly
is a way to convert from 'from 0x000456728 to something like these &H0046A', providing that the data at 456728 is part of the PE image (and not dynamically created). Again, you'll need a little knowledge of the PE format, and how physical offsets translate to virtual offsets. If you fully understand how it works that way, it's just as easy to go backwards. This has been discussed a gazillion times on this forum and all over the web, so use a search engine on any/all of 'file virtual disk offset memory VirtualAddress PointerToRawData'.
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If your question isn't answered yet, you really need to spend more time thinking what it is you want & how to ask for it, and less time typing and yelling at our members.
You may have been programming VB for two years, but most of the members here have been programming fluently in several languages ten times longer. And more importantly, everybody was (quite patiently) trying to help you out when you decided to throw it back in their faces. The combined knowledge of this forum is vastly greater than anything you'll ever experience on your own and the language barrier is just as frustrating for us as it is for you.
So pipe down and put the attitude away or people will stop being so nice.
Admiral
Woodmann
April 23rd, 2006, 22:46
Ummmmmmmmmm........
You made the program and you dont understand the structure ?
Did I just hear the bus pull up outside ?
TA TA
OBC
SiGiNT
April 23rd, 2006, 23:33
Well,
His name was Intruder certainly made my day!.
SiGiNT
Silver
April 24th, 2006, 11:20
Admiral, I think there's a bug in your code. Haven't read through it in detail so I might be wrong, but:
Code:
Location = FPtr
For SPtr = 0 to UBound(SData)
If SData(SPtr) <> FData(FPtr) Then Exit Do
FPtr = FPtr + 1
Loop
Shouldn't FPtr here be replaced with Location? Otherwise if this was a false match on the first byte (ie: N bytes of SearchData matched, but not the entire SearchData string), when the loop exits to look for the next match, FPtr will have been incremented by N matching bytes, so if there's a repeating pattern of the first N bytes of SearchData in the file the comparison will fail.
Hrm, I explained that badly and I might be wrong. Hopefully you see what I'm thinking..
Quote:
Did I just hear the bus pull up outside ? |
I'm so glad I recently learned what "the short bus" was

Admiral
April 24th, 2006, 21:51
Indeed, there was a bug (and in some sense, it wasn't the only one). FPtr should have been FPtr, but it needed resetting afterwards. I honestly didn't expect anybody (including Intruder) to look at my code in detail, but I think it's fixed now. I guess that goes to show that you shouldn't post code without testing it.
It looks like Intruder's career here is over, but I'm hopeful that he may have been able to learn something, even if he shows no gratitude.
Regards
Admiral
Intruder
April 27th, 2006, 16:59
Thanks for you post Admiral,
And for naides...
Just go check if you mom need some water

Stupid retarded, I bet that is you where in front of me, you don't say anything.
Admiral...
I'll take at look to you example later.
and don't say I didn’t appreciate cus I do
Thanks
Intruder
April 27th, 2006, 17:08
Ummmmmmmmmm........
You made the program and you dont understand the structure ?
Did I just hear the bus pull up outside ?
TA TA
OBC
Hey Woodmann...
So you are the administrator of this forum eh?
So why don't you erase my account mother fucker
This is the first time a see the administrator of a forum getting into something that’s not his business.
Whats you problem man !!!
What a stupid name... => Woodmann
gryzon
April 27th, 2006, 17:54
You should edit your post and appologize Woodmann now (but I don't think this could
be possible after your stupid behaviour)!
Are you dumb?
esther
April 27th, 2006, 19:16
*So why don't you erase my account mother fucker
Coz he wants to show everyone that you are being retarded in the forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kayaker
April 27th, 2006, 20:04
Lol, funny man. We all got stupid names. Nah, we don't want to erase your account, else how would you catch the bus?...
http://www.woodmann.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=923&stc=1&d=1078893325
Admiral
April 27th, 2006, 20:46
Intruder, perhaps you should copy-paste the information that has been given to you in this thread 'cause I imagine you won't be able to read it for too much longer.
Taunting administrators is never a good idea so it seems you have outstayed your welcome. I tried to give you a second chance but it looks like you have too much pride.
May the overlords have mercy on your account
Admiral
Woodmann
April 27th, 2006, 21:12
Howdy,
This shall remain for everyone to see.
The Admiral has given you his wisdoms. You have made the choice not to listen to what he has said.
You are a fool, when The Admiral speaketh, thou shall listen.
I dont know a whole lot of stuff but, I can see when someone is being a shit stain.
Oh wait, maybe I can type in broken English so you understand.
YOU = Shit stain.
Now with that being said, I dont fuck my mother, it is not allowed where I live.
I can trade foul mouthed insults with you all day long.
Why dont you take the advice The Admiral has given you and come back with some things you have learned.
TA TA
OBC
JMI
April 27th, 2006, 21:34
What is apparent is that if Intruder actually has a brain, one could stick it in a gnat's ass and it would rattle around like a pea in a boxcar.
Even his lame attempts at insults demonstrate his lack of both class and skill. I suspect the other lamers would not even allow him on the Bus.
Oh and Intruder is an AOL user, so broken English probably is not required.
Regards,
Woodmann
April 27th, 2006, 21:39
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA
SiGiNT
April 27th, 2006, 23:36
AOL for GAWD's sake! and he's calling people here stupid! - no wonder he's using VB and can't grasp the concept of everyday reversing and programming tools - he's so fucking smart he should be writing his own fucking tools! -
But in the spirit of forgiveness Intruder

- I have to! your mom told me afterwards.
SiGiNT
Silver
April 28th, 2006, 05:21
I'm very disappointed nobody, including Intruder, acknowledged my sanguine and substantial contribution to this thread, namely that I almost spotted a bug in Admiral's code and didn't manage to provide a proper fix for it. You just don't get my kind of high quality lack of follow-through and lackadaisical approach these days. It's a sad thing.
(makes mental note to use anonymous proxy before insulting anyone in future)

0xf001
April 28th, 2006, 05:45
well, i did not plan to waste anymore time on this person, but .... let me tell you this
mr intruder: cant express himself, cant code, cant "reverse", cant use tools, cant control his ego, cant read and cant learn.
-> does not deserve help
i am happy not everybody has an attitude like you, if you want sthg - be nice, it works better
0xf001
naides
April 28th, 2006, 06:06
I refuse to believe that a human being can be that dumb.
I think Intruder is trolling,
Does he want me to repeat what I said in his face?
I think he would not be dissapointed, even if intruder thinks that flipping his badge at me would scare me.
Intruder broken English is fake. His choice of words and choice of insults and choice of slang are typical of a native speaker.
Even when this character tries to make idiotic looking syntaxis constructs, it is clear that he made a well run sentence and then changed it to look moronic.
So that
I bet that if you were in front of me, you would't say anything.
becomes
I bet that is you where in front of me, you don't say anything.
by changing letters and words after the fact.
You see? the choice of the rather convoluted subjunctive construct is that of a native speaker, and one with some higher education.
I would guess that the Intruder is pretending to be more an Asshole that he actually is, as if it were possible, with some (not that mysterious) ulterior motives . . .
0xf001
April 28th, 2006, 06:11
i also think he trolls

any time is just wasted on this hehe
SiGiNT
April 28th, 2006, 09:10
I apologize for stooping to his level!, I was kind of looking forward to typical response, but I may have actually accomplished a secondary goal, seeing that you get back what you give may have discouraged him from wasting anymore of his moronic behavior here. Then of course the kudos probably go to JMI for pointing out that he's dumb enough to pay a lot of money for poor service and a kiddie interface, designed for computer challenged people, which obviously is the case!
SiGiNT
Intruder
April 28th, 2006, 15:24
JMI: Oh and Intruder is an AOL user, so broken English probably is not required.
Rewards,
JMI
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha…
Is funny the way am making all this girls mad just for one simple question I made in this crap forum Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha- Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha- Ha-Ha-Ha…
Now they r all mad cus nobody knows the right answer Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
For me, it doesn’t matter if i speak or type bad or good spelling english, Ha-Ha-Ha
What really matter is what you know… understand mother flower?
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
And for the one who think thats the answer for my question…
You wrong, what he did is copy and paste that shit from other page to this crap forum.
Intruder
April 28th, 2006, 15:27
AOL user Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
So what you going to do JMI, are you going to hack my connection
WOW! Am so afraid… Help!!! Help!!! Help!!!
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
Intruder
April 28th, 2006, 15:32
even if i give you my ip and the open port,
you don't know what to do with it. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
just with that post i can see how dump is this forum
JIM
Super Moderator
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
come on girls
keep typing
keep typing
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
all of you r baby shit who knows shit of anything
Intruder
April 28th, 2006, 15:39
Let me guess...
I think the youngest in the forum is me Ha-Ha-Ha
Then all of you are 45,50,55, and 60 years all.
Get a life girls
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
Not ready yet for a simple question in this crap forum?
Solution, close it. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
Intruder
April 28th, 2006, 15:42
Hey woodmann
don't you get it?
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
You are SHIT!!!
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha Mother flower Ha-Ha-Ha
you mom suck my dick
oops! i forgot she did but for 10 cents
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
Intruder
April 28th, 2006, 15:51
wait a second?
is am broken enlgishs how is it that they get what am saying ?
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
what smart people we have here
yup people with zero knowledge
Ha-Ha-Ha
ok thats enough for now
that will take care this babys for a while

JMI
April 28th, 2006, 16:57
Those with small minds and deep concerns about their masculinity generally resort to potty language when then can’t think of anything even moderately clever to say.
Not realizing that no one actually cares what they think, they delude themselves that if they say juvenile things about body parts, feces, and/or fornication, particularly with reference to relatives of those who have the power to thwart their feeble efforts, they can become legends, at least in their own minds. Thus has Intruder revealed his true self for all to see and to pity.
Behold his mighty works, know him for what he has shown himself to be and tremble at the awsome display of his petulance and immaturity.
Regards,
Kayaker
April 28th, 2006, 18:04
Now I say just ban this piece of shit and be done with this garbage.
Done. Bye.
SiGiNT
April 28th, 2006, 20:37
AHHHHHH!
The subtle provocation works better than the out and out insult, truly the sign of a superior mind!
BYE BYE! Intruder - but we'll see you with another name using a proxy - but not for long.
SiGiNT
Woodmann
April 28th, 2006, 20:44
Howdy,
No, dont ban him, let him keep yapping. He gave away a very curious clue as to who he really is.
So he is a troll, I like these kinds of things.
His superior knowledge of IP address and port numbers show how l337 he really is. Using AOL just reinforces this.
There are no user's here that have a true AOL IP address. This forum is beyond those users.
So with that being said, lets look at his usage of punctuation.
Also look at the poor attempt to cover up by using the lamest of mispellings. Poor sentence structure by a non English speaker is much poorer.
Consider the use of "American" slang.
Seems he thinks we are all "old". I wonder why he thinks that.
His use of HA-HA-HA is just a rip-off of my usage. There are not many who laugh by typing BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA.
Thanks naides.
My mom sucks dick for free. If you want to know where she lives, send me a PM.
If you really want help with your problem, start talking some real shit.
So whats it gonna be shit stain ?
TA TA, OBC
Kayaker
April 28th, 2006, 20:52
Quote:
[Originally Posted by Woodmann]No, dont ban him, let him keep yapping |
You know where the undo button is

JMI
April 28th, 2006, 21:21
So are we going to let him back so we can poke more fun at him or what?

Isn't it interesting that as a "knowledgable AOL user" he doesn't actually know that "he doesn't actually
have an IP???"
OK. I've returned him from the "Goners."
My only concerned is that he is apparently psychic.

After all, he "knew" I'm 60!
Regards,
Woodmann
April 28th, 2006, 21:34
esther
April 29th, 2006, 08:35
*you mom suck my dick
*oops! i forgot she did but for 10 cents
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS YOUR OWN MOM HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
0xf001
April 29th, 2006, 08:50
ahm mr. intruder you forget that your question has a) allready been answered, and b) you failed understanding it
how is the super VB rename my button app going?
please tell me/us more! dont worry, just keep on posting we are glad to extend our knowledge, maybe you can teach us VB?
can you give me 1 reasonable example where to use VB? (and i dont mean to dynamically control documents like word (thats the .doc files)).
thanx, please keep up the fun! and please dont smoke until you are 16 (at least in europe)
Admiral
April 29th, 2006, 12:05
Hey, enough of the VB bashing!
It has its place in the world... Even if much of that is in the hands of AOLers who picked up their TCP/IP knowledge from #1337h4x0rz on EFNet (accessed via an applet, naturally).
0xf001
April 29th, 2006, 13:05
okokok
its the combination of the languague and the "programmer" probably what makes things just ... ya know

LLXX
April 29th, 2006, 20:12
...my experiences with VB-
only "programmers" have been... not much unlike this thread. Is it the programmer that degrades the language, or the other way around?

Woodmann
April 29th, 2006, 20:44
Howdy,
Why is it, when VB progers dont get the answer they want, they get all pissed off ?
Woodmann
esther
April 29th, 2006, 23:08
Oh are we bashing a vb programming? Nope btw we are bashing Verbal Bullshit programmer :P
JMI
April 29th, 2006, 23:11
I'm SO disappointed. No one has noticed the "special" title I have given Intruder when I brought him back from the "Goners".

Of course who whats to start from the beginning of this Thread.
Regards,
Woodmann
April 29th, 2006, 23:30
Howdy,
I noticed the new connotation for intruder.
I love esther's reply
Woodmann
Admiral
April 30th, 2006, 10:34
Quote:
[Originally Posted by Woodmann]Why is it, when VB progers dont get the answer they want, they get all pissed off? |
That's a wonderful observation, and it rings worryingly true.
...I'm starting to consider dropping the VB mention from my CV/resumé

Intruder
May 4th, 2006, 23:10
How you doing people!
Fine?, everything Ok?, Good!
Is good to hear that all of you are ok : )
Now, I have returned one more time to apology to all of you.
Is there a reason for this?
Yup
The reason am doing this is because i can see the pain of my words
reflected beyond your minds, and i can tell how painful this is : )
I can see it in every line of text in every replay : )
Am so sorry guys but i never try to be so mean with anyone in here.
I wasn’t going to come back, but then, something told me to return
About my question, sorry for the one who told me that my question was
already answer it, sorry but nop, its a good explanation, but its not
the answer to my question, by the way, i find the right answer in Google
is just 5 lines of code : ) i never thought it was so simple : )
You said it, I am somebody that does not know anything, am broken english
But you know what?... thats ok for me i don't get mad so easily like you guys
And for woodmann...
I read something about emitating you => Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
I remember the first time i did that : ) it was in 1997 in Yahoo! Messenger
Sorry man, I think you wrong about that one : ),
I do not like to imitate to anybody, I prefer that they imitate me : )
But is ok, I can tell you like the way i type : )
Don't worry, am not going to tell anyone about this.
Sorry - Sorry - Sorry - Sorry people : )
am afraid that God will do something to me for been such a jurk
Sorry people.
This will be my last post.
CYA ALL
SiGiNT
May 5th, 2006, 02:14
Amazing thing is this whole thread would have never occured - if people would just follow the number 1 rule - READ THE FAQ - and only come here with a reversing question when you're reasonably sure that you've exhausted all possibilities.
Just a comment, observation.
SiGiNT
esther
May 5th, 2006, 08:30
Oh no the troller is back... but wait learn to write better english before posting anything here
*i can see the pain of my words reflected beyond your minds
We are having fun keep trolling HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
0xf001
May 5th, 2006, 16:07
that me makes love - aah lough! HA-HA-HA-HA
as much as not you must repeat apologize to accept. its a good mov.
pain turned into fun. good is google toolbar! please how did solve that stuff - its amazing, only 5 lines?
please 1 answer ok?
0xf001
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