Brandon Explains Delay in Shooting Down the Balloon

President Biden: "When I was briefed on the balloon, I ordered the Pentagon to shoot it down on Wednesday as soon as possible. They decided without doing damage to anyone on the ground […] they said to me let’s wait for the safest place to do it." https://t.co/TpagFSpIox pic.twitter.com/GmPAgOEePZ

— The Hill (@thehill) February 4, 2023

Brandon said he told the Pentagon to shoot down the balloon on Wednesday, and they are the ones who decided to wait until Saturday.

According to Tucker Carlson, the entire pentagon is working for the Chinese because of Hunter Biden’s laptop, so I guess this makes sense within the Fox News narrative about Brandon taking too damn long to shoot down that balloon.

I don’t totally understand the Fox News narrative about how Brandon (who is so senile he doesn’t even know where he is) has taken control of the entire US state apparatus and handed it over to the Chinese over a two million dollar payout Hunter received from a Chinese company. I also don’t understand how electing Ron DeSantis is going to fix that problem, or how you’re going to elect a Republican at all when mail-in voting is institutionalized.

But I am probably just too stupid to get it. Maybe I’m too fit to get it. Maybe in order to understand Fox News, you have to be fat. Maybe when your gut grows in girth, your brain does as well, and this helps you to truly grasp the yellow peril.

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