Poll Friday: New TYT Infoskank has the Worst Posture Yet on YouTube – Would U Hit That?
Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 21, 2017
Shockingly, the newest The Young Turks infoskank has the worst posture of anyone I’ve seen yet.
Wow, did this bitch grow up crawling around in a sewer system?
This bitch – I do not know her name – looks as though when she gets down off that chair, she’s going to crawl away like a spider.
I haven’t been watching TYT as much as I used to. In fact, I haven’t really been watching it at all, even though I enjoy it. I found this bitch on one of Sargon of Akkad’s videos criticizing them.
Wait brb Ima see if I can figure out who this bitch is.
Okay, I’ve gone to their website and clicked every girl’s name.
Not seeing her.
So what do I do now?
If you Google Image searched “the young turks woman,” you just get a bunch of pictures of Ana Kasperina.
Okay wait I found her name.
The link to the original video was in the description of Sargon’s video and in the description of the original video it gave her name.
It is: Francesca Fiorentini
Funny her name isn’t on the TYT homepage, even though she’s on the main show with Cenk.
I Google Image searched her, and there are no good pictures of her.
Just more tunnel-crawler posture pictures.
Here’s a glamor shot with a bunch of make-up, where the photographer was obviously like “yo Quazimodo, hold your head up level.” The jacked also helps I think maybe.
SERIOUS need for a nosejob wow.
So the question is: would you hit that?
Situation is: you’re in a bar, you chat her up, she is obviously into you and you can bring her home if you want. Also, there are no other chicks available and it’s getting close to closing time, so it’s either her or nothing and this is your only day to go out looking for skanks this week.
Here’s my cost/benefit analysis:
Cost:
- She probably pretends to be a porn star, does over-exaggerated weird stuff like she’s putting on a show during sex (they pretty much all do this now, so it is hardly worth mentioning)
- She is ugly
- Her tits are almost certainly staggeringly gross (both small and saggy, I’d reckon)
- While lying on her back, she would scrunch up her shoulders so it looked like she had no neck at all
- She will probably accuse you of rape afterward
- She may steal something from your house
Benefits:
- You have to have sex, everyone has to do that
- You can post on the internet about how the dumb bitch from TYT bangs Nazis, publicly humiliate her while raising your own bro profile (what we call a “brofile”)
- You can make her leave immediately afterward and pay for her own taxi
- She looks like she might be some kind of Moslem, so there’s a chance that after you post your sex pics of her on the internet, her family will chop her up and put her in a freezer (actually based on her name she’s probably Italian, but you never know)
So tell me: would you hit that?