The Cult of the Dead Cow

"I can attest to the fact that cDc is the sexiest group of computer hackers there ever was. You may think this silly, but it's the God's honest truth."

-- Jane Pratt, Editor-In-Chief, Sassy Magazine

"cDc is an important feature of American life and shall be succored as much as possible during my administration."
-- Former President George Bush

"[cDc is] a subversive para-military extreme Marxist guerrilla unit forged for the sole purpose of getting on TV."
-- Reid Fleming, Cult of the Dead Cow

"They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless."
-- God

So, what is cDc?

You can get our textfiles via http, ftp, or gopher.

I have converted some of our files to HTML:

• The Briefing #203
• Tequila Willy's Position Paper #225
• Better, Faster, Stronger #253
• Interview with Greta Shred #261
• RUSH TO JUDGEMENT #277
• Official cDc Press Release Concerning Ronald Reagan #281

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