As you probably saw earlier on the front page, the motherboard on totse.com's main server fried and died a few weeks ago. I pulled the old server apart, ordered the parts I needed, waited for the parts to arrive and waited, and waited... It turns out that finding a replacement dual-CPU motherboard with a slot for an Adaptec daughterboard that would fit in the chassis and work with the rest of the 5-year-old technology in the server was more difficult than I expected.

Anyhow, the parts came in and I fixed everything. I upgraded the OS at the same time and that broke a few things -- like e-mail -- so I'm still reconfiguring a few odds and ends to get everything back to where it was.

I'm turning off the new user registration until I get e-mail working again. (You can't get your new user password without e-mail, so there's no reason to allow new users to sign up just yet...)

We're back!

Fin-a-fucking-ly.

Thanks a lot man.

For awhile I thought totse was gone forever.

Can I post?

Edit: Oh it was only up a few minutes ago, no wonder not many people posting

[This message has been edited by walrus_poker (edited 01-20-2006).]

OMG we love you jeff thank you soo much i never doubted you for a second !!!!!!!!!!!! thank you i thought i was going insane with out this site you do not know how much this means to me

!!!

*applauds Jeff*

This is wonderful! Finaly totse is back. I was hoping for some software upgrades...but hey at least were back online!

DBDK FO LYFE.

I was really worried there. I didn't think it was coming back up this time. Or if I did, I figured it wouldn't be until summer or so, but damn, that seemed like forever. I hope this doesn't happen again soon.

Hooray.

YES! FUCKING YES!! *orgasm*

[This message has been edited by pyroman5000 (edited 01-20-2006).]

Sweet, thanks.

YES! Just yes.

...and the Townspeople rejoice.

Thanks Jeff.

I support computers for a living so I know what it's like to have someone looking over your shoulder asking when it's going to be done...

Just in your case it was thousands of people figuratively looking over your shoulder instead of one asshole standing physically right behind you.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

As you probably saw earlier on the front page, the motherboard on totse.com's main server fried and died a few weeks ago. I pulled the old server apart, ordered the parts I needed, waited for the parts to arrive and waited, and waited... It turns out that finding a replacement dual-CPU motherboard with a slot for an Adaptec daughterboard that would fit in the chassis and work with the rest of the 5-year-old technology in the server was more difficult than I expected.

Anyhow, the parts came in and I fixed everything. I upgraded the OS at the same time and that broke a few things -- like e-mail -- so I'm still reconfiguring a few odds and ends to get everything back to where it was.

I'm turning off the new user registration until I get e-mail working again. (You can't get your new user password without e-mail, so there's no reason to allow new users to sign up just yet...)

We're back!



First to quote!!!

*fap fap fap fap*

dam its good to be back ..i love you all.

I came systematically on totse during the crash because of the bad habits I had taken in the past. Now I'm happy http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

...and the Townspeople rejoice.

Indeed!

Thank God Totse's back! Or actually, thank JEFF! http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

You give me a reason to live, Jeff.

Oh god, that was the longest month of my life.

Oh how I missed all of my friends.

How are you eek? http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif)

Razz and cool? http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/cool.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/cool.gif)

Wink and big? http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Frown and O dawg? http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif)

The gangs all here.

{DA}

I almost don't buy it ... cynic that I am ... but the reference to a daughterboard makes me say ... hmmmmm.

Anyway, glad to be able to post on page one of this followup.

Onward and upward!

i've been checking totse nearly eeevvvery hour =o

good work man and thanks so much for TOTSE.

quote:Originally posted by Toxicwboy:

[B]i've been checking totse nearly eeevvvery hour =o



Get a life , dude

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

Indeed!

Thank God Totse's back! Or actually, thank JEFF! http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

but dont you see?

jeff is god

and we are those little ants

Going without Totse led me to the myspace group forums. Yes I was that desperate.

I <3 life.

Yay! *Little celebration dance* Now back to world domination and conspiracy theories.

I'm in for $100 towards a new one; It's still 5-year-old technology.

quote:Originally posted by jebuonag:

I'm in for $100 towards a new one; It's still 5-year-old technology.

How might we do this without buying add space?

ahhh how i missed the temple.

and the temple rose once again

[This message has been edited by xRadical_Wankerx (edited 01-20-2006).]

This is better than Jesus coming back! Hell yeah!

TOTSE IS BIGGER THAN JESUS

I actually kinda missed this place http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)

Arr. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

-Gets drunk in celebration*

Thankyou Jeff.

Thank you Jeff.

Hooray

Now I have something to do to pass the time at work today.

Great to see totse back. Seems I had more patience then others - I knew our fearless leader wouldn't let us down.

Thank you Mr Hunter, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

*masterbates*

Gday "Jeff". good work keeping this back up, dont know how you can afford it, btw where can I donate, and no im not sucking up - hell ban me if you want, but ti still want to donate a bit of cash becasue i'm impressed and amzed and ina total awegasm.

It's pretty kool what you do, apart from the times when you jerk it, I dont liek seeing men jerk it unless im looking into a mirror.

anyway mate, I want to donate streaight, not by clciking ads and shit it takes forever to get a decnet amont of money through, just let me paypal or po box you some cash. i'm afraid it will be Aussie cash, but at least the exchange rate is up at the moment.

quote:Originally posted by Ozzy Osbourne:

*masterbates*

Oh and it's Masturbate, notice the "u".

I am a seasoned professional and should know.

pity i'm shit at englsih and making all my posts into one post.

thank you jeff

*Breathes a sigh of relief*

THaks alot for bringing her back Jeff!

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

We're back!

BBQ! It's Sherlock Holmes.

arx_

I just decided to check back a while ago and it was up.

Am I the only one, or does it seem faster?

Hmm...maybe.

Anyway, thanks Jeff.

*joins in celebrations*

All together now...huzzah!

Cheers, Jeff, you're the man.

w00t, that's all that needs to be said

and it probably is faster right now because a lot of people aren't expecting it to come back up until tomorrow afternoon.

Jeff Hunter I LOVE YOU!!

http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

*Raises fist in triumph*

I don't know If I'm the first one to say it, but in this case I think jeff is god

Woohoo!!!! It's back!!!

Sweet. Nice job.

By the way, what kind of hardware is &totse running on?

Thanks

Jeff is a god for doing this. And a day early! That's what I call CONVINENCE.

...and it was a glorius day in the temple!

Thanks a lot Jeff!

-/\/\attboy http://www.totse.com/bbs/cool.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/cool.gif)

Thank god, now I don't have to deal with the 5 other forums I had to troll to get the same amount of enjoyment as &TOTSE gives me.

Holy shit long wait but still i was rolling on the floor when i went to it and it loaded

Wow i was thinking of having a fund raiser to help out with totse the server problems. i was going to put on a girl scouts uniform and sell cookies, but i guess its too late.

quote:Originally posted by jebuonag:

I'm in for $100 towards a new one; It's still 5-year-old technology.

Same here, but my $100 is in NZ Dollars.

Thanks Jeff.

Did anyone bother to inform Wikipedia about this so they can update the page? They probably got it done though, the people there are as fast as lightning.

On other note...did anyone inform the people at www.totse.free-forums.org (http://www.totse.free-forums.org) about the REAL totse being back up?

I love you.

W00000T! Jiff iz god!!!!!!!!!1

I would

O man, totse is finally back, woohoo!!!

holy shit i missed this place.

about god damn time

quote:Originally posted by benz:

about god damn time

Ya wanna have ya next meal througha straw?

whats your address.

umm hi everybody, i guess totse is back then...

Yay for Totse back online! go jeff!

Glad to see your up and running again.

I'm a little late to the party but it's good to see the ol' temple back up. *looks at EYW... shit...

Jeff, I would like to congratulate you on spending so much time and effort on this great site of yours.

Thanks for taking the time to do this. You made a lot of people happy. I'd say thank you again but you've probably become desensitized to it now, but you know i'm grateful http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif). You’re so cool, man. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Wow, life was kinda different without totse.

I guess the best thing about this is all the noobs will be gone.

Wow Jeff, thanks so much. I was so worried about totse that I was trying to think of other places on the intertron that I could go to...but I couldn't think of anything. Thank god for totse.

quote:Originally posted by met_B_A_N_S:

Thank god, now I don't have to deal with the 5 other forums I had to troll to get the same amount of enjoyment as &TOTSE gives me.



Blasphemy!

Yes, go totse.

I think I just creamed my pants.

THEORY: JEFF HUNTER IS AN ALIAS

Today I came up with something brilliant. The two guys who run this place are Jeff Hunter and J.C. Stanton. The name "Jeff Hunter" could very possibly be poking fun at J.C. Stanton, who's first name *might* be Jeff. So, the name "Jeff Hunter" is a joke -- The Hunter of Jeff( JC Stanton).

Just an idea.

Jeff, I haven't looked at this closely, but isn't this just what you've been looking for?

http://tinyurl.com/cl8s6



It's an annonymous payment deal from Amazon.



[This message has been edited by Limecat (edited 01-22-2006).]

http://totse.free-forums.org

OK how many of you Fuckers signed up to that POS?

I don't know if anyone else is experiencing this but the system seems to be slower than it was before. All responses have a delay now, changing pages, posting, whatever.

Is new 5 year old technoogy slower than old 5 year old technology? :lol:

DT

quote:Originally posted by dal7timgar:

I don't know if anyone else is experiencing this but the system seems to be slower than it was before. All responses have a delay now, changing pages, posting, whatever.

Is new 5 year old technoogy slower than old 5 year old technology? :lol:

DT

Yes, it is MUCH slower. Maybe if donations were possible through check / money order/ cash, he'd receive more money towards buying some newer stuff.

thanks

We're back![/B][/QUOTE]



i am as happy as a little girl. i got on today and totse worked. oh, praise be to alah. lol

t/y i can now get back to my psychotic posting on paranoid delusions!!!

Thanks.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Up at last! Up at last! Up at last!

Good, God, Totse's up at last!!111!!1!111

Life without totse was...different.

JHFTW1!11!

glad you got everything fixed jeff!!!



great job i would give two thumbs up if possible

Thank you, Jeff Hunter, for bringing back my refuge from rednecks and spastics through-out the world.

Can you imagine how many other forums were gathering booze to celebrate this place's downfall? Imagine all the little bastards from rotteneggs.com and whatnot that will loose sleep for a year knowing that their worst nightmare has arisen from the ashes of near annhilation. That's like a big cock in the mouth to so many motherfuckers right now.

I love you.

...I thought Totse was gone for good.

oh thank god



it feels like its been forever



I can't even remember which forums i like

quote:Originally posted by Andreas:

Fin-a-fucking-ly.

I'm glad this is the first thing totse has to say back.

Well you know what? Thank god. I felt so alone. Totse rules.

Yahooooo!!11! Depression cured. Thank you Jeff!

There goes my life again.

quote:Originally posted by shitgoose31337:

There goes my life again.

And the neighborhood.

totse was down for a couple hours/days just now...

w/e thanks Jeff.

Yea , what was the deal with that?

100

The real 100.

102

Brain as big as a planet.

Thanks, Jeff.

Well its looks as if my 1 month life span is over and its back to totse.

"We're back!"

HUZZAH

/takesgunawayfromtemple

quote:Originally posted by wmt9:

OMG we love you jeff thank you soo much i never doubted you for a second !!!!!!!!!!!! thank you i thought i was going insane with out this site you do not know how much this means to me

!!!



http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Thanks for your hard work Jeff. It wasnt in vain cuz we here.

BTW in preperation just in case something similar happens again can u put a link to one of those free forums on the front page. Theres free phpbb forums and u can make one and post the link and we can keep talking.

quote:Originally posted by Andreas:

Fin-a-fucking-ly.

You fucking said it... yay!

quote:Originally posted by Toasted:

You fucking said it... yay!

That makes no sense. Fin = fish body part.

Someone told me you guys werent coming back, I almost commited murder/suicide right then and there, instead I just punched him in the gut and called him a piece of shit

Welcome back, Jeff. It's nice to have &ToTSE back online again!

Thank you Jeff, Happy Time Now!

yay now i can get back in 2 my lurkin rut



[This message has been edited by Rock lee (edited 01-31-2006).]

YAY!!!

I kept checking all the time http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

but sadly I can't surf totse for the time being http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif)

I dropped my laptop and caught it in the air by the screen by accident by natural reaction

Totse's back and I can't go on it....great.

Any idea when the mailing list will be back up?

Feels good ta be back

Jeff giveth and Jeff taketh away.

JeFF hUNtEr

And back down the rabit hole we go...

quote:Originally posted by Metaphysicist:

Any idea when the mailing list will be back up?

I asked Zok this... nobody really knows.

is registartion gonna be open soon?

OMGWTFBBQ

Jeff Hunter is a legally ordained minister.

So, he's Rev. Jeff Hunter to you.

Bitch.

I don't know if the administration is aware about this, but when you're quoting for replay or putting a link to another site on your post, it goes all screwed and doesn't work. I think this is a serius problem. Can you fix it?

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

I don't know if the administration is aware about this, but when you're quoting for replay or putting a link to another site on your post, it goes all screwed and doesn't work. I think this is a serius problem. Can you fix it?

They know about it, all right.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

I don't know if the administration is aware about this, but when you're quoting for replay or putting a link to another site on your post, it goes all screwed and doesn't work. I think this is a serius problem. Can you fix it?

This prevents character strings that are too long, which can force the screen to appear wider. It's intentional.

Use tinyurl.com

yeah i only posted just now but thankyou. For bringing back the smidgeon of my life.

quote:Originally posted by wmt9:

OMG we love you jeff thank you soo much i never doubted you for a second !!!!!!!!!!!! thank you i thought i was going insane with out this site you do not know how much this means to me

!!!

You have no life.

quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

You have no life.



Owned.

quote:Originally posted by KarEEmDaNIggA:



Owned.

NOT RLY

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

*applauds Jeff*

quote:Originally posted by DA:

Oh how I missed all of my friends.

How are you eek? http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif)

Razz and cool? http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/cool.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/cool.gif)

Wink and big? http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Frown and O dawg? http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif)

The gangs all here.

{DA}



YOU have friends?

I would PAY to get an account set up for my girlfriend. When will user registration be back?

quote:Originally posted by malzraa:

I would PAY to get an account set up for my girlfriend. When will user registration be back?

Some twat was selling a TOTSE account on ebay.

Jeff, we salute you!

http://tinyurl.com/8u2hu

NEVER OPEN REGISTRATION!!! You should consider having a email service and have people pay for it. It would cost alot tho, as you would probibly need another server tho. That would be sweet tho. smokeymcpot420@totse.com.... http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

It must suck to have over 30,000 people waiting for you to fix totse. Anyways, thank you very much. Godbless Jeff Hunter

!kcab re'eW

?ffeJ gnorw epyt ym si yhW

quote:Originally posted by Metaphysicist:

Any idea when the mailing list will be back up?

I still have to:

* Reconstruct my mail server setups.

* Install and configure Mailman.

* Fix the Ht://dig search engine.

Probably some other stuff as well. Should be done by the end of next week, assuming I get some time this weekend to work on it.

Submissions are working, Webgasm (page-generator) is working, UBB is working (as well as can be expected), Apache is working MUCH better (I found a long-standing config problem and fixed it).

Yes, I'll be turning registrations on again once the mail server is working. (Sorry elite ones.)

Keep it off :P

Thank You Jeff! http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

^^^

God has spoken.

Don't turn the mail back on, we don't need a ton of idiots.

We have enough of those.

We could really use a mod in Reinvent Yourself, Jeff.

Toothlessjoe and/or I would probably be your best bet.

Im more about weights, strength, proper diet, and supplements.

Joes about diet, martial arts, and how ever you want to catagorize haircare and such.

http://www.totse.com/bin/bbs/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Homerunbrad

http://www.totse.com/bin/bbs/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Toothlessjoe

Were both definietly loyal members too.

Thanks for your time.

Im not sure who you are Homerunbrad but as for ToothlessJoe I think he would make a good moderator in Revivant Yourself. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

Im not sure who you are Homerunbrad but as for ToothlessJoe I think he would make a good moderator in Revivant Yourself. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Well like I said above, Im the guy to come to learn how to get big and strong. My whole life is weight lifting and proper diet.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

I still have to:

* Reconstruct my mail server setups.

* Install and configure Mailman.

* Fix the Ht://dig search engine.

Probably some other stuff as well. Should be done by the end of next week, assuming I get some time this weekend to work on it.

Submissions are working, Webgasm (page-generator) is working, UBB is working (as well as can be expected), Apache is working MUCH better (I found a long-standing config problem and fixed it).

Yes, I'll be turning registrations on again once the mail server is working. (Sorry elite ones.)



Better get started then, don't you think?

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

Well like I said above, Im the guy to come to learn how to get big and strong. My whole life is weight lifting and proper diet.



I still remember that time when you posted that picture of your weiner and it was barely even visible.



You have a small penis.

quote:Originally posted by infamous big j:



I still remember that time when you posted that picture of your weiner and it was barely even visible.



You have a small penis.

That I do, that I do. Oh well though.

How do you remember a guys dick for two years though man? http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

That I do, that I do. Oh well though.

How do you remember a guys dick for two years though man? http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)

I dunno. It just sticks out in my mind because everyone made a big deal about it, and I told myself to remember the name "Homerunbrad" so I could continue to taunt you with it for years to come.

LMAO I remember some fucker would always post it at the end of his post (like a signiture) when image tags were still allowed.

I haven't posted in this thread yet

http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

And so is registration. Awesome. Three new trolls in less than a day.

Close that back down, will ya? http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

And so is registration. Awesome. Three new trolls in less than a day.

Close that back down, will ya? http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

My thoughts exactly as I opened up my lunchtime BLTC thread.

Methinks to meself, "Never seen this kid around here... wtf, I thought we got rid of trolls" *checks profile* "Goddamnit jeff."

Welcome back! Not that I was here before the server crashed though . . .

quote:Originally posted by Pr0ntastic Josh:

http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

Indeed!

Thank God Totse's back! Or actually, thank JEFF! http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Jeff > GOD

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

And so is registration. Awesome. Three new trolls in less than a day.

Close that back down, will ya? http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

BLTC is a fucking mess because of it.

Just look at it... it's fucking rediculous... tons of spam posts...

This needs to stop.

quote:Originally posted by Ziggy_Stardust:

BLTC is a fucking mess because of it.

Just look at it... it's fucking rediculous... tons of spam posts...

This needs to stop.

Registration needs to stay open. If you disagree, you do not know what TOTSE is really about.

Admins, i really think we need an animal forum. I am an avid animal lover, owner, and general enthusiast. Ive been in zoology classes and am generally interested by animals and their interaction with nature and humans. An animal forum would be greatly appreciated, and im sure one of the current mods could help mod it, if you arent interested in having a new mod with their own forum.

If at all possible a response in this thread would be nice at the very least.

Thankyou

~Arete

Hellz yah Jeff!

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

And so is registration. Awesome. Three new trolls in less than a day.

Close that back down, will ya? http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Please allow me to introduce myself - one of the new trolls - cheers to the administration for letting me in.

Also, I would definatly contribute to an 'animals' forum, that would be cool.

Laudatas and Laudanum for Jeff!

Some of the new guys are good

my name is also jeff so jeff's are sexy

have my baby jeff

Pretty sweet, I like that the registration is back on agian, too bad the veterens dont like it to well.

yay were back well done jeff http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

I felt the liquid bulge under my skin like some new-age Santa Claus.

good job gettin the sight back up. I would praise u like god and everything but it looks like you are getting enough of that.

i just found this site plz neva again

LKJASDF

All Hail Totse

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quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

As you probably saw earlier on the front page, the motherboard on totse.com's main server fried and died a few weeks ago. I pulled the old server apart, ordered the parts I needed, waited for the parts to arrive and waited, and waited... It turns out that finding a replacement dual-CPU motherboard with a slot for an Adaptec daughterboard that would fit in the chassis and work with the rest of the 5-year-old technology in the server was more difficult than I expected.

Anyhow, the parts came in and I fixed everything. I upgraded the OS at the same time and that broke a few things -- like e-mail -- so I'm still reconfiguring a few odds and ends to get everything back to where it was.

I'm turning off the new user registration until I get e-mail working again. (You can't get your new user password without e-mail, so there's no reason to allow new users to sign up just yet...)

We're back!

jeff, will you be my friend?

Holy Shit, TOTSE is finally back up!

w007, n0w 1 637 4 (h4n(3 70 7r0||

and I almost forgot to thank Jeff

[This message has been edited by TFMC (edited 03-05-2006).]

plz god totse is all i got plz dont leave agian

We're back. Yea. That is right. But we're back with a lot of stupid, ignorant idoits who are ruining this place for everyone.

Well, the NotT forum is sure cleaned up.

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quote:Originally posted by Hung Like Christ:

Get a life , dude





1451 Your amount of posts...

70 his amount of posts...

Who needs the life?

Whooty Who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (This is a little late)

So is Snoopy really gone?

If so then...

+1

*posts just for the sake of it*

IGNORE MODE!

I know that on other forums exist the possibility to switch on the ignore mode for annoying users.

This way if you switch the user ,that was annoying you with spamming your threads with idioìtic flames on the ignore list, ypu will never see his posts or threads on your display again.

I was wondering if there is a possibility to have the ignore mode even on this forum, this would be a bless for every intelligent totse user.

I suspect there is not, otherwise you would allready implemented this feature. But I'm asking the same becouse I'm still hoping you just missed to swith it on.

emc3 you dumb asshole you would be the number 1 faggot on everybodys ignore list.

bump, this is important information I want people to see this.

Ignore function is retarded, why don't you just turn off the fucking computer and take it back if you can't handle it.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Ignore function is retarded, why don't you just turn off the fucking computer and take it back if you can't handle it.

/ignores DuckWarri0r

quote:Originally posted by :



Holy shit, it works!!

EDiT: This face is needed for this... http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif)_ http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif)



[This message has been edited by Gustave (edited 03-15-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

/ignores DuckWarri0r

Well I was ignoring you before. Uh... damn!

quote:Originally posted by bilb:

bump, this is important information I want people to see this.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

IGNORE MODE!

I know that on other forums exist the possibility to switch on the ignore mode for annoying users.

This way if you switch the user ,that was annoying you with spamming your threads with idioìtic flames on the ignore list, ypu will never see his posts or threads on your display again.

I was wondering if there is a possibility to have the ignore mode even on this forum, this would be a bless for every intelligent totse user.

I suspect there is not, otherwise you would allready implemented this feature. But I'm asking the same becouse I'm still hoping you just missed to swith it on.

If you can't take TOTSE like a man, GTFO.

Hey there...

You could just have called me ;-)

I have more than a thousand diffrent parts for servers and Personal computers.

BUT TO EVERY ONE HERE, TOTSE.COM WILL NEVER DIE....

Yes TOTSE IS BACK! oh wait.. im kinda late

quote:Originally posted by bilb:

bump, this is important information I want people to see this.

fuck me

This is a one topic forum brainiac.

Wheres Wintermute at? What happened?

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

Where he at 4x

There he go 4x

Peanut butter jelly 4x

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,

Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

Now, break it down and freeze 4x

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)

Tic tac toe (let's go)

Tic tac toe (you got it)

Tic tac toe (let's ride)

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style 2x

Where he at 4x

There he go 4x

I am very drawn to Totse.

*Statutory reply in Jeffs thread*

PAGE 5!!!

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

Where he at 4x

There he go 4x

Peanut butter jelly 4x

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,

Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

Now, break it down and freeze 4x

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)

Tic tac toe (let's go)

Tic tac toe (you got it)

Tic tac toe (let's ride)

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style 2x

Where he at 4x

There he go 4x

^^Scientologists crack me up

How about instead of putting spaces between every eight letters in a long string you just let us post full links and let the mods handle someone screwing up a thread every two weeks.

quote:Originally posted by Badfish:

Yes TOTSE IS BACK! oh wait.. im kinda late

Only by almost two months, heh.

props to the clown in the red hat http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

My favourite nipples are pink. Yet not to small.

I haven't been in since i last registered, some 5 years ago. Anyway im glad i did and once again registered.

I haven't been keeping up todate with the temples going's on, i was sort of surprized about the fry, anyway jeff done a goodn and totse.com is upward and onward.

quote:Originally posted by MARKAPPA:

I haven't been in since i last registered, some 5 years ago. Anyway im glad i did and once again registered.

I haven't been keeping up todate with the temples going's on, i was sort of surprized about the fry, anyway jeff done a goodn and totse.com is upward and onward.



Wow, you're 35. You must be one of the "Oldest" guys on here. And you live in NZ, I might be comming to NZ next year.

Still the same old url-chopping Bulliten Board software, though. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)

quote:Originally posted by justanick:

Still the same old url-chopping Bulliten Board software, though. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)If you know how to use UBB Code it won't chop the url's. It's pretty easy actually.

i am so glad you guys opened the registration thing again. i cant say how happy i am to be a part of this site.

+1

[This message has been edited by EmptyBottle (edited 04-17-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by EmptyBottle:

+1

^

-3=-2

why is this thread still here?

quote:Originally posted by apocalypse_now21:

why is this thread still here?

You're such an idiot. To any admins reading this, can we get some new mods for Reinvent Yourself? Arx is never there.

quote:Originally posted by Toothlessjoe:

You're such an idiot. To any admins reading this, can we get some new mods for Reinvent Yourself? Arx is never there.

Can we get some more mods in BB? Like me because i can blow all kinds of mailboxes up and cause anarchy http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif) ahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . hax.

quote:Originally posted by Toothlessjoe:

You're such an idiot. To any admins reading this, can we get some new mods for Reinvent Yourself? Arx is never there.

Page three, Joe. Ive posted here and sent several emails to mods and Zok, but well obviously, nothings changed.

Roll up, roll up! Limited edition hand signed Jeff Hunter merchandise! Get yours NOW!

http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Regards,

~/\/££D~

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

Page three, Joe. Ive posted here and sent several emails to mods and Zok, but well obviously, nothings changed.

God damn. That forum is in such a bad shape.

yay

[This message has been edited by Naterd00d (edited 03-28-2006).]

d

quote:Originally posted by Toothlessjoe:

You're such an idiot. To any admins reading this, can we get some new mods for Reinvent Yourself? Arx is never there.

Wow stop asking to be a moderator in RY, the only reason you want to be one is for Mod-attention and acess to the admin forum and that it's the easiest place to become an Mod right now.

You're a faggot who flame's everyone in SG/HB like one of those dumb trolls except you're more known on totse, and you will just close all the thread's, By the time you get the rotation to Spurious I will have to kill myself. Friendly warning to all the admin's DONT make ToothlessJoe an Mod.

[This message has been edited by robyextreme (edited 03-29-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

Wow stop asking to be a moderator in RY, the only reason you want to be one is for Mod-attention and acess to the admin forum and that it's the easiest place to become an Mod right now.

There is not an admin forum. Thats just a joke, but people like you are gullible as hell.

TOTSE, FTW!!!!!

TOTSE IS THE BEST!!!!

quote:Originally posted by Binary Pirate:

This is wonderful! Finaly totse is back. I was hoping for some software upgrades...but hey at least were back online!

DBDK FO LYFE.

It is upgraded

When totse came back I took the noose of my neck and was ssooo happy

my life was empty but then it was full again

W00T

NEVER EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN TOTSE!!!

Thanks Jeff

I wonder how many people had bad experiances/fucked up livers and other organs/ and not to mention noobs dieng because they just went gung hoe.



THANK YOU JEFF!!! You fat couch tater you! http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

*eats cheese*

didn't know you guys had a little party going on in here.

sup?

Jeff is an overweight vile piece of poop!!!

The entire time totse was down i was locked up http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

quote:Originally posted by blinky101:

Jeff is an overweight vile piece of poop!!!

You copied someone elses name. Noob. blinky04 or something

HOLY TOMATOES TOTSE IS BACK!?

I love cock n' balls.

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[This message has been edited by kwstag (edited 04-02-2006).]

Hey Jeff whats a daughterboard?

quote:Originally posted by blinky101:

Jeff is an overweight vile piece of poop!!!

Shut up

quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

Wow stop asking to be a moderator in RY, the only reason you want to be one is for Mod-attention and acess to the admin forum and that it's the easiest place to become an Mod right now.

You're a faggot who flame's everyone in SG/HB like one of those dumb trolls except you're more known on totse, and you will just close all the thread's, By the time you get the rotation to Spurious I will have to kill myself. Friendly warning to all the admin's DONT make ToothlessJoe an Mod.

Dude, calm down. I never even said I wanted to be a mod there. I'm a little too immature to be a mod to be honest. I just think we could use a few new mods over there.

I usually flame everyone as you put it, because the topics are so dull these days. Those are the only forums I ever flame in. Nice way to judge me as a poster, in the worst two forums here. Thanks buddy.

quote:Originally posted by Toothlessjoe:

Dude, calm down. I never even said I wanted to be a mod there.

quote:Originally posted by Toothlessjoe:

True. I'd gladly mod here.

Hmm, I should be made the mod actually, I'm in here all the time anyway. Anyone listening? http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif).



Uhh?

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

Uhh?

I wasn't being serious http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif). I'd just lock threads all the time. I'm too pedantic. I just wanted to raise awareness that the forum is going to shit, and bump the thread.

I don't know why I thought toothlessjoe was a mod hmmm.

I understand the "free speech" credo but the "racists" here are too much. They ruin the experience for the regular mature folks like myself who come here and don't make waves or act like total jackasses. Please do something about this, and worse many of them are not even old enough to be here. If you don't take action at least censor certain words that really don't have any business on a forum thats not KKK board.

quote:Originally posted by xoctopusx:

I understand the "free speech" credo but the "racists" here are too much. They ruin the experience for the regular mature folks like myself who come here and don't make waves or act like total jackasses. Please do something about this, and worse many of them are not even old enough to be here. If you don't take action at least censor certain words that really don't have any business on a forum thats not KKK board. Go whine somewhere else. If you don't like the way things are here, then leave. If you want to be here then you'll have to deal with the immature little kids who think they're cool or something. Nothing here is censored, nor will be. It's the way real life is. There aren't any "mods" in real life to stop people from being racist or stupid, get used to it.

quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:

Go whine somewhere else. If you don't like the way things are here, then leave. If you want to be here then you'll have to deal with the immature little kids who think they're cool or something. Nothing here is censored, nor will be. It's the way real life is. There aren't any "mods" in real life to stop people from being racist or stupid, get used to it.

+1, son.

Jeff, I need your help. I'm about to get banned and it's going to bad for us..please come read the "Official Home Growing Thread"

help me Obi-Wan...

oh, sorry.

thread is here: http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum5/HTML/224096.html

and if you see this post, then ignore the email i sent to the "enigma" address marked "Jeff, We need your help in the "Home Growing Thread"."

thank you

Jeff, I love you so much I want to have hot steamy sex with you in my hotub. If you want to contact me please email me at:

michihilden@hotmail.com

I would be glad to have butt secks with you.



http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)~/\/££D~ http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Hello

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