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Jeff Hunter
2006-04-23, 07:05
THAT'S when you should start worrying, because I'm probably planning SOMETHING.

and

it might be

SOMETHING

that you will love.

TWINTURBOSkyline
2006-04-23, 07:40
Oooh, we like surprises... http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

[This message has been edited by TWINTURBOSkyline (edited 04-23-2006).]

VivaLaAmsterdam
2006-04-23, 07:43
gasp

im excited

Burn it up
2006-04-23, 13:07
You are maybe updating the bulletin version?

EDIT:

I'm not sure if this would be a good idea... I like the plain and simple aspect (yet original and with personality) which caracterizes TOTSE amongst all other forums in the net. If you upgrade try to remain loyal to the actual aspect and fuctions. i'm not sure if people would like to have avatars, signatures and all that stuff.

[This message has been edited by Burn it up (edited 04-23-2006).]

chrome
2006-04-23, 13:23
w00t!

Vod
2006-04-23, 14:34
Now, I'm really excited.

New Star In The Sky
2006-04-23, 15:16
Conforming to todays social standards, EH?

moby_dick
2006-04-23, 16:18
quote:Originally posted by New Star In The Sky:

Conforming to todays social standards, EH?

As long as it's my social standards I don't really care.

Sir_JuGgLO
2006-04-23, 16:26
Bring back RTBA please.

Zig Zag
2006-04-23, 16:28
sweeeeetnesssss

GTA
2006-04-23, 16:30
Awesome

Discordia
2006-04-23, 16:31
Brilliant, its good to hear from you too, sometimes I forget you're actually a person and not like, the internet. I just hope you're not doing away with UBB, that is one of totses unique features everyone loves/hates.



[This message has been edited by Discordia (edited 04-23-2006).]

better than you
2006-04-23, 16:35
OMGZ0rz!!@12111



...I am a bit scared to say the least...

angryanalrobot
2006-04-23, 16:40
OMG!!1! What could it be?

r3vVy
2006-04-23, 16:44
He's bluffing....

californication123
2006-04-23, 16:49
i dont think it really matters what it is becuase i like this site right how it is

Xontar
2006-04-23, 16:50
Bring back the dial-in BBS!

Bates23
2006-04-23, 16:51
I smell shenanagins....

Mr.Happy
2006-04-23, 16:51
He's just drunk, ignore him.

rabbhimself
2006-04-23, 16:52
Hmmm, in logic from the words of Jeff Hunter, I'm guessing it's computer related.

But I'm unsure if it's hardware of software...only time will tell, my gamble is the admin's and possibly the mods know what it is.

And Jeff, I can't ask anyone better than you, will you please sort out the modding situation in IFIOTW, there are only two active mods out of the four.

Thanks in advance.

- Rabb

spaawn7
2006-04-23, 16:53
quote:Originally posted by VivaLaAmsterdam:

gasp

im excited

Q3
2006-04-23, 16:53
Oooh! Are you making me an administrator?!

Toothlessjoe
2006-04-23, 16:55
We never hear from you http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif).

Seriously though, if you were to update the BBS software, do you think you'd be able to style it similar to how the site is now? I think a lot of people hold this simple look close to their hearts. It's been here God knows how long.

On a idea note, do you think we could get a set of "Jeff Hunter" facts circulating, like the Chuck Norris ones? http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif).

[This message has been edited by Toothlessjoe (edited 04-23-2006).]

eprime
2006-04-23, 16:58
I love it how jeff just swoops in makes a post and then leaves like nothing ever happend. And then all these people talk to him like they're gunna get a responce.

Tamerlane
2006-04-23, 16:59
So this means we're going to have a giant Gruppsechs?!

[This message has been edited by Tamerlane (edited 04-23-2006).]

CBUM
2006-04-23, 17:01
jeff hunter, whens your birthday? i want to msrk it on my calendar as a national holiday

TheCardboardbox
2006-04-23, 17:01
Yesh this nigga is gunna upgrade totse.

Tamerlane
2006-04-23, 17:02
quote:Originally posted by CBUM:

jeff hunter, whens your birthday? i want to msrk it on my calendar as a national holiday

And I want you to get a fucking tutor in English.

moby_dick
2006-04-23, 17:03
You are one to torture us with suspense, aren't you Jeff?

Toothlessjoe
2006-04-23, 17:03
quote:Originally posted by eprime:

I love it how jeff just swoops in makes a post and then leaves like nothing ever happend. And then all these people talk to him like they're gunna get a responce.

I like how you think anybody cares.

SHELLI
2006-04-23, 17:03
ok, now what?

Q3
2006-04-23, 17:09
I guess he's not making me an Administrator http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)

Tamerlane
2006-04-23, 17:10
quote:Originally posted by SHELLI:

ok, now what?

Go throw yourself off of a cliff, you fucking fatass.

PossesedSmurf
2006-04-23, 17:13
Upgrade!

Clyro
2006-04-23, 17:15
ToothlessJoe just lost 24% of his cool cards with his brown-nosing...

blinky101
2006-04-23, 17:23
Jeff What did you plan? Are you going to give us money based on our post count? Lie 2000 posts = $2000 or 2000 pounds.

DA
2006-04-23, 17:31
Either:

1) He's making it so our avatars can go past level 65.

2)Upgrade

3)He bought a new dishwasher and is moderatly excited to tell us so.

I'm thinking 3.

{DA}

Jojoman
2006-04-23, 17:33
I think he is going to start a death cult.

He's recruiting retards from SG.

reject
2006-04-23, 17:39
Dammit i'm going to be on TOTSE 24/7 now until I know what this is. It sounds like it's going to be something good that will make lots and lots of happy TOTSEans.

d0nnar
2006-04-23, 17:42
Ooh.

I've shat myself.

eprime
2006-04-23, 17:44
quote:Originally posted by Toothlessjoe:

I like how you think anybody cares.

well seriously why would you try to talk to him , if you have seen any thread he's ever made he just makes the thread and says nothing. I have never once seen him respond to a question or comment in a thread.

spoonhead
2006-04-23, 17:50
no your not you lier

Cosmonaut3030
2006-04-23, 17:54
Do you reckon he has a second account that he actually uses to post stuff?

EDIT: He's only got 3 recorded posts (here (http ://www.tot se.com/bin /bbs/searc h.cgi?acti on=simples earch&Sear chIn=&Foru mChoice=ALL&SearchTe rms=&Boole anAND=&Sea rchDate=&S earchUser= Jeff+Hunte r&ExactNam e=yes&File =temp-2453849-175428-vv6t.cgi&Total=3&StartAt=A:000010) so I assume he must use a second account of sorts. I mean, if you had such a huge forum, wouldn't you post occasionally?

[This message has been edited by Cosmonaut3030 (edited 04-23-2006).]

freestylez rappa
2006-04-23, 18:40
1). I think it's very likely he has a second account he uses.

2). I wouldn't get your hopes up about a major upgrade.

Amazing
2006-04-23, 18:46
quote:Originally posted by freestylez rappa:

1). I think it's very likely he has a second account he uses.

murdergasm
2006-04-23, 18:47
i cant wait http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

blinky101
2006-04-23, 18:47
I'll go with the cult thing. Hes going to get us all to drink punch.

livet0die
2006-04-23, 18:51
ok sounds cool

d0nnar
2006-04-23, 18:57
I was to understand there'd be punch and pie?

THEatomicpunk
2006-04-23, 19:01
He's clearly preparing to post nekkid pix....

Tr1p
2006-04-23, 19:01
Youre gonna make my face the totse symbol arent you?

I know it, it's about time for a change. Hell, You should make a billboard with me sponsoring totse.

Thatd get viewers, and girls.

potentgirt
2006-04-23, 19:03
I'm excited

blinky101
2006-04-23, 19:16
Your making a totse movie and brad pitts going to play me. And Oprahs gonna play toothless joe.

THEatomicpunk
2006-04-23, 19:26
quote:Originally posted by blinky101:

Your making a totse movie and brad pitts going to play me. And Oprahs gonna play toothless joe.

And Fallout Boy's community penis is going to play Tr1p.

Pirate Hippie
2006-04-23, 19:29
Hm. Depending on if the suprise is good, I might make a return. You know you all miss me =)

I'll be watching >=D

New Star In The Sky
2006-04-23, 19:42
quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

Hm. Depending on if the suprise is good, I might make a return. You know you all miss me =)

I'll be watching >=D

Haha so you're still looking at the forums every night dying to post and give your shitty opinion, yet you feel you have to maintain your oath of leaving totse. How the hell have you ever left if you're reading it all the time?

Pirate Hippie
2006-04-23, 19:47
quote:Originally posted by New Star In The Sky:

Haha so you're still looking at the forums every night dying to post and give your shitty opinion, yet you feel you have to maintain your oath of leaving totse. How the hell have you ever left if you're reading it all the time?

Haha I knew I would get a response like this. I was sent a linkey to this page.

WorldFamous
2006-04-23, 20:53
Jeff, you tease.

RevolutionNov7th
2006-04-23, 21:13
Maybe my dream of Half Baked as a Special Autonomous Republic will come true...

CannabisCastle Reloaded
2006-04-23, 21:13
quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

Haha I knew I would get a response like this. I was sent a linkey to this page.

PirateHippie please have my baby

riddla on the roof
2006-04-23, 21:16
He said "I'm probably planning something" so he probably wont do anything, maybe he just wants to get everyones hopes up.

The Mad Bomber
2006-04-23, 21:22
http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

spazz
2006-04-23, 21:27
just keep it quick to load (i have dialup i get 3k if i am lucky)

reject
2006-04-23, 21:29
Paranoid Delusions

d0nnar
2006-04-23, 21:59
quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

THAT'S when you should start worrying, because I'm probably planning SOMETHING.

and

it might be

SOMETHING

that you will love.

Come to think of it, that's just what the man said when I got in his van.

Daddy?

Pirate Hippie
2006-04-23, 22:17
quote:Originally posted by CannabisCastle Reloaded:

PirateHippie please have my baby

I already am!! Her name will be Gweldonlyn Farefax, after my sisters car, the first thing I looked outside at.

Gustave
2006-04-23, 22:56
quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

THAT'S when you should start worrying, because I'm probably planning SOMETHING.

and

it might be

SOMETHING

that you will love.

*Wide eyed*

I have 100$ for you if you upgrade the forum. And if you live in the bay area, I'll delieve it personally. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Get back to me, ok? http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

CannabisCastle Reloaded
2006-04-23, 23:03
quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

I already am!! Her name will be Gweldonlyn Farefax, after my sisters car, the first thing I looked outside at.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/240061.html

dark_one
2006-04-23, 23:42
I'm posting in a Jeff Hunter thread!!!

Ooooh I'm so excited. Maybe he's going to close registration again for us

TheAlmightyVineMan
2006-04-24, 02:23
Cool, knowing Jeff its either something monumental or very insignificant.

Trooper555
2006-04-24, 02:27
hes gonna post his buttplug..

oops

girlfiend

J-15
2006-04-24, 02:31
Maybe he'ill make the site into interactive cyber porn. Ain't I perverted.

HELP ME
2006-04-24, 02:36
Maybe hell ban regs, or help me get my old account back, or make a members area?

DA
2006-04-24, 02:38
Oh yeah Jeff, if you're reading this, pleeeeaaaasssseee can we have an animal forum?

{DA}

The Dangerous Camel
2006-04-24, 02:42
Cool, cool. I'm looking foward to whatever you've got in store.

kAtE-
2006-04-24, 02:46
Forum upgrade?

Better designed totse? *cringes at the greeny-blue*

kAtE-
2006-04-24, 02:47
quote:Originally posted by DA:

Oh yeah Jeff, if you're reading this, pleeeeaaaasssseee can we have an animal forum?

{DA}



Good boy.

Please? *Bats eyelashes*

Trousersnake
2006-04-24, 02:48
Mr Hunter sure knows how to work his audience.

woopsueypigs77
2006-04-24, 02:53
Pink Background pink background pink background

/prays

Limecat
2006-04-24, 03:12
Some candy, some gummie bears, and maybe some soda?

doornob_lightbulb
2006-04-24, 03:12
Maybe Jeff is going to admit that hes God and only totsians are allowed in heaven.

Run_For_Tha_Hills
2006-04-24, 03:22
you hear that? he loves me! he really loves me!

Zig Zag
2006-04-24, 03:23
Woot! going to heaven!!!

DEADBEATDAD
2006-04-24, 03:35
quote:Originally posted by Bates23:

I smell shenanagins....

NuclearWinter
2006-04-24, 03:36
Ya gonna hand us all over to the feds?

13579
2006-04-24, 03:51
quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

THAT'S when you should start worrying, because I'm probably planning SOMETHING.

and

it might be

SOMETHING

that you will love.



thank god. I started to think you died or something.



welcom back....boss.

tatari gami
2006-04-24, 04:04
quote:Originally posted by chrome:

w00t!

Lux_aeterno
2006-04-24, 04:21
Hey hey I'll be patiently waiting for ya...



It would be nicer if we had more mods though.. and a pet forum.

XiPPiLLi
2006-04-24, 04:42
Jeff.

I have $110 that belongs to you.

zebra head
2006-04-24, 05:04
quote:Originally posted by Discordia:

Brilliant, its good to hear from you too, sometimes I forget you're actually a person and not like, the internet. I just hope you're not doing away with UBB, that is one of totses unique features everyone loves/hates.

Plz z0mg u cnt hve us zarrested!!!!!!!111!11111

tingtonger
2006-04-24, 05:22
http://tinyurl.com/gn4hm

Hopefully we're just reverting back to the old layout. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

eclipsed88
2006-04-24, 05:28
Profile for Jeff Hunter:

Date Registered: 03-31-2000

Status: Administrator

Total Posts: 10217

Current Email: Not available.

Homepage: http://www.totse.com

Occupation: Parasite

Location: Nirvana

Interests: Lint

ICQ Number:



n00b.

13579
2006-04-24, 05:39
quote:Originally posted by eclipsed88:

Profile for Jeff Hunter:

Date Registered: 03-31-2000

Status: Administrator

Total Posts: 10217

Current Email: Not available.

Homepage: http://www.totse.com

Occupation: Parasite

Location: Nirvana

Interests: Lint

ICQ Number:



n00b.

go fuck your self. He is the reason why your here.



Community

Profile for eclipsed88

Search: All posts by this registered user.

Date Registered: 05-19-2005

Status: Regular

Total Posts: 674

Current Email: Not available.

Homepage: http

Occupation:

Location:

Interests:

ICQ Number:

and go speak for your self :P

ruckus101
2006-04-24, 05:42
I hope it is something good. Go for it.

Streetvision
2006-04-24, 05:47
quote:Originally posted by Toothlessjoe:



Seriously though, if you were to update the BBS software, do you think you'd be able to style it similar to how the site is now? I think a lot of people hold this simple look close to their hearts. It's been here God knows how long.



<3 totse how it is.

pianoSpleen
2006-04-24, 06:19
HA. You say I'm a retard when I think Totse could do with an upgrade, then worship Jeff when he comes up with an idea that may or may not be it.

Strakh will be the best forum software ever...

DonMuttoni
2006-04-24, 11:13
I SEE IT NOW! TOTSE WILL RISE! WE SHALL RULE ONCE MORE! THE AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT BE UPON US! LETS GOATSE AND TUBGIRL MISLINKS ROAM! FOR OUR REICH SHALL LAST A MILLION YEARS!

AngryFemme
2006-04-24, 11:40
quote:Originally posted by WorldFamous:

Jeff, you tease.

Took the words right off the tip of my fingers, he did...

Aseren
2006-04-24, 12:18
Jeff, if you're reading this, I got $9358,58 that belongs to you..

Kimness
2006-04-24, 12:31
:O! I'm excited! *Wonders what wonderful thing it could be*

And I second (Third? Fourth?) the motion of an Animal Forum.

GFY
2006-04-24, 13:07
In before the:

[x] Lock

[x] Flames

[ ] Ban

[ ] Nazi take over

[x] Other (Tsunoobie)



Other than that, it will be good to see a change.

Unless it's that you got a new dishwasher. If you did get a new dishwasher, pics?

Edit: Third page.

[This message has been edited by GFY (edited 04-24-2006).]

Tamerlane
2006-04-24, 14:02
quote:Originally posted by CannabisCastle Reloaded:

PirateHippie please have my baby

Didn't you commit suicide like 3 weeks ago?

Der Commissar
2006-04-24, 14:19
I have no Idea what it will be, some sort of a ranking system, based on the quality of our posts would be cool. But I'm conservative, and like totse the wat it is.

nigger nigger

moby_dick
2006-04-24, 15:50
quote:Originally posted by Der Commissar:

I have no Idea what it will be, some sort of a ranking system, based on the quality of our posts would be cool. But I'm conservative, and like totse the wat it is.

nigger nigger

How the fuck can you measure the quality of our posts? Isn't quality subjective? What, would you give every single post on the forum a mark out of 10? Idiot.

phylet
2006-04-24, 16:53
holy shit my internet penis is fucking HUGE right now.

HELP ME
2006-04-24, 16:59
An animal forum would be very nice

EDIT: already said

[This message has been edited by HELP ME (edited 04-24-2006).]

StreetThug
2006-04-24, 17:15
quote:Originally posted by Tr1p:

Youre gonna make my face the totse symbol arent you?

I know it, it's about time for a change. Hell, You should make a billboard with me sponsoring totse.

Thatd get viewers, and girls.

yeah right hahah

lol hopefully PM'S

Euromerican
2006-04-24, 17:22
quote:Originally posted by Tr1p:

Youre gonna make my face the totse symbol arent you?

I know it, it's about time for a change. Hell, You should make a billboard with me sponsoring totse.

Thatd get viewers, and girls.



ok seriously......STFU.

d0nnar
2006-04-24, 18:20
Stop with the beastiality requests you preverts.

New Star In The Sky
2006-04-24, 18:35
It's spelt Bestiality, I have no idea why though.

im_bigger_then_god_see
2006-04-24, 19:14
jeff hunter your a god

THEatomicpunk
2006-04-24, 19:26
I really hope it's an unmoderated forum....

*slowly unzips Jeff's pants with innocent-beg face working its magic*

Tokolosh
2006-04-24, 19:46
I feel sorry for Jeff.

MR END
2006-04-24, 23:00
<crimminiees, not those friggin avatards>

I don't really have anything to add; I'm just posting here to be cool like everybody else.

<hopes for the old retina burning blue and yellow theme>

ytter_man
2006-04-24, 23:36
just wait until nothing happens.

or we all lose our accounts when new bbs software comes?

Vod
2006-04-25, 00:33
quote:Originally posted by Tr1p:

Youre gonna make my face the totse symbol arent you?

I know it, it's about time for a change. Hell, You should make a billboard with me sponsoring totse.

Thatd get viewers, and girls.

A emo as a symbol? God, that would be the end of &totse as we know it!

Kadafi
2006-04-25, 00:45
quote:Originally posted by Vod:

&totse

Quit trying to act like you've been here since the days when it actually had the "&" part, you're not fooling anyone.

Zig Zag
2006-04-25, 01:57
AHHHHH SO WHAT IS IT!???????????????

HELP ME
2006-04-25, 02:18
Is it updating right now? Because totse is slowwwwww....wwwww

Myke
2006-04-25, 06:58
400th post in the forum. I feel so c00l.

Edit: I can't count for sh*t

[This message has been edited by Myke (edited 04-25-2006).]

gam3r_with_revenge
2006-04-25, 15:49
Have fun just dont fuck up totse

GloriousG
2006-04-25, 18:28
Oh

My

God

Becky look at her butt!

Gorloche
2006-04-25, 19:01
I am intrigued and I totally trust your judgment. Let it come, let it come!

m a r s h m a l l o w
2006-04-25, 20:05
I heard you were gonna get tr1p a nosejob and make us all admins.

PenisCancer
2006-04-26, 00:54
JEFF... JEFF... LIKE OMG PICS?

Preston
2006-04-26, 01:09
quote:Originally posted by PenisCancer:

JEFF... JEFF... LIKE OMG PICS?

...n00b!

Captain Kaboom
2006-04-26, 03:13
Mr. Hunter,

Thank you for taking the time to post your mysterious plot here. I look forward to, and welcome, any good things for the temple.

would I be able to interest you in becoming a sponsor for the "Operation Steve Conquers France" campaign? If you are interested, please send me an email. I could use an influential figure such as yourself to take care of the Versailles area with the other 36K + members here.

Nagasaki911
2006-04-26, 03:35
have my children jeff

ps: i think the way you type in perfect grammer is really sexy



http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

[This message has been edited by Nagasaki911 (edited 04-26-2006).]

PirateJoe
2006-04-26, 03:48
quote:The Book of Jeff:

THAT'S when you should start worrying, because I'm probably planning SOMETHING.

and

it might be

SOMETHING

that you will love.

Amen

goldenchurchhill
2006-04-26, 07:59
word to this.

Cosmonaut3030
2006-04-26, 13:33
quote:Originally posted by Nagasaki911:

have my children jeff

ps: i think the way you type in perfect grammer is really sexy



http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)



Me too. Let's masturbate furiously.

reject
2006-04-26, 16:02
Maybe he's realised that everyone has been bitching about that slappin da salami story on the front page and he's going to change it, and this time round he just felt he had to let us know because he hasnt posted in a looooooong time.

Alutrius Xavier
2006-04-27, 01:27
*excitement*

13579
2006-04-27, 06:06
quote:Originally posted by im_bigger_then_god_see:

jeff hunter your a god

I think if you say that he might take offense to your name http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)

Vicky-lala
2006-04-27, 23:23
It'll just be a forum upgrade.

I wonder if he will change the background...

I'll take a couple of screenies anyways so I can compare if he does change anyways.

kwstag
2006-04-27, 23:34
OMG YES!!!111!

kwstag
2006-04-27, 23:36
Ew. No old layout! Fuck that.

Junkie-Wino-Creep
2006-04-28, 04:21
Ohh, should be cool.

WTG! Jeff.

Faithless
2006-04-28, 09:32
It'd be good to have the admin/mod mail back up.

In your own time of course.

kAtE-
2006-04-28, 12:14
quote:Originally posted by Faithless:

It'd be good to have the admin/mod mail back up.

In your own time of course.

Agreed

We do have something on IRC, if you didn't know Faithless.. Come into #totse, and ask a mod and they'll point you where to go.

angustheotherwhitemeat
2006-04-28, 14:54
There are 420 posts in this forum.

Cool.

New Star In The Sky
2006-04-28, 22:08
421

White Blue Mushrooms
2006-04-28, 23:12
I wetted my pants.

creamed them.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

13579
2006-04-29, 02:46
Well Jeff? not to poke and prod but...

Lundmark
2006-04-29, 03:36
Suprise me by removing the clear fields button. What the fuck is so important about that thing. I never ever heard anyone say "Damn, it would sure be convenient to delete half an hour of typing at once!"

13579
2006-04-29, 04:26
quote:Originally posted by Lundmark:

Suprise me by removing the clear fields button. What the fuck is so important about that thing. I never ever heard anyone say "Damn, it would sure be convenient to delete half an hour of typing at once!"

yea, i accidently did that..MULTIPAL times. then I just went fuck it and didn't post http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)

nipplecakes
2006-04-29, 05:11
www.totse.com (http://www.totse.com)

nipplecakes
2006-04-29, 05:13
Amen

masteroftheobvious
2006-04-29, 05:28
quote:Originally posted by THEatomicpunk:

He's clearly preparing to post nekkid pix....



Oh man, have I bee waiting for THIS!!!11one!one!1

MomentaryLapseOfReason
2006-04-29, 06:32
Just thought I'd mention this-

The forum clock is running progressively faster. It started a few eeks ago being 1 or 2 minutes fast, now it's at 7 minutes fast. This is getting serious.

Chaos Deathcult
2006-04-29, 08:11
I just got off the phone with Jeff.

Clyro
2006-04-29, 16:04
quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Just thought I'd mention this-

The forum clock is running progressively faster. It started a few eeks ago being 1 or 2 minutes fast, now it's at 7 minutes fast. This is getting serious.

The world's spinning faster, we need to phone superman to slow it down...

Zig Zag
2006-04-29, 16:28
WHATTTTTTTTTTTT ISSSSSSSSSSSS ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????

Aft3r ImaGe
2006-04-29, 16:59
Jeff is going to use us and the sources on this site to build a totse utopia/stoner paradise/DIY community/intellectual discussion group/balistic enthusist club/fring tin foil hat club/money making scam cordinator groups to fund the project/conquer the earth.

This is obvious.

Or he might be improving on the site which is always appreciated, even though it already kicks ass.

ytter_man
2006-04-29, 18:25
quote:

/fring tin foil hat club/

count me in.

eclipsed88
2006-04-30, 02:25
quote:Originally posted by 13579:

go fuck your self. He is the reason why your here.



Community

Profile for eclipsed88

Search: All posts by this registered user.

Date Registered: 05-19-2005

Status: Regular

Total Posts: 674

Current Email: Not available.

Homepage: http

Occupation:

Location:

Interests:

ICQ Number:

and go speak for your self :P



*Finishes fucking of myself*

you take things way to fucking seriously.

it was obviously a joke.

Naterd00d
2006-04-30, 03:44
if he pulls normal invision/ubb shit out of his ass i will be very dissapointed

if there was a shoutbox, nice, but watch out for abuse

are you shooting wintermute?

13579
2006-04-30, 06:02
quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Just thought I'd mention this-

The forum clock is running progressively faster. It started a few eeks ago being 1 or 2 minutes fast, now it's at 7 minutes fast. This is getting serious.

i never use it because i can't figure out how to set it to my time.

13579
2006-04-30, 06:07
quote:Originally posted by eclipsed88:

*Finishes fucking of myself*

you take things way to fucking seriously.

it was obviously a joke.



joke....wtf....DOES NOT COMPUTE! *bursts into flames*

moby_dick
2006-04-30, 12:12
quote:Originally posted by eclipsed88:

*Finishes fucking of myself*

you take things way to fucking seriously.

it was obviously a joke.



So is your grammar. Finishes fucking of myself. Honestly.

War_Lord
2006-05-01, 01:15
Wheres Jeff...Please jeff hurry up and tell us.

Vod
2006-05-01, 01:17
I bet he was stoned/drunk when he made this topic.

stefan
2006-05-01, 10:24
The anticipation is killing me. Then again, thats probably the point.

Fallen Angust
2006-05-01, 14:19
quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

THAT'S when you should start worrying, because I'm probably planning SOMETHING.

and

it might be

SOMETHING

that you will love.

Post counts next to/ underneath our name, ow better yet, subscriber features.

That would be alright.

SuperMoneyBoxers
2006-05-01, 14:52
yes but he's planning something, that wouldn't be something he'd have to plan it's just a few clicks away.

scorpio2121
2006-05-01, 15:33
AWESOME.

bringitonhome
2006-05-01, 15:43
quote:Originally posted by Fallen Angust:

Post counts next to/ underneath our name, ow better yet, subscriber features.

That would be alright.



And encourage mountains of spammers, who get their rocks off by seeing their post counts rise every minute or two?

Streetvision
2006-05-01, 16:05
quote:Originally posted by stefan:

The anticipation is killing me. Then again, thats probably the point.

Atticus_Ellis
2006-05-02, 11:57
And just when is this going to happen?

RevolutionNov7th
2006-05-02, 16:04
When Jeff sees fit, and not before. Keep your fucking mouth shut soldier!

War_Lord
2006-05-02, 21:36
Whats taking so long?

Komet
2006-05-03, 04:39
Jeff Hunter decided to create the official TOTSE militia he used to ban for the speaking of.

"We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.

Burn motherfucker. Burn."

albinoblacksheep
2006-05-03, 14:43
Sometimes there's a lot of hostility on this page. i kinda like it.

Gustave
2006-05-03, 18:59
Jeff,

I'm sure you check up on this, but if you don't, you suck. Anyways though, I have 100$ with your name on it, if you go ahead and upgrade the fora's software (I'm talking new and totally sexy, here, babe).

Of course, for all the trouble I've caused, I'd most likely just give you the big one anyways... But you'd have to let me drop it off in person. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Mars
2006-05-03, 21:46
quote:Originally posted by moby_dick:

So is your grammar. Finishes fucking of myself. Honestly.

Bad grammar? BLASPHEMY!!!

Though, if he had called it 'the fucking of myself', it might have been ROFL.

TrueAssassin
2006-05-04, 01:58
Love and Peace guys, Love and Peace.

We're all brothers here.

fozza
2006-05-04, 12:30
quote:Originally posted by TrueAssassin:

We're all brothers here.

Except for you, now get out.

RevolutionNov7th
2006-05-04, 19:21
I like the way Jeff's threads just go on and on...

dugR
2006-05-04, 22:29
jeff hi. i forgot that you owned this site. you should actually post in the forums, that would be cool.

Emoness
2006-05-06, 10:00
Sorry mate, but nobody EVER hears from you.

*starts worrying*

-EMO http://www.totse.com/bbs/cool.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/cool.gif)

umop 3pisdn
2006-05-06, 20:59
k.

aliciadewa
2006-05-06, 21:08
anybody smokin shit?

xian
2006-05-06, 21:40
/me explodes.

KooperParakarry
2006-05-06, 21:45
*erection*

needmoney
2006-05-07, 16:33
Blue Orb found.

[This message has been edited by needmoney (edited 05-07-2006).]

moby_dick
2006-05-07, 19:29
quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

THAT'S when you should start worrying, because I'm probably planning SOMETHING.

and

it might be

SOMETHING

that you will love.

Imagine if he just didn't do anything, and never mentioned it again. That'd be funny.

Kati
2006-05-08, 01:01
Okay... so since you're not going to tell us what it is (plus we'll find out when it does happen) how about an estimate of when we can expect it? That might be nice.

Gustave
2006-05-08, 05:50
quote:Originally posted by Kati:

Okay... so since you're not going to tell us what it is (plus we'll find out when it does happen) how about an estimate of when we can expect it? That might be nice.

Stupid, it's already happening... Can't you tell?

Come on you kids, it's obvious. :\

xoctopusx
2006-05-08, 06:04
quote:Originally posted by Vod:

I bet he was stoned/drunk when he made this topic.

funny because I'm stoned and drunk reading this topic. Go figure?

S510
2006-05-08, 11:00

Brian OBlivion
2006-05-08, 11:08
Thanks for the site!

RustyBurrito55
2006-05-08, 18:51
I NEED CLOSURE

potentgirt
2006-05-08, 23:24
quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Stupid, it's already happening... Can't you tell?

Come on you kids, it's obvious. :\

AAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhh

Gustave
2006-05-09, 01:28
The Fatality Proposal:

New fora software is installed. The moderator cap is raised from four to x=x+1. Half Baked, Spurts, and Bitch and Moan are all combined into a super forum. This forum is the melting point of totse.

All moderators of every forum are given power over this super forum. For example, Jim and John and moderators of the Pants forum. They, though, are also added as moderators of the General forum. This would mean that there would be no need to rotate moderators, there would, most likely, always be a moderator in the forum, and we could start moving topics that belong in other places to the right place.

Of course, though, this would be assuming that we had new software on the way... http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

reject
2006-05-09, 10:43
Gustave, are you just guessing that or have you been in contact with one of the admins?

money
2006-05-09, 12:42
i forgot my passwords

zebra head
2006-05-09, 14:41
Shit guys, I just haxxed into t3h totse servers, and jeff is totally stock piling t3h pr0n for us!

VegetaRobGT
2006-05-10, 08:52
I've heard of him- never actually seen him post before until now. Wonder what is going on?

13579
2006-05-11, 03:49
well>?



not to be pry-ee and pickey, but....



where/when/how?

stefan
2006-05-11, 19:58
I've stoped caring...

needmoney
2006-05-11, 20:10
Hehe. I forgot this thread existed. It's just like Jeff posts a thread then dissapears like nothings happened. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

RevolutionNov7th
2006-05-11, 21:31
Let's get this to 7 pages and beat the "We're back!" thread.

dmcmorris
2006-05-12, 13:49
This isn't the kind of post I expected to see in "Nudes of the Temple"...

quote:Profile for Jeff Hunter



Date Registered: 03-31-2000

Status: Administrator

Total Posts: 10217

Current Email: Not available.

Homepage: http://www.totse.com

Occupation: Parasite

Location: Nirvana

Interests: Lint

ICQ Number:



Who's seen these 10,217 posts?

[This message has been edited by dmcmorris (edited 05-12-2006).]

RevolutionNov7th
2006-05-12, 16:57
I didn't know Jeff was interested in lint. Maybe we should all scrape some from our pockets and leave it by our keyboards as offerings.

PirateJoe
2006-05-12, 17:37
wow, that Jeff Hunter cat has a really cool website. y'all should check it out!

AeroDynamic
2006-05-12, 20:54
http://tinyurl.com/n4jtf

Kamisama
2006-05-12, 22:41
Update the forum system, but with one exception:

Create a messaging system in which people can decide who they want to message them; in other words, every person starts with no one on his or her list and then he or she can add individuals by premise.

Ibanez Ex Series
2006-05-13, 03:21
this thread is useless without pics

ALL HAIL JEFF HUNTER!

Star Wars Fan
2006-05-13, 16:51
Upgrade the BBS software NOW!!!!!

Also, split "Paranoid Delusions" into 2 forums please.

Akdor 1154
2006-05-14, 03:28
Fora is not an English word in the same way that plateaux is not an English word.

Forums, however, is a word.

We speak in English, not Latin here.

Thankyou.

needmoney
2006-05-14, 22:53
So what's happening? I'm bored with waiting.

PirateJoe
2006-05-15, 00:17
quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

So what's happening? I'm bored with waiting.

kenshin_kid
2006-05-15, 00:20
Jeff's post are unknown as to there whereabouts. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)

Do_Me22
2006-05-15, 02:16
quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

So what's happening? I'm bored with waiting.

moby_dick
2006-05-15, 15:00
quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

So what's happening? I'm bored with waiting.

/\/eedmoney. Shut up. He's obviously working on it. Have a little patience/gratitude/respect.

Gustave
2006-05-17, 10:08
quote:Originally posted by Akdor 1154:

Fora is not an English word in the same way that plateaux is not an English word.

Forums, however, is a word.

We speak in English, not Latin here.

Thankyou.

Μιλήστε για σας, κατσίκι. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

plank00000
2006-05-17, 13:16
quote:Originally posted by Amazing:

1)Jeff will have a different UN he uses to post on totse forum



yeah it is tr1p

jk

[This message has been edited by plank00000 (edited 05-17-2006).]

S510
2006-05-17, 17:04
JEFF FTW!!

totse4life
2006-05-18, 01:17
ooh im waiting http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

1013
2006-05-18, 01:34
quote:Originally posted by moby_dick:

As long as it's my social standards I don't really care.



Oh my !!!!!!!

reject
2006-05-18, 11:33
He announced it too early and now no one gives a shit.

Lacedwithdelight
2006-05-18, 12:10
quote:Originally posted by AeroDynamic:

http://tinyurl.com/n4jtf

http://tinyurl.com/qltag

Lol

Esperantist
2006-05-18, 13:52
quote:Originally posted by totse4life:

ooh im waiting http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Me thr35,000ice.

zebra head
2006-05-18, 14:38
*jizzes on thread* Oh, hurry up will you?

d0nnar
2006-05-18, 18:38
quote:Originally posted by New Star In The Sky:

It's spelt Bestiality, I have no idea why though.

Thanks.

It's because it comes from L bestia beast.

Now, everyone move along please. There's nothing to see here.

ate
2006-05-18, 21:02
quote:Originally posted by Star Wars Fan:

Upgrade the BBS software NOW!!!!!

Also, split "Paranoid Delusions" into 2 forums please.



!

potentgirt
2006-05-18, 23:19
quote:Originally posted by ate:



!



?

PirateJoe
2006-05-19, 19:35
quote:Originally posted by potentgirt:



?

!!!1one

Shizm
2006-05-20, 01:34
Oh boy! Upgrades!

Jeff Hunter > ...all

Bates23
2006-05-20, 03:11
Bump.Wait.....

T3hKing
2006-05-20, 03:18
...

S510
2006-05-20, 10:24
Jeff, lol.

Lovecraft
2006-05-20, 15:10
The new thing is the Everything *Nix forum, isn't it?

War_Lord
2006-05-20, 15:21
quote:Originally posted by Lovecraft:

The new thing is the Everything *Nix forum, isn't it?

That's probably one part of it. I hope that he inproves totse a little more.

Zig Zag
2006-05-20, 17:05
yeah..im going to be upset if that gay NIX forum was all it was..

PirateJoe
2006-05-20, 17:10
quote:Originally posted by Lovecraft:

The new thing is the Everything *Nix forum, isn't it?



no, acidmelt did that.

butch
2006-05-20, 22:31
http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)Poop http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Inti
2006-05-20, 23:15
OMG HE CREATED A NEW *NIX FORUM!!!1

dark_one
2006-05-21, 10:12
Was that that big thing or are we still waiting?

moby_dick
2006-05-21, 10:31
quote:Originally posted by dark_one:

Was that that big thing or are we still waiting?

I think we're still waiting. Because although I'm sure a *NIX forum will benifit plenty of users, it's hardly "something that we will love". And Jeff isn't the type I'd associate with false advertising. In any case, I see no indication that the new forum was Jeff's idea.

rabbhimself
2006-05-21, 22:43
I beg what ever you're planning that it happens soon.

I hope it's an update to allow more moderators, I want to see SG with at least 8 mods, that would clean things up more so.

- Rabb

Lundmark
2006-05-22, 00:09
Do something about the cronyism the mods seem to have in place.

KarEEmDaNIggA
2006-05-22, 03:57
Jeff, it's me, your bud.

Bring back the good ol Dial BBS. You were actually active in that http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif)

dmcmorris
2006-05-22, 08:51
http://tinyurl.com/hg2dm

Jeff Hunter, very close to being as popular as Britney Spears Tits...

RevolutionNov7th
2006-05-22, 12:32
Jeff will only take action when this thread gets to page 7.

T3hKing
2006-05-22, 12:36
quote:Originally posted by dmcmorris:

http://tinyurl.com/hg2dm

Jeff Hunter, very close to being as popular as Britney Spears Tits...

http://tinyurl.com/hfqvd

reject
2006-05-22, 15:52
Premium subscription. Thats the new thing he's adding. That and updated software.

I'm not joking either.

Vicky-lala
2006-05-22, 15:52
I really hope the Everything *NIX forum wasn't the big surprise...

ate
2006-05-22, 21:37
Premium? I'll take unleaded.

What about the split-tation of PD?

ate
2006-05-22, 21:39
quote:Originally posted by ate:



What about the split-tation of PD?



!