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Cobranaut
2003-06-08, 05:26
god



what picture did you get in your head?

i have the generic huge fucking dude sitting on a big ass white throne. wearing a white robe and sandles. so he really looks like zeus i suppose.

Metal_Demon
2003-06-08, 05:54
when I was little I used to believe in god, and I used to think he looked like the blanket character in the "Brave Little Toaster" movies lol.

Now I don't really believe in god, but I tend to keep an open mind, as I cannot prove his nonexistance. I visualize the theoretical god resembling Gandalf in the LOTR movies.

I have no idea why they are both from movies, but there you go...

Beany
2003-06-08, 10:04
My god looks like a frog with no eyes.

Dark_Magneto
2003-06-08, 13:04
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/arcanis_the_omnipotent.jpg (http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/arcanis_the_omnipotent.jpg)

Inferis
2003-06-08, 14:07
A huge levitating steamy scrotum, with serrated pubic hairs of entangling slicey death.

iAmTheLlama
2003-06-08, 21:23
I think god as everything.

I dont realyy manifest him into a physical form. I more like see him as a massive energy with an infinate amount of possiblities in every single possible imaginable area. Like infinte squared.

He(ya i see god as a guy, prolly cuz i have balls too) has an infinate amount of possiblilities for an infinates amount of aspects.

Cobranaut
2003-06-08, 22:13
quote:Originally posted by Metal_Demon:

when I was little I used to believe in god, and I used to think he looked like the blanket character in the "Brave Little Toaster" movies lol.



dude, that is really funny.

humble
2003-06-08, 23:13
so, what's the difference between this thread, and http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/001380.html <-that thread?

(i feel sorry for the moderators of totse.)

talus
2003-06-08, 23:29
http://www.transload.net/~sparkwheel/faith/god.jpg

hehe, i love south park.

but sirously, i think that god has no physical form, unless he wants one. and that he (i see god as a he probably because i am a guy, and god is made to look that way since befors greece) is anywhere, and everywhere.

http://tbd.yi.org/Gd/ <- read this. it is amazing

talus

notahick
2003-06-09, 03:59
I must agree, southpark has already covered this quite difinitively.

And why not? why can't that be true? do you know differently?

Flamin_Pyro
2003-06-09, 07:42
i think he is nothing at all becuase if he wanted he could be nothing at all but maybe just a blink of light

Cobranaut
2003-06-10, 22:16
quote:Originally posted by humble:

so, what's the difference between this thread, and http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/001380.html <-that thread?

(i feel sorry for the moderators of totse.)

the difference im a lazy fucker and without reading it i thought that thread was about what classical relgiions imagined god to look like. sorry for fucking your forum up.

UrbnTbone
2003-06-10, 22:29
Wait I'm uploading my pic

RnNhyde
2003-06-11, 06:43
Dude! havn't you ever seen the Dancing Jesus T-shirt! it rocks!

Dark_Magneto
2003-06-13, 11:57
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/karona_false_god.jpg (http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/karona_false_god.jpg)

7.62x39
2003-06-14, 05:45
[QUOTE]Originally posted by iAmTheLlama:

[B]I think of god as everything.....

fred_nahr
2003-06-15, 23:42
I perfect being with white hair.

He is a perfect version of man, hence, he looks like it.

buddy dobbs
2003-06-18, 14:08
God was mearly a question. I am the answer. Take this poem by Rabi for consideration. I carry a torch in one hand,and a bucket of water in the other. and with these things,I shall set fires to heaven, and put out the flames of hell, so that no man worships god,for fear of hell or greed of heaven.

[This message has been edited by buddy dobbs (edited 06-18-2003).]

Raz
2003-06-19, 22:21
I am god

humble
2003-06-19, 23:52
so yeah, when i was like four years old or so, and heard about this ''god'' character, i imagined darth vader. honest.

and an additional random fact: back in the day, when people said ''god bless you'' to a sneeze, i thought they were saying one word: guhbleshyou. i think i realized it was ''god bless you'' at about the age of seven or so -- the first time i heard it enunciated.

prozak_jack
2003-06-20, 04:32
my god is tall, with red coloured skin, has a goat's legs, horns, and two big tattered black wings

no not really, he's more like my anti-god

i always pictured god as looking like that dude who playes Prof. Dumbledore in Harry Potter.

Fierisis~
2003-06-20, 17:53
...a bit like Karl Marx

Silver Lights
2003-06-21, 17:30
God looks like me http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) Veerrrrrrrryyyy Beauuuuuuuuuuuutifulllll! http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

Lovley
2003-06-21, 18:59
I dont believe in God, but if he exists.. I hope he's black.

btw, I'm white.

gup
2003-07-03, 04:23
i agree with that guy who said something about god being black. im not black but i think he trully is black. i forgot where i heard something about adam being a mirror image of god. and the first humans are believed to be from africa. so if adam was the first man he came from africa and if hes from africa hes black and if adam, an african black man, was modeled after god then god was a black man.

Dumb_shit
2003-07-04, 16:04
What the hell are those cards?

grizz
2003-07-04, 21:44
Is god a form of energy? Your mind?? or yourself??

RnNhyde
2003-07-05, 20:42
Dudes, have you ever seen the dancing Jesus T-shirt? That was so cool.Where it's the generic-looking Jesus, only in tie-die and there's peace signs and stuff.That was so cool.

buddy dobbs
2003-07-07, 04:45
Once I had a picture of Jesus playing soccer, with a bunch of kids. They had super imposed a cross behind Jesus, kind of like a ghostly cross. Im not shure what cristian values they were trying to imply in it, but it was some bizare shit.

sickniick
2003-07-07, 05:18
jesus looks like kermit the frog. all green and noodle like and shit.

sickniick
2003-07-07, 05:19
sorry mean to say god not jesus.

TigerJK
2003-07-07, 12:34
Incidentally, Jesus would have looked like an Arab, not the caucasian with the chocolate beard we're used to seeing.

JamesEd
2003-07-07, 16:36
God created man in his own image. Which I interpret as our soul. God and Jesus are the purest goodest soul force exists. Satan and the AntiChrist are the most evil and vilest soul force that exists.

Dark_Magneto
2003-07-08, 04:12
quote:Originally posted by Dumb_shit:

What the hell are those cards?

Magic: The Gathering cards.