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LwaysTired
2003-08-22, 02:29
Ahahhahah okok. What if the witnesses are right?? Let's just say 2 days from now, there is absolutely NO doubt that all they said would happen is going to happen....What do we do? Are we all doomed? Ok...say the end is two days away, for whatever reason. What do you do for 2 days?

Kikey_Kikeowitz
2003-08-22, 03:28
If it is true, you could simply convert, 'absolve' all your sins, and be saved.

No big deal.

redemption
2003-08-22, 05:09
Or just stick with what you thought, I intend to...

eBlip
2003-08-22, 08:15
excuse me ....

what witnesses are you talking about....

please make yourself clear in your threads ...

maybe this is something to do with america ...but some of the users of totse are from england

Kikey_Kikeowitz
2003-08-22, 08:17
He's talking about the Jehovah's Witnesses, these rediculously annoying fucks who march around to doorsteps all across America, preaching 'the word.'

They're insane lunatics. They don't even let you celebrate your own birthday.

[This message has been edited by Kikey_Kikeowitz (edited 08-22-2003).]

LwaysTired
2003-08-22, 08:31
eblip....hahahahha relax buddy. I thought is was obvious. Kikey...If it is true, you could simply convert, 'absolve' all your sins, and be saved.

No big deal.

I dunno if that'll work though...cause in the bible it says that those who call Gods name in the end, well...too late. Basicly it's sorry charlie. I guess that would kind of be like having someone you call your friend...yet you only call them when you need something. Heya Kikey, lend me some money http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)

Kikey_Kikeowitz
2003-08-22, 08:35
Bah, it's bullshit anyway.

redzed
2003-08-22, 11:23
quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:

Ahahhahah okok. What if the witnesses are right?? Let's just say 2 days from now, there is absolutely NO doubt that all they said would happen is going to happen....What do we do? Are we all doomed? Ok...say the end is two days away, for whatever reason. What do you do for 2 days?

We should quickly seize enlightenment while we still have the chance. In much less than a century all of us will be dead. We cannot be sure that we will be alive even tomorrow. There is no time to procrastinate. I who am giving this teaching have no guarantee that I will live out this day.

-His Holiness the Dalai Lama

Nikali4389
2003-08-22, 14:20
Here's an idea before the end of the world (tomorrow,year,week,month, however long it may be) strive to be a better person. Strive to not hate and be just the best person you can be. I could not see God being so insensitive to someone who is trying to make themself better and not worse. What's the worst thing that could happen, you could go to purgatory for however long or just go straight to heaven.

UrbnTbone
2003-08-22, 15:30
You bunch of pricks, have no idea what awaitens you on doomsday:

Huge fires, roasting on sinner BBQ, with silverlights at the head of the prosecuting angels.

Repent now!

LwaysTired
2003-08-22, 21:16
quote:Originally posted by UrbnTbone:

You bunch of pricks, have no idea what awaitens you on doomsday:

Huge fires, roasting on sinner BBQ, with silverlights at the head of the prosecuting angels.

Repent now!

hahahaahahah Chill the fuk out dumbass. I'm just askin a question. This is not meant to start a bigass uhhmmm....what Kikey said in that other, oh yeah hullabuloo

Kikey_Kikeowitz
2003-08-22, 22:38
quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:

hahahaahahah Chill the fuk out dumbass. I'm just askin a question. This is not meant to start a bigass uhhmmm....what Kikey said in that other, oh yeah hullabuloo

He's joking, man.

LwaysTired
2003-08-23, 08:15
My apologies UrbnTbone...I was a jerk who failed to see the sarcasm.

LwaysTired
2003-08-24, 17:52
In reality, the 2 days till the end is actually incorrect. That could never happen cause as many of us know, in the bible God says.... that end will come like a theif in the night. So nobody will even have the slightest idea when that will be. But it's kind of interesting to see what people would do.

browncloud
2003-08-24, 19:46
I'd quit my job and never work again for 'the man' for the rest of my life!