http://www.iamhe.net

I'm claiming to be the "AntiChrist" as well as the reincarnation of the same oversoul that produced Tesla.

If you have curiousity and discernment you will find it enlightening and informative and sometimes hilarious. If you are a scoffer, fine thats how you test me, just don't expect much response from jokes about me forgetting my meds...

FYI

There are 3 obscure prophecies regarding my technological function:

Dogon - Nommo Anagonno (twin of the victim or Yeshua) will descend with the blacksmith.

Nostradamus through Dolores Cannon - Great Genius, inventor in his mid twenties, invents free energy and AI, is able to soulcatch.

Kalki Purana - Hindu prophecy of 10th avatar of Vishnu, Shiva aspect - Kalki the "machine-man".

Most of your questions will be answered on my site...

It will be up until Sept 21st.

Thanks

Ada

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Edit:

I am a very gay gay gay gay man. I have no life, and I like it when large prisoners ram their penises up my buttocks.

You might have seen me star in films such as "Inmates gone wild 3" or "Extreme anal insertions 9."

I'm also a depressed prepubescant little fuckwad that has nothing better to do with his time other than mope around web boards and proclaim to be creation's undoing. yes! Yes!!! Pay attention to me!! You all must listen to this bullshit that I must say! Yes!! Hwaahaahah!! This is how I take control of the 'world!' Fear me, God! I will bash Your Name on web boards just like every other retarded little kid with no reason behind what he believes! Just because I have been imprisoned due my criminally retarded brain and stunted ape-fingers, I still get to troll around on the internet and try to make people think I'm the evil one's lieutenant!

HEY! Guess what! I'm using a Hewlett Packard that I STOLE from BESTBUY. Isn't that eeevil?! waahahaha!! I also live in Ithaca, New York! We're so gay up here that we have to boycott every single fast food chain in existance! We're so obnoxiously liberal that we've strayed into conservatism! We're so uptight up here that we can't fit greased BB's into our asses, but thats why we make good butt-buddies.

I also define my theology by shitty movies that never made it in the real world! Those are evil too!

[This message has been edited by Bar room hero (edited 08-29-2003).]

Shut the fuck up. Please.

quote:Originally posted by I am Weasel:

Shut the fuck up. Please.

I'd say that's a pretty solid assessment of the situation.

Pretty solid, except replace "Please" with "Bitch"

Oh my, I think I will shut the fuck up, your words are so strong

Well, then, problem solved. Next!

The anti-christ will not claim to be the anti-christ.

NO SMITE FOR YOU!

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

The anti-christ will not claim to be the anti-christ.

NO SMITE FOR YOU!

There is no "antichrist" save for the sum of all apathy. No the AC is something the church made up in order to Disneyfy Revelation, make it into something they could sell - Lahaye, Lindsey, Cloud 10,...all profit from distorting prophecy therefore they will burn.

If you dare, watch Omega Code 1 and 2. Michael York plays the AC and the whole endtimes story centers around him because he is such a convenient enemy.

The Second Coming is portrayed by a genocidal lightning bolt that kills only non-American soldiers. Funny because the AC invokes the exact same thing (Rev 13:13) in a previous scene except just to scare people into worshipping him.

These movies are alot of crappy propaganda touted as the new way to witness to the unbeliever despite the label "fiction". They want people to believe thats exactly how its going down.

What the fuck do you know about me?

If you believe anything the church says you are damned.

The AC will be a very rich intellgent powerful and i doubt u are any

quote:Originally posted by Matty:

What the fuck do you know about me?

If you believe anything the church says you are damned.



I know that you are not the anti-christ.

I also know that I don't believe in the New Testament, but like to read it nonetheless.

Ignorance is not a very credible reason for bias.

First post edited slighty for your amusement, although original text still exists in all its rediculousness.

You can be the second cum, I'm from the first. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Fucking messiah doesn't fucking die, or he's a fucking false prophet! Fuck! Read the fucking bible b4 second bible crap. Two fucking gods: one of the old teste, one of the new teste. The fucking swindle!

Well I'm having fucking other preoccupations than talking fucking religion crap. Did you guys guess the fuck what?

No chick... "No woman, no cry"

quote:Originally posted by nOtSmARtbUtInTeLgEnt:

The AC will be a very rich intellgent powerful and i doubt u are any

Hello Fucknugget!

I repeat - THERE IS NO ANTICHRIST! THE AC IS A MYTH CREATED TO SELL CRAP TO IDIOTS.

Check it out yo:

http://www.iamhe.net/memespore.htm#coming

Or don't, maybe you like being a sucker for Christian propaganda.

If I'm intelligent I don't need to be rich and powerful...but I'm not because you doubt that I AM.

If it's a myth, why do you claim to be it?

Two thumbs up to bar room hero for his post edit. That was hilarious.



-MD

quote:Originally posted by Matty:

Hello Fucknugget!

I repeat - THERE IS NO ANTICHRIST! THE AC IS A MYTH CREATED TO SELL CRAP TO IDIOTS.

Check it out yo:

http://www.iamhe.net/memespore.htm#coming

Or don't, maybe you like being a sucker for Christian propaganda.

If I'm intelligent I don't need to be rich and powerful...but I'm not because you doubt that I AM.



Ithaca is a really nice place, I was up there taking a class at Cornell this summer. Now I m interested in going there, do you have any information for me?.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

If it's a myth, why do you claim to be it?

Ah you are paying attention, that's good and a legitimate question too.

The AC and Second Christ are one and the same. The myth that the AC will mimic Christ yet be the opposite in every way is easily perpetuated because in fact I'm a benevolent tyrant, a contradictory concept.

The Christians can't reconcile prophecy with the passive mute hippie they so love to speak for.

I write the term "antichrist" as in, this is someone else's concept not necessarily the truth.

According to scripture, the AC and Christ are not the same.

The world will believe that the AC is infact the Second Coming of Christ, but he will not be.

So, if you think about it, it's pointless to accuse someone of being the Anti-Christ, because according to prophecy, everyone's going to be convinced that he's the real deal.

*takes a dump on matty*

quote:Originally posted by Metal_Demon:

Two thumbs up to bar room hero for his post edit. That was hilarious.



-MD

*bows*

http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Your dad never payed any attention to you as a kid, did he, Matty?

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

According to scripture, the AC and Christ are not the same.

The world will believe that the AC is infact the Second Coming of Christ, but he will not be.

So, if you think about it, it's pointless to accuse someone of being the Anti-Christ, because according to prophecy, everyone's going to be convinced that he's the real deal.

The bible never explicitely states that the AC is an actual person. Revelation uses language that describes Christ as a badass - thats all. Its the church industry that made the leap turning the AC into a person, please read the link provided, it will explain to you your false belief.

Onasis,

Ithaca is the only place for a poor freak to live. You can sit in on all the Cornell classes you want for free, there is free food everywhere, you can be downtown scoring nugs and 5 minutes later in a gorge smoking it in beautiful natural surroundings.

I've lived in South Beach, LA, San Diego, Seattle and they all suck oceans of goatload compared to Ithaca. I'm a native townie so I may be biased.

Tyrant,

thats right he didn't but thats not why I'm The Christ.

quote:Originally posted by Matty:

The bible never explicitely states that the AC is an actual person. Revelation uses language that describes Christ as a badass - thats all. Its the church industry that made the leap turning the AC into a person, please read the link provided, it will explain to you your false belief.



Bullshit.

Maybe you should read it yourself, instead of believing something you read on the internet at face value.

And I don't believe in the New Testament, least of all Revelations.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

Bullshit.

Maybe you should read it yourself, instead of believing something you read on the internet at face value.

And I don't believe in the New Testament, least of all Revelations.



If you don't believe in NT prophecy your whole arguement is unfounded you stupid fuck.

You can only be basing your argument on Left Behind or Hal Lindsey propaganda.

I don't believe anything, I either accept it as truth to me or truth in consensus reality.

I'd like to think I know more about me than anyone but i could be wrong.

I don't get you kikey, are you a stupid christian or just stupid?

quote:Originally posted by Matty:

If you don't believe in NT prophecy your whole arguement is unfounded you stupid fuck.

Why?

Don't Star Wars geeks debate over whether or not Luke could take Obi-Wan?

quote:You can only be basing your argument on Left Behind or Hal Lindsey propaganda.

No, I base my argument on what I've read in my trusty copy of the New Testament.

quote:I don't get you kikey, are you a stupid christian or just stupid?



I'm a stupid Jew.

Apparently not as stupid as you, however, considering that you didn't get the username.