View Full Version : Jesus was a cheap alcholic.
BlackMage
2003-10-01, 02:09
Jesus was such a cheap alcholic that he made water into wine instead of buying his own. my god could he be any cheaper?
Actually I never did that, I just smoked pot.
ArmsMerchant
2003-10-01, 06:54
Actually, he made it to share, according to the story.
An alcoholic would have made vodka.
Armed&Angry
2003-10-03, 00:15
How do we know it was run of the mill wine? For all we know, the man was pumping out Night Train.
BlackMage
2003-10-03, 14:14
quote:Originally posted by Jesus:
Actually I never did that, I just smoked pot.
DON'T Fucking lie to me. You fucking drunk.
Direckshun
2003-10-03, 18:43
Oh, take it to "Bitch and Moan," BlackMage.
lannibis02
2003-10-05, 05:56
no man, jesus wasnt smokin anything, he was just a crazy dude with a bad hair cut. whoever wrote all that bible stuff, now theyre the ones smokin the dope.
BlackMage
2003-10-05, 17:18
quote:Originally posted by Direckshun:
Oh, take it to "Bitch and Moan," BlackMage.
FUCK YOU.
lannibis02 you make good fuckin' point. But i know jesus and yes he is a drunk and was a pot head the fuckin quiter.