If you could ask god (if you do percieve that he exists and knows ALL) what would it be?

When did time begin?

Is there other life apart from humans (spirits, alien life)?

Is 2012... it?

Does existence surpass reality? (that one guy with the 'weird' girlfriend, that other guy who saw his life flash before his eyes)

Well... what would it be?

How can we survive as a race when we are destroying our own world?

Does life truly matter?

Hey, Yo, yeah you there, the "Omnipotent One", come here I got a question for ya; I understand that I came from my mommy and daddy, and they came from thier mommys and daddys and so on till we get back to Adam and Eve which came from You, but Yo Dude, where did you come from?

How?

Well there are 2 ways to approach this. Do you want to know something only pertaining to your life? Or something that is very deep and pertains to the universe/ afterlife/etc.

I would probably ask this one question, as it would tell me how I can live the rest of my life:

"Is a hell of eternal pain, fire, brimstone, and suffering waiting for all those who do not except the Christian gospel?"

Other questions:

"Why was life created?"- Instead of not existing and feeling nothing, we now have to live and deal with pain and suffering, not to mention the threat of hell if we don't worship God.

"What did you do in the infinite years before human time"- well?

"In what year of my life will I be most happy"

"Will Family Guy ever return"

i have some questions i would ask "GOD"

1) If we were created by you, then who created you?

2)Was there life on Mars?

3) whats Heaven like?

4)Wanna get high???

-R.H.T.

Where did all the LSD go?

My question...

WTF Were you fucking thinking when you made the human race.

But i prolly know the answer. Gid was just chilling and messing around with some really lame race just to show the angels what he could do. One slip and, "Oh shit! Look what i have done!" "Screw it, their commicle to watch."

How Does it feel to be so fucking hated sometimes?

"What is the way that I, Gustave, could become more powerful then you, indefinitely, taking less then one second to do and being insanely easy enough that there would be no way for me to fail whatsoever?"

Can you make a burrito so spicy that even Thou cannot consume it?

Edit: capital "T" on the "Thou" http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif).

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well there would have to be a god to ask it a question. and its obvious there isnt one.

but for a seccond i'll say yes God exists.

my one question would be why?

why did you bother creating this?

Who the fuck are you?

"Who in the hell are you???" or "Damn that's some good shit..."

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So what's with the whole 42 deal?

If I got there, I don't think I'd have to ask anything. I think everything I'd want to know, I would know.

quote:Originally posted by Fuck:

If I got there, I don't think I'd have to ask anything. I think everything I'd want to know, I would know.

That's insightful.

not how but why...

or were you high when u made life cause its so fucked up

God did make life fucked up, but that's because humans as a species allowed it to be fucked up.

The measure of one's ignorance, is their belief in injustice in the world.

Whats the least popular pre-marital coital positions?

...most popular?

Is there life anywhere else and did you create it?

Whats your opinion on the Church of today?

What were you thinking?!

Hey God, you got parents?

quote:Originally posted by Damned5101:

Where did all the LSD go?

Ahh, The eternal qeustion.

Hey man.....why did you do that shit to my cat? He really needed that 4th leg.....

Can I ask you a question ?

Why?....just, why?

can i ask you several more questions?

or

could you explain to me the meaning of life the universe and everything, oh wait the answer is 42, what's the question?

is it true that jesus was married to mary magdelene?

what did the bible say before it was translated?

were the gnostic gospels supposed to be incorporated into the biblical texts originally?

who made you?

if all men and women are your sons and daughters, then how can jesus POSSIBLY be your only begotten son?

Is there really life on other planets?

What do you do for fun?

Here's how the conversation would go:

Me: "Why?"

God: "Why not?"

And he would smile and leave.

I would probably be in awe just seeing the face of God. Unless it was Alanis Morissette. Then I would be fucking pissed.

quote:Originally posted by RandomHerokillsTerrorist:

i have some questions i would ask "GOD"

1) If we were created by you, then who created you?

2)Was there life on Mars?

3) whats Heaven like?

4)Wanna get high???

-R.H.T.



Why do you have to question if God was created. If he is god then he is all powerful and all knowing, that means he created himself, and all existance, He can not die he can not change.

quote:Originally posted by kevinssexybitch420:

is it true that jesus was married to mary magdelene?

what did the bible say before it was translated?

were the gnostic gospels supposed to be incorporated into the biblical texts originally?

who made you?

if all men and women are your sons and daughters, then how can jesus POSSIBLY be your only begotten son?

Is there really life on other planets?

What do you do for fun?

Now that's one hell of a question

does sant exist?

Where can i get more weed?

Do you think bush is a good president?

"Why did you make Humans mentally superior if we're such pathetic animals?"

"Are You related to Raab Himself?"



(ha! more words in my question are capitalized than not)

AoZ

To the real god whatever he may be.

Why did you let christians completely warp the idea of you to the point where intelligent people are completely turned away from you because religion is so obviously twisted?

Then I would thank him for LSD and all the other good drugs that show people without closed minds the way.

quote:Originally posted by P|Rawk:



that means he created himself.

Smartest comment I've ever read... no really, what a legend, you think clever.

I'd probably ask him about othe religions. Muslims, Bhuddist, etc.

Are they all just a bunch of bullshit, or do you play chess with them every few million years?

I wouldn't ask anything religion based, because assuming I'm asking to gods face, they would have all been answered so it would be something like:

Can I be a god too, pretty please? I won't fuck everything up, honest...

where's the dinner bitch?

I've seen god...and she's black!!

quote:Originally posted by Uncle Nasty:

I've seen god...and she's black!!

... o.0... I'm not black...

What really was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction?

What do you value?

What is "good"?

How can you exist?

Does'nt you existence in the afterlife make the meaning of life death?

God: you can ask me anything, my son

Me: what are the secret herbs and spices that make kfc so good?

God: Not even i know that, to find out such unspeakable knowledge you must ask the great colonel.

what the hell drug am i on right now...?

quote:Originally posted by Ravendust:

If you could ask god (if you do percieve that he exists and knows ALL) what would it be?



How do i bring about the collapse of Christianity and its cancerous expansion into governmental and educational institutions?

How come you like role playing games?

Why did you make such ignorant people who have totally fucked the whole world up?

or..

Did you make us just so that you could "know" just how much everyone loves you and fears you?

or..

Why make religion?and why wasn't christianity the first religion?

I wouldn't have to ask god would just answer.

But anyways

If your omnipotent and know what i'm going to do long before i do it... Explain how i have freedom of choice...

Was Mary a good lay?

why the fuck did you create us with just one penis and the girls with just one hole?

wouln'd it be funnier with much more penisis and holes ?

my one question to GOD...

how did you get that fantastic color blue that you get in a summer cloudless sky?

quote:Originally posted by onion jack 67:

my one question to GOD...

how did you get that fantastic color blue that you get in a summer cloudless sky?

are you gay ?

i'm sorry to disappoint you koronz, but no. i think there are specific gay sites for your taste though. good luck in your search...