To express my hatred towards the stupidity of christians I am eating a bible. It's not thqat much compared to, say, Marilyn Manson, but it's a start. Could someone tell me some really important chapters like Revelations (which I just finished today, mmm yum!)?

yayyyyyyyyyy.... im happy!!!!

I must say, that is a weird way to offend christians.... I would find it much more offensive if you used it as TP.

try eating matthew, mark, luke, john, romans if you are so set on trying to eat the bible..

You'll have to send me some recipes.

Using the pages for rolling paper is more traditional.

I find it interesting that you're trying to offend Christians on a board dominated by Atheists. It sounds to me like you're trying to impress someone.

Anyway, Jesus will have the last laugh when you die from all the bleached pages you've eaten.

Yeah seriously. Those pages are covered in ink, and God knows what. Why the fuck would you eat them? Yes, Im sure it makes you feel like a hardcore atheist to eat the bible, but you're actually just a moron.

If you want to 'express your hatred towards the stupidity of christians' why don't you actually say something intelligent that perhaps negates something they claim?

the bible will have it's revenge on you.

DUDE the revelation is so fucking sweet, fire and brimstone! ah thats the only one you should have read. it's pretty trippy.