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SupaAznPirate
2004-02-21, 18:00
I'm just curious, so many black people out there say that jesus is black. I have never read the bible, so i need someone to tell me some evidence that he's black.

evil0verl0rd
2004-02-21, 18:54
When the first missionaries went to Africa, Jesus was, well... politically incorect. Jesus was Caucasian & Lucifer was darkskinned. Some missionary had a brainwave...inverted the two.

Even today, most African Christians have a black jesus in their churches.

Craftian
2004-02-21, 18:54
He was born in the Middle East.

It's helluva more likely* that he was black than the blue-eyed blond we see in paintings.

Why the hell do you care what colour his skin was anyhow?

(*yes, assuming he existed)

LordJugz
2004-02-21, 19:28
How about you post in the right forum...

RIGHTEOUS IMPIETY
2004-02-21, 19:43
most likely due to the area he was from and stuff, he was middleastern looking with dark hair and eyes, which isn't how he is often portrayed.

Local Hero
2004-02-22, 03:25
Jesus had semite parents, so its safe to assume he wasn't black... nor blond or light skinned anyway.

theBishop
2004-02-22, 04:36
I don't know one way or the other, but i believe he was most likely isreali-looking. White, but not european white, probably really tan and bearded.

DickHead
2004-02-22, 07:29
Jesus was a taliban

-_-OsiriS-_-
2004-02-22, 08:44
I watched this program on TLC, where they researched Jesus' background, area, climate. And they made a 3D model of what his face would "Really" look like.

He ended up having a dark tan, a large nose, and short curly brown hair.

The_Rabbi
2004-02-22, 09:00
I think it's obvious that Jesus, being a Middle-Eastern Jew, would be pretty dark to begin with. He wouldn't be at all like the paintings of the dainty little wop we've come to identify as Jesus.

He was a carpenter, so he'd likely be a big, strong guy, as there were no power tools. Also, considering that there was no sunblock back then, and he wandered in the desert for a while, I think he'd be tanned pretty dark. Plus, since he'd most likely have curly hair and no shampoo, his hair might be a bit natty and locked up.

However, he most certainly would not look sub-saharan or anything at all like most American blacks.

Villrux
2004-02-22, 16:43
That's not logical to take an energy that is completely metaphysical, and argue over if this energy has physical characteristics such as a certain amount of pigment in skin that is not even there.

[This message has been edited by Villrux (edited 02-22-2004).]

SupaAznPirate
2004-02-22, 22:09
quote:Originally posted by LordJugz:

How about you post in the right forum...

what is wrong?? this is about religion dick

The_Rabbi
2004-02-23, 07:28
quote:Originally posted by Villrux:

That's not logical to take an energy that is completely metaphysical, and argue over if this energy has physical characteristics such as a certain amount of pigment in skin that is not even there.

[This message has been edited by Villrux (edited 02-22-2004).]

Don't tell me you buy that hippy revisionism.

There was a rabbi named Yeshua Ben Joseph, and he was a revolutionary upset with the corruption of the Pharisees. He was crucified. This much is fact.

Whether he rose from the grave and was the messiah or not is another matter entirely.

chen
2004-02-23, 08:30
quote:Originally posted by Villrux:

That's not logical to take an energy that is completely metaphysical, and argue over if this energy has physical characteristics such as a certain amount of pigment in skin that is not even there.

[This message has been edited by Villrux (edited 02-22-2004).]

right... they're illogical for discussing the very real characteristic of skin color. tell me, how is discussing miracles and "metaphysical energy" logical?

themanwhovsthetree
2004-02-23, 15:28
Well if Jesus existed, then he would probably be tan with some muscles, he was supposedley a carpenter....so all og the evidence points away from him being white or black. Thats right kiddies. Jesus is a dirty sand-nigger. I hate the fucking rednecks who say that shit....well anyway.

[This message has been edited by themanwhovsthetree (edited 02-23-2004).]

SEN D-F
2004-02-23, 16:03
quote:Originally posted by SupaAznPirate:

what is wrong?? this is about religion dick



Obviously he moved it here. Dick.

Mact10-|-2-da-grave
2004-02-24, 09:00
its in the bible silly fuck

in revelations it says

jesus had hair of wool and his feet were the color of bronze lemme ask u a quik what white people have nappy nair and golden feet???????

white people have straight curly hair and pink feet

its pure logic and who else would turn water into wine?

werd

also we all originated from eden which infact was a real place at 1 time and still exist to this day...africa was said to be the womb of civilization and u have to think

israel wasn't always white lookin people, think about who were there before him seemingly africans use 2 live there...to break it to ya everyone is black...eden was black adam was black and for all those racist fucks ur sure gonna get it in the end...i could go into more detail if u like

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The_Rabbi
2004-02-24, 09:08
quote:Originally posted by Mact10-|-2-da-grave:

jesus had hair of wool and his feet were the color of bronze lemme ask u a quik what white people have nappy nair and golden feet???????

I have nappy hair, from my dirty, hippy ways.

My feet are also quite brown, from prolonged exposure to the sun, kind of like if you were wandering through a desert for years with sandals on.

quote:white people have straight curly hair and pink feet

Yeah, and all negroes LOVE them some fried chicken and Soul Glo.

TigerJK
2004-02-24, 14:03
quote:Originally posted by Mact10-|-2-da-grave:

also we all originated from eden which infact was a real place at 1 time and still exist to this day...africa was said to be the womb of civilization and u have to think

israel wasn't always white lookin people, think about who were there before him seemingly africans use 2 live there...to break it to ya everyone is black...eden was black adam was black and for all those racist fucks ur sure gonna get it in the end...i could go into more detail if u like

Because, of course, the Tigris and the Euphrates are in Africa.

DickHead
2004-02-25, 06:36
Jesus was brown:P end of fucking story

chen
2004-02-25, 09:11
quote:Originally posted by evil0verl0rd:

When the first missionaries went to Africa, Jesus was, well... politically incorect. Jesus was Caucasian & Lucifer was darkskinned. Some missionary had a brainwave...inverted the two.

Even today, most African Christians have a black jesus in their churches.



thats funny considering how jesus was most likely NOT caucasian either.

depictions of jesus tends to match the people of the region where he is being worshipped. in africa, he is darker. in asia, he has smaller eyes and is more asian-like. in europe/north america he is white.