Second City did a version of The Lord's Prayer that y'all fag-hating, pro-choice-bashing, holier-than-thou, going-to-church-will-make-me-live-ten-years-longer motherfuckers would probably love!

"Our Father who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name

thy kingdom come

thy will be done

on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread

and forgive us our trespasses

as we forgive those

who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation

but deliver us from evil.

...AND ONE MORE THING...

Help us eliminate homosexuality from the human race, in a way that won't make us look mean.

Grant the women of our faith the serenity to accept the fact that they will never be priests. Never, never in a million years.

Could you make every woman who is pro-choice barren...kind of a nip-it-in-the-bud thing?

Get our priests to stop fondling children, or atleast get the children to quit talking about it.

Could you move Hanukah to another month, so the Cross and Christmas trees don't have to share space with the Star of David and that candle-thingy?

Amen."

I hope when you all die, your God is a bigger fag than Richard Simmons and shoves his cock so hard up your asses that no matter what most righteous pure thoughts you think of to take your mind of the blasphemy taking place, the tears will still roll down from your eyes and then you'll be forced to spend eternity having pre-marital sex with the skankiest of whores.

Not seen one of these before.

Wow, you're so unique.

They must be onto something to rile you up so much. What, are you afraid you're really going to hell or something?

Do u actually know anything Joe?

your just as prejudice as the extremophilic religious followers/leaders your thinking of when you state these extreme views (homophobia/ alterphobia /xenophobia/ differenceaphobia)

Some gays believe in god, some priests are gay... and... wait for it... not all god believers are Christians!!!

Some aren't even Jewish or Islamic

And I don't believe in all powerful/beyond the laws of physics beings but I do RESPECT others choice/need to have something to believe in

well, dr rock, you have to admit thats pretty funny.

It is kinda funny, but it's a waste of space. I find it hard enough to find a decent thread in this forum as it is.

I know a lesbian pastor.

But who cares? To each his own, I asy. I'll debate religion any day of the week, but in the end I usually let people think what the ywant, even if I disagree.

Buttfucking will not produce a child.

Help us eliminate homosexuality from the human race, in a way that won't make us look mean.

I can't imagine why someone who believed in evolution would want homosexuality around.

Grant the women of our faith the serenity to accept the fact that they will never be priests. Never, never in a million years.

Except that women are priests now.

Could you make every woman who is pro-choice barren...kind of a nip-it-in-the-bud thing?

The after-effects of abortion can actually do that to a woman... serves them right.

Could you move Hanukah to another month, so the Cross and Christmas trees don't have to share space with the Star of David and that candle-thingy?

Christians stopped the whole anti-Semitism thing back in the forties.

I hope when you all die, your God is a bigger fag than Richard Simmons and shoves his cock so hard up your asses that no matter what most righteous pure thoughts you think of to take your mind of the blasphemy taking place, the tears will still roll down from your eyes and then you'll be forced to spend eternity having pre-marital sex with the skankiest of whores.

Sounds a lot like earth, actually.

quote:Originally posted by SmokeWhiskey:

Buttfucking will not produce a child.

Neither will fucking with a johnny on, so what?

quote:Originally posted by SmokeWhiskey:

Buttfucking will not produce a child.

Neither will blowjobs, but head is still all the rage.

quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

I can't imagine why someone who believed in evolution would want homosexuality around.

Accepting the theory of evolution doesn't mean you have to want to push the human race into any future.

quote:Except that women are priests now.

In some denominations. At the very least, there are no female Catholic priests.

quote:The after-effects of abortion can actually do that to a woman... serves them right.

Have you got a cite for that?

And good to see you're tolerant of other's choices...

quote:Sounds a lot like earth, actually.

Shit, what Earth are you on? I wish somebody would force me to have premarital sex with skanky whores.

quote:Originally posted by Dark_Magneto:

Neither will blowjobs, but head is still all the rage.



and illegal in singapore.....

I didn't think that was funny at all. Not because I'm a christian, but because it sounded like a 13 year old wrote it. Sorry kid, keep trying.

Moving to Bitch & Moan.

Cheers,

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