I've seen these dwindle down and all that shit but it got me to thinking (while i am an athiest lets just say i am a Zealot of the Christian Faith);

What Would Jesus Do? What would he do if someone was whoring his name off to make a quick million or so dollars. He'd be fucking pissed. If someone was going to capitalize on his name, he'd probably want the organization he created to pimp the fuck outta it.

SO what would he do? He'd come down and Rape some guys, then blow them the fuck up. He'd be so pissed that the merchandise he didn't destroy he'd probably give 'em away. After all that is the Christian Thing to do.

Jesus, God, and Moses would then come down and rape the fuck outta the guy that created this bullshit.

But in my place. What would jesus do? He'd hang himself.

/meh

Jesus would allow them to do it.

That's how Jesus was. He was weak, he never retaliated. Never fought back. Except once.

When he did, God had him crucified.

What's up with that?

Maybe god hated 'his son'?

hell i would hate my son if he kept asking me for my help.

But i still like my idea of him unleashing hordes of demon-imps on the people who paid for those pieces of shit.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

That's how Jesus was. He was weak, he never retaliated. Never fought back. Except once.



^ You dumb bastard.

Jesus wasn't weak he was wise. You don't see that coz your a fool.

Its not Jesus they'd have to worry about, it'd be the wrath of the xian God. Like Rabbi said, Jesus was passive and wasn't a man to jump to conflict. God was the one striking people down and all that craziness.

But then again I don't believe in Christianity.

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

^ You dumb bastard.

Jesus wasn't weak he was wise. You don't see that coz your a fool.

Nah.

I may be a fool, but I'm a fool who can survive in our world.

Turn the other cheek? Give me a fucking break. I've damn near browsed the Akashic Records, and even I don't believe that works.

I believe in an eye for an eye. I will never harm anyone who doesn't intend to harm me, but if the DO intend to harm me, I'll do anything, including killing them, to stop them.

Yeah Rabbi, that really sounded quite negative towards Jesus. While Im not a Christian, I think denying that Jesus existed would be a bit silly. He may not have been the son of God but he was defenitly a wise man trying to spread happiness, health and good spirit. The fact that he chose not to be a violent man doesn't make him weak.

Hell, if he was a carpenter chances are he could put his fist through your face if he wanted to. Its not like he could bust out the Dremel when he wanted to cut soemthing or sand down a piece of wood. Building things back then took some muscle.

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quote:Originally posted by SEN D-F:

Yeah Rabbi, that really sounded quite negative towards Jesus.

Like I care. Let him smite me, if he cares.

quote: While Im not a Christian, I think denying that Jesus existed would be a bit silly. He may not have been the son of God but he was defenitly a wise man trying to spread happiness, health and good spirit.

I agree. I also think it'd be foolish to deny the existence of Yeshua Ben Joseph, or some such equivalent.

But I also believe that his way would not work.

quote: The fact that he chose not to be a violent man doesn't make him weak.

Hell, if he was a carpenter chances are he could put his fist through your face if he wanted to. Its not like he could bust out the Dremel when he wanted to cut soemthing or sand down a piece of wood. Building things back then took some muscle.

I agree, which makes current visual depictions of Jesus piss me off. He shouldn't be this dainty, aryan looking pussy. He should be a big ass, ugly as sin, brown, big bastard.

I still think he was weak, though. A bit insane, too. No sane man would willingly walk off to his execution without fighting.

Yeah, its funny how an Israeli carpenter manages to come out as a skinny white man whenever people try to create an image of him. I'd like an explination for that one.

Im sure Jesus looked like someone you wouldn't wanna run into in a dark ally.

"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." - Jesus (Matt 5:38)

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth.

I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Jesus (Matt 10:39)

Jesus was a revolutionist, a Messiah come to deliver the Jews from the tyranny of Rome.

I don't know to be flogged, tortured, crucified, and still say I love you takes more strength than rabbi's pussy ass will ever have.

quote:Originally posted by DgenR8:



"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." - Jesus (Matt 5:38)

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth.

I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Jesus (Matt 10:39)

Jesus was a revolutionist, a Messiah come to deliver the Jews from the tyranny of Rome.

Nay, the Messiah will be an ORDINARY MAN. He will complete his purpose, then DIE LIKE AN ORDINARY MAN. Did Jesus do that? No. Did Jesus deliver us from the tyranny of Rome? No.

HE wasn't sent to save people, he was sent as evidence of God's existance. If he was sent to bring the sword, how come he wasn't in any wars?

He was sent as evidence of Gods existance? What happened to faith?

Wasn't jesus put to death because of conspiracy issues or whatnot?

oh well... Jesus' 'teachings' are much like confucious'<sp is so wrong>; and should only be looked for morals

quote:Originally posted by ilbastardoh:

I don't know to be flogged, tortured, crucified, and still say I love you takes more strength than rabbi's pussy ass will ever have.

Perhaps, but in the end, Rabbi's pussy ass will still be alive.

Rabbi's pussy ass prefers this, as he knows that he can't resurrect himself once he's gone.

Still, someone willing (and able) to trash a temple just because he was having a bad day doesnt seem like the kind of guy to face the curtain with nothing more than a kiss and a wave.

quote:Originally posted by Aphelion Corona:

Nay, the Messiah will be an ORDINARY MAN. He will complete his purpose, then DIE LIKE AN ORDINARY MAN. Did Jesus do that? No. Did Jesus deliver us from the tyranny of Rome? No.

Jesus was a ordinary man, and he died like a ordinary man.

mes·si·ah

Etymology: Hebrew mAshIah & Aramaic meshIhA, literally, anointed

1 capitalized a : the expected king and deliverer of the Jews b : JESUS

2 : a professed or accepted leader of some hope or cause.

Key words, expected king & deliverer and accepted leader of some hope or cause.

quote:Originally posted by DgenR8:

Jesus was a ordinary man, and he died like a ordinary man.

I don't think most ordinary men are nailed to crosses and left to die.

-RM

Its not the setting in which he died that matters. They could hung him upside down from a giant Zebra statue and thrown peach pits at him until he died and he still would have died like an ordinary man.

I believe what is meant by 'dying like an ordinary man' is that your death, as in the actual process of dying is that of any other man. Meaning if any other man would die of starvation/blood loss/heat stroke/etc..... from being nailed to a cross and left there then anyone who dies like that died like an ordinary man.

I really don't think it has anything to do with what caused the death that matters its actually dying and losing life like an ordinary man that matters.

quote:Perhaps, but in the end, Rabbi's pussy ass will still be alive.

Rabbi's pussy ass prefers this, as he knows that he can't resurrect himself once he's gone.



So then he isn't weak! You equate being weak with doing something you wouldn't even dare doing.

Great logic...

quote:Originally posted by Rust:

So then he isn't weak! You equate being weak with doing something you wouldn't even dare doing.

Great logic...

No, I equate weak with not fighting back to ensure your own survival.

I also consider it foolish, insane, rediculous, and inhuman.

quote:Originally posted by rejected monkey:

I don't think most ordinary men are nailed to crosses and left to die.

-RM

Are you insane?

Do you even know what crusifiction was?

It was used as means to execute/torture MANY motherfuckers in Ancient times, During a slave revolution, when the Romans caught all of them, They crucified one every 100 or so yards.

quote:No, I equate weak with not fighting back to ensure your own survival.

What do you mean, "no"? Isn't he doing something you would not do; by your own admission? You're calling him weak, when in reality he is doing something you wouldn't even dare doing; he withstands things you wouldn't.

You could call him stupid, etc but definitely not weak.

quote:Originally posted by Rust:

What do you mean, "no"? Isn't he doing something you would not do; by your own admission? You're calling him weak, when in reality he is doing something you wouldn't even dare doing; he withstands things you wouldn't.

Yada, yada, yada. Here we go. Semantics time.

You say that I wouldn't even dare to march off to my own death.

I say that he wouldn't even dare to fight for his life.

That makes him weak.

And round and round it will go, so leave it be and accept that as my viewpoint.

What would Judas do?

quote:Yada, yada, yada. Here we go. Semantics time.

You say that I wouldn't even dare to march off to my own death.

I say that he wouldn't even dare to fight for his life.

That makes him weak.

And round and round it will go, so leave it be and accept that as my viewpoint.



So you're both weak.