View Full Version : If you were a Religious Image...
Phrensied Rabbits
2004-03-03, 14:18
If your face or your name was, like, quoted on one of the WWJD kind of t-shirts or bracelts, what kind of paraphernalia would your religion have and what would the quote say?
rejected monkey
2004-03-03, 15:38
My religion would be one of sacrifice, where virgins (of legal age, please) are placed in the temple in which I dwell, and I "deal" with them.
And then you have to kill one person of an opposite religion with a dagger, a cerimonial one, supplied by me.
Yes, indeed. The saying would be "what would the MONKEY DO!?!?!". Chances are you won't like the anwser.
-RM
ashesofzen
2004-03-03, 17:12
if i started a religion, it certainly wouldn't be to waste time with icons and sill things like that. if i would spend the time to cobble one together, it would probably fail though, anyway.
Phrensied Rabbits
2004-03-03, 17:34
I didn't say if you created a reilgion http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)
I just said if you were a religious symbol what would the slogan on your t-shirts be http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
[This message has been edited by Phrensied Rabbits (edited 03-03-2004).]
ashesofzen
2004-03-03, 17:47
i see. . .maybe, "sit down and shut the fuck up already!" (tm)
ilbastardoh
2004-03-03, 20:06
I'd sell bongs, and they would have written on them.."smoke some shit cause it's holy"
Hexadecimal
2004-03-03, 21:55
Definitely Diabloesque Wizardspike style daggers with the inscription on the blade saying, "Bleed for thy beliefs; kill for thy world."
stealthdonkey
2004-03-04, 05:01
WWFYPD?
what would "FUCK YOU!" personafied do?
quote:Originally posted by rejected monkey:
...Yes, indeed. The saying would be "what would the MONKEY DO!?!?!". Chances are you won't like the anwser.
-RM
Throw it's faeces at people it doesnt like? I can see that catching on
Phrensied Rabbits
2004-03-04, 15:28
hehehe, that would make for an interesting apocalypse, now, wouldn't it?
lmao... http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
"Falure Is Painful"
I saw that on a shirt I owned and I think it would be great.
praisejahmoreherb
2004-03-05, 01:31
It would be an image of myself with a tail
Who wouldn't want to worship that?