Well if u went to heaven and thats whut u would do for the rest of eternity...would u fuck GOD in the butt? or Jesus? Muhammad? Abraham? Moses? or maybe Lucifer?



i would i mean.....its heaven..

Jesus probably has a sweet, tight little ass, don't you think?

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rofl.. hey man if i needed to fuck god in the ass id prefer going to hell!

quote:Originally posted by FrenchBoi:

rofl.. hey man if i needed to fuck god in the ass id prefer going to hell!

Where the devil would fuck you in the ass. And believe me, he has a huge red dick.

if he wanted me to, how could i refuse?

what kind of fucking question is that?

Im pretty sure Satan was banished to hell to suffer for eternity. I don't think he administers pain. Isn't he supposed to be cased in ice or somehting with some guy in his mouth?

.....as the story goes anyways.

....

Wow.

quote:Originally posted by SEN D-F:

Im pretty sure Satan was banished to hell to suffer for eternity. I don't think he administers pain. Isn't he supposed to be cased in ice or somehting with some guy in his mouth?

According to dante's Inferno Yes. on the ninth level hell the worst sinner's Betrayer's suffer by being frozen up to thier faces in a lake of Ice. In the center you will find Satan up to his chest in the ice he has three head with a great betrayer in each mouth. In one there is the dude who sold out jesus for 30 silver pieces, Brutus Ceaser's friend that betrayed him leading to "Et tu Brutus?" and the third guy I can't quiet remember.

Marcus Brutus, Cassius, Judas

whoa they all end in "us." like, we are all betrayers and are all deserving of that eternal punishment. or something like that. being high makes you think wierd shit. WHOA A LAVA LAMP!

quote:Originally posted by XxSoulCriminalxX:

Well if u went to heaven and thats whut u would do for the rest of eternity...would u fuck GOD in the butt? or Jesus? Muhammad? Abraham? Moses? or maybe Lucifer?



i would i mean.....its heaven..

hah, youre such a badass.

quote:Originally posted by FrenchBoi:

rofl.. hey man if i needed to fuck god in the ass id prefer going to hell!

quiet, frenchy.

eheh...I'm a girl and therefore can partake of no butt-fucking.

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[This message has been edited by Lord Kraligor (edited 03-22-2004).]

Lost, why aint you locking this gay ass thread?