View Full Version : When you die, do you get to keep your genitals?
Distromnia
2004-03-22, 18:56
I mean... If you die and go to heaven, do they take them from you? Because I don't exactly think you can breed... Maybe just use them for fun?
Metalligod
2004-03-23, 00:49
If we don't, I'm gonna miss playing 'Mr. Towelrack' with mines. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
SicilianFamily7
2004-03-23, 01:01
ooo.good question. I would have to go with, you lose them. Cause God is that kind of unforgiving bastard. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
Weed is a deed
2004-03-23, 01:02
yes you keep them.
nothingmoregirl
2004-03-23, 02:45
see... another perfect reason NOT to go to heaven! i mean come on... you can have absolutely no fun in heaven! you just sit around and talk to jesus and god all the time and you can't have sex, you can't cuss you can't steal, you can't drink or smoke or do drugs, you can't do anything except chill with god... wtf is that?! i'd get bored just thinking of spending an eternity doing that!
hangover
2004-03-23, 16:09
quote:Originally posted by nothingmoregirl:
see... another perfect reason NOT to go to heaven! i mean come on... you can have absolutely no fun in heaven! you just sit around and talk to jesus and god all the time and you can't have sex, you can't cuss you can't steal, you can't drink or smoke or do drugs, you can't do anything except chill with god... wtf is that?! i'd get bored just thinking of spending an eternity doing that!
This is actually not true. I heard that on fridays, saturdays and sundays the strip joint not far from JC's house has a 24h happy hour.
Phrensied Rabbits
2004-03-24, 22:22
quote:
When you die, do you get to keep your genitals?
No, I take them! http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
BlackMage
2004-03-24, 22:33
It's been my belief that heaven is what you want it to be. There for everyone gets their own universe to play in. Your heaven will be your fantsy land and if your fansty is to talk to jesus and god with out a Unit then by goerge you'll get it.