If there is a God, there is no reason why he can't post online. He probably posts here just to fuck with us. For all you know, you're reading Holy Scripture right now.

Put enough chemicals in me and I can be God. Yah God probably fucks with our heads a lot. You ever think how stupi the T Rex looks. That gigantic animal and those shitty little pansy arms. And that one with the huge ass neck. I bet God was high when he made those dinosaurs.

Yes I do post on totse. And no I'm not trying to fuck with you.

Only 33% of God posts on Totse.

Wintermute is God(dess).

Zok is Jesus.



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In the beginning, there was enigma.

He spoke a word into his modem, and LO! a BBS was created so that his chosen people might connect.

And he saw that it was good.

We're all God, so yes, some of us post here.

God is neurological. (http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/7.11/persinger.html)

yes i (we) do.

as for dieties...im sure eris is on here somewhere, feeding us lies about LD50's and safe drug combos, and how to make ether out of urine, and how to get high off of advil and shit like that.

dickheads

my god can beat the shit out of your god

he does post. hes here right now.

Yes, I'm here right now.

Kia, you false prophet and blower on knots! Truly, I shall throw you out into the darkness, where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

First of all I never claimed to be a prophet so dont label me by your own tongue. Im already as black as can be so I doubt that if you threw me into the darkness there will be any weeping and gnashing of teeth. Instead you will suffer furious wrath and vengence in the form of chaos and confusion. God isn't about forgiveness. Jesus Christ is however. But Jesus Christ isn't God. He was only a prophet of God just like many others, although he was one of the most extremely blessed and gifted.

quote:Originally posted by Kia Kordestani:

Yes, I'm here right now.

i got the idea to say that like 2 seconds after i read the thread title.

but i'm A god, not YOUR god. i'm like a subgod, not adverse to the big god, but not quite as hardcore as him. by the way no one else on totse is a subgod like me. think of me as moderator but not admin in the forums of life.

The kalimah of Islam is as follows:

La ilaha ill Allah.

Its Arabic. It means there is no god other than God. So I'm the only one.